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Old 12-22-2005, 04:55 PM   #201
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Since 1978, at least 37 people have died as a result of shaking vending machines, in an attempt to get free merchandise. More than 100 have been injured.
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The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.
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The 2 Foot Long Bird Called A Kea That Lives In New Zealand Likes To Eat The Strips Of Rubber Aound Car Windows
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According to tests made at the Institute for the Study of Animal Problems in Washington, D.C., dogs and cats, like people, are either right-handed or left-handed --- that is, they favor either their right or left paws.
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Old 12-22-2005, 04:57 PM   #217
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Roosevelt was the most superstitious president?he traveled continually but never left on a Friday. He also would not sit at the same table that held thirteen other people.
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Because of quantum physics, some 5% of a proton's magnetism is actually based on strange and anti-strange quarks (this is the actual term for them) that appear literally from nowhere and disappear into complete nothingness. So, when you get an MRI scan, the results in part show something that does not actually exist.
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In Redondo Beach, Calif., a police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and charged him with drunk driving. Officer Joseph Fonteno's suspicions were aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast Highway with half of a traffic-light pole, including the lights, lying across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and simply kept driving. According to Fonteno, when the driver was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought it."
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