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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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The Tokyo World Lanes Bowling Center is the largest bowling establishment in the world. It has 252 lanes and one very tired pinsetter.
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If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
Unfortunately Kyle Hoppes is not a scorpion.
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A Large Swarm Of Locusts Can Eat 80,000 Tons Of Corn A Day
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airports that are built in high altitudes need longer runways because of the air density being lower
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A Lion's Roar Can Be Heard A Mile A Way.
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The World's Largest Catsup Bottle stands proudly next to Route 159, just south of downtown Collinsville, Illinois. This unique 170 ft. tall water tower was built in 1949 by W.E. Caldwell Company for the G.S. Suppiger catsup bottling plant. In 1995, due to the efforts of the Catsup Bottle Preservation Group, this piece of local history was saved from demolition and beautifully restored to its original appearance.
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The first atomic bomb dropped on Japan fell from the Enola Gay, named after the unit commander's mother. The second dropped from a plane known as Bock's Car.
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A Male Emperor Moth Can Smell A Female Emperor Moth Up To 7 Miles Away.
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
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las vegas has the most number of hotel rooms in the world
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heres a good one - A BLIND CHAMELEON CAN STILL CHANGE COLOURS TO MATCH ITS ENVIRONMENT
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There are more Samoans in Los Angeles than on American Samoa.
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In Muddy, Illinois, the post office measures only 7½ by 10½ feet, about the size of a garden shed. If it wasn't for a sign hanging above the door stating, "U.S. Post Office, Muddy, IL., 62965," finding the tiny, wooden building could be difficult. It is believed to be one of the smallest post offices in the United States
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Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
Now if only a few GFY webmasters would adopt strict Celery diets...
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The estimated number of M&M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000.
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Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.
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A Cat Uses It's Whiskers To Determine If A Space Is Too Small To Squeeze Through.
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Seals used for their fur get extremely sick when taken aboard ships.
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The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.
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Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
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The RCA logo with Nipper the dog listening to the RCA grammaphone. But the original picture had both the dog and thegrammaphone sitting on his dead masters casket. The idea being that the closest thing to his dead master's voice was the RCAgrammaphone. The ad was eventually considered too morbid and they removed the casket.
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A Chameleon's Tongue Is Twice The Length Of Its Body
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The pet food company Ralston Purina recently introduced, from its subsidiary Purina Philippines, power chicken feed designed to help roosters build muscles for cockfighting, which is popular in many areas of the world.
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Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
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A Cow Produces 200 Times More Gas A Day Than A Person
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Over 50% of lottery players go back to work after winning the jackpot.
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Cat's urine glows under a black light
So does my sperm. Coincidence? Maybe...
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Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.
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According to the Wall Street Journal, the cockfighting market is huge: The Philippines has five million roosters used for exactly that.
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A Crocodile Can't Move It's Tongue
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Sharks and rays are the only animals known to man that don't get cancer. Scientists believe this has something to do with the fact that they don't have bones, but cartilage.
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From a complete stop, a human is capable of outrunning a Formula One Racecar for about 30 feet
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A "jiffy" is a unit of time: 3.3357 times 10 raised to the -11 (3.3357x10^-11) seconds. So named for the length of time it takes light to travel a cm in a vacuum.
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A Crocodile's Tongue Is Attached To The Roof Of It's Mouth.
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This is the winner . Most useless fact ever :
The Giant cricket of Africa enjoys eating human hair. |
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The only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees is the praying mantis.
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A Female Ferret Will Die If It Goes Into Heat And Cannot Find A Mate.
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At last check, the governor of Arkansas makes $60,000 a year. His salary is the lowest of all 50 states. A dozen or so states pay their governors more than $100,000 year, generally the more populous states. California pays its governor $131,000. Illinois comes in second at $130,000 and change, with New York, a close third at $130,000 even.
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A Pig's Orgasim Lasts For 30 Minutes
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The original Guiness Brewery in Dublin, Ireland has a six thousand year lease.
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There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.
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Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T
Go Fuck Yourself is a registered trademark of my ex girlfriend.
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Snoring is prohibited in Massachusetts unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. It is also illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
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A Rhinoceros' Horn Is Made Of Compacted Hair.
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A Snail Can Have About 25,000 Teeth
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