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Old 12-22-2005, 05:14 PM   #451
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Oak Trees Don't Have Acorns Until They Are At Least 50 Years Old
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The Professor's real name was Roy Hinkley, Mary Ann's last name was Summers and Mrs. Howell's maiden name was Wentworth.
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The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.
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Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
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Most Americans' Car Horns Beep In The Key Of "f".
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The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
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NO WAR HAS BEEN FOUGHT WHERE BOTH COUNTRIES HAD A McDONALDS
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The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
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Research indicates that babies who suck on pacifiers are more prone to ear aches.
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:16 PM   #461
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:16 PM   #462
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Camel's Milk Doesn't Curdle
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Much to the dismay of this taxpayer. Scientists have actually discovered two identical snow flakes!
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A-1 Steak Sauce Contains Both Orange Peel And Raisins
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So many visitors were taking his cigars, so Thomas Edison devised a plan to discourage the practice. He had several boxes of cigars custom-made with cabbage leaves. But when the offensive smelling stogies were delivered to his office, his secretary sent them on to his home where his wife went ahead and packed the items in his luggage, and the offensive items accompanied Mr. Edison on his business trip. This just goes to show you that even a genius can't outsmart his wife.
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Your skin is actually an organ.
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John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
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In a year, the average person walks four miles to make his or her bed.
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There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
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I know I'm not gonna win with this post because the fact I'm about to tell you is very practical and I use it every day of my life:

A galactic year is 250 million Earth-years. This is the time it takes for our solar system to make one revolution around the Milky Way Galaxy.
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Bananas Do Not Grow On Trees, But On Rhizomes
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A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years.
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Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.
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The Average Ear Of Corn Has 800 Kernels Arranged In 16 Rows
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The cruise liner, 'Queen Elizabeth 2', moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
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Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
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sarah, when are you going to announce the winners? this can go forever
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'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
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It Takes About 1/2 A Gallon Of Water To Cook Macaroni And 1/2 A Gallon Of Water To Clean The Pot
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Giraffes are unable to cough.
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The two longest one-syllable words in the English language is "screeched. & strengths."
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Hersheys Supplies M&m's To The White House For Free But They Only Give Peanut Flavoured Ones
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He actually found out about it accidentally while using a spinal cord stimulator on a woman who had suffered spinal injuries. It was, originally, a side-effect.

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By partially filling saucers with vinegar and distributing the saucers around a room, you can eliminate odors.
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I'm going to be like the energizer bunny in this thread - I really want that 360
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Pecans Are The Only Food That Doesn't Have To Be Treated Or Dehydrated When Astronauts Take Them Into Space
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The Eggplant Is Part Of The Thistle Family
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The shoestring was invented in England in 1790, Prior to this time all shoes were fastened with buckles.
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In France, it is legal to marry a dead person

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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag
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The Most Vitamin C In A Fruit Is In It's Pith (skin)
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Roulette was invented by the great French mathematician and philosopher Blaise Pascal. It was a by product of his experiments with perpetual motion.
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Astronauts get taller when they are in space.
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