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Anthony · 12-14-2005, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I hate that.

I know those little asian girls are picking on me while I am having my cuticles trimmed.

I hate it when they try to massage my forearms after a manicure, or calves after a pedicure. It's like, "Hello little miss 100lbs asain girl, I am 260lbs, the pressure you are exerting is about a little more than a mosquito does. Can we just skip this part?"

Dirty Dane · 12-14-2005, 09:37 AM

SWIM!!!!!

NickPapageorgio · 12-14-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

No, I just say everything with sarcasm. Sure everyone can't run but those that want to can do something. If you aren't hurting other people I don't care if you like to stick flaming sticks up your ass so I damn sure don't care what you weigh. It's the whiney, excuse making crybabies that annoy me whether you're talking about weight, smoking, drinking, drugs, money, or 1000 other things. Everyone has hard shit they have to deal with, some of us just do it.

Well then that's a point we can both agree on.

NickPapageorgio · 12-14-2005, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I hate it when they try to massage my forearms after a manicure, or calves after a pedicure. It's like, "Hello little miss 100lbs asain girl, I am 260lbs, the pressure you are exerting is about a little more than a mosquito does. Can we just skip this part?"

Actually man, I got this one place I go to that has this like 70 year old Vietnamese woman that does the pedicures and she can crack fucking walnuts with her bare hands I'd be willing to bet. She does my shit up right!!

Anthony · 12-14-2005, 09:39 AM

You fat webmasters think you have it bad?

Well I'm a fat, asian webmaster!

I have it way way way worse.

Someone tell me it's okay please.

Anthony · 12-14-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

Actually man, I got this one place I go to that has this like 70 year old Vietnamese woman that does the pedicures and she can crack fucking walnuts with her bare hands I'd be willing to bet. She does my shit up right!!

70 years old and crack walnuts with her hands. Does she give happy endings?

Just wondering.

I could close my eyes and shit.

NickPapageorgio · 12-14-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

You fat webmasters think you have it bad?

Well I'm a fat, asian webmaster!

I have it way way way worse.

Someone tell me it's okay please.

Hug it out yo!! C'mere you!!

chadglni · 12-14-2005, 09:41 AM

</jackass>

Think positive and you can do anything.

NickPapageorgio · 12-14-2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

70 years old and crack walnuts with her hands. Does she give happy endings?

Just wondering.

I could close my eyes and shit.

haha...I dunno. She's always buggin my wife when we go to get her pussy waxed so maybe lmao. She got some strong ass hands tho. Like a vice. I can only imagine the possibilities when the lights are out and her dentures are on the night stand.

Sharky · 12-14-2005, 10:02 AM

Damn,my kind of thread. An idiot telling fat people how to lose weight by guiding them to hurt themeselves.

Hey fucker... in August I was about 350lbs.. I am now 268 and still dropping. I was about 45% bodyfat, I am now 28% bodyfat.

If you are fat and want to lose weight, search for weight loss posts from WTS_Ben. This guy knows his shit and is one of the people who got me to start. He inspired me and I followed his plan pretty much to a T. At this rate, I will be my goal weight of 225lbs by Spring break... I hope to be 10-12% bodyfat by then.

I lift 4-5 days a week and do cardio 7 days a week. I eat healthy, small meals about 4-6 times a day. I have a cheat meal maybe once a month and even then it's Healthy, but not on my "plan".

You have to make a life change, I did and it works.
My wife joined me in my quest and went from post-baby weight of 210lbs and size 16+ to 150lbs and a size 2 (she is 5' 10"). Not bad. Helps in the motivation though. :-)

Sarah_Jayne · 12-14-2005, 10:04 AM

Anybody that goes to my gym has seen a fat runner.

Raven · 12-14-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I hope you are kidding.
Fat people = running = damage to knees = even less exercise than usual.

So, please when you try to insult someone (or think you're clever) think before you post anything.

Add heart attack and stroke to that list.

You're right. It's not a very good way to live; but, his suggestion, if you call it that, is a great way to die.

Saeun · 12-14-2005, 10:11 AM

Runners, like cyclists, are usually skinny balding bastards with bad breath.

Don't become one. Go swimming or something...

King Adam · 12-14-2005, 10:13 AM

Chadgini

Thanks for being original. I see that you had to start a new thread titled FAT WEBMASTERS after I started a thread HEALTHY WEBMASTERS. Try being original sometime.

If anyone wants a real thread with real info and not someone just striking up drama, check out the original thread.
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/551916-healthy-webmaster.html

Raven · 12-14-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

You fat webmasters think you have it bad?

Well I'm a fat, asian webmaster!

I have it way way way worse.

Someone tell me it's okay please.

Not only is it okay; but I have it on good authority that you're hung like horse. That makes up for a whole shitload of anything.

Too bad you can't be in Vancouver when Lindsay and I come up on Tuesday.

Anthony · 12-14-2005, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Raven

Not only is it okay; but I have it on good authority that you're hung like horse. That makes up for a whole shitload of anything.

Too bad you can't be in Vancouver when Lindsay and I come up on Tuesday.

RAVEN! Not in public!

Awww, I wish I could make it up there too.

chadglni · 12-14-2005, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by King Adam

Chadgini

Thanks for being original. I see that you had to start a new thread titled FAT WEBMASTERS after I started a thread HEALTHY WEBMASTERS. Try being original sometime.

If anyone wants a real thread with real info and not someone just striking up drama, check out the original thread.
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/551916-healthy-webmaster.html

Duh? I was making fun of your thread.

chadglni · 12-14-2005, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Raven

Add heart attack and stroke to that list.

You're right. It's not a very good way to live; but, his suggestion, if you call it that, is a great way to die.

Yeah because being fat isn't a good way to have a heart attack or stroke anyhow. You people are so uptight and sensitive.

CamRabbit · 12-14-2005, 10:28 AM

Here's an idea fatties: stop fucking stuffing yourself with big macs and fries.

BigCashCrew · 12-14-2005, 10:29 AM

it's called lifting weights ;) it works wonders on skinny and fat people who try it.

chadglni · 12-14-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Raven

Add heart attack and stroke to that list.

You're right. It's not a very good way to live; but, his suggestion, if you call it that, is a great way to die.

http://home.sprynet.com/~holtrun/walking.htm

http://healthresearch.lbl.gov/men.html

Try again.

chadglni · 12-14-2005, 11:26 AM

Nobody else wants to call me names after assuming I look down on overweight people?

triumph · 12-14-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by More Booze

or you can also try this: eat healthy.

eating healthy and walking moderately is great!

And in due time, you will be lean. Now I just have to follow what I preach

Anthony · 12-14-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

Nobody else wants to call me names after assuming I look down on overweight people?

I think it got blown out of porportion. I woudln't worry about it.

Sometimes a smiley face helps out when posting, let's ppl know you aren't being a condescending sumobitch.

Anthony · 12-14-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by triumph

eating healthy and walking moderately is great!

And in due time, you will be lean. Now I just have to follow what I preach

Almighty Colin did this very thing. The change was unreal!

chadglni · 12-14-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I think it got blown out of porportion. I woudln't worry about it.

Sometimes a smiley face helps out when posting, let's ppl know you aren't being a condescending sumobitch.

Ah but I am. I'm just being a condescending bastard to crybabies rather than heavy people.

polle54 · 12-14-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I hope you are kidding.
Fat people = running = damage to knees = even less exercise than usual.

So, please when you try to insult someone (or think you're clever) think before you post anything.

Poor fucking excuse start walking then and when you feel ready start running half your road and walk the rest and go up and up.

running ruins nothing unless you are in a seriously bad condition....
but maybe some of you are.

MikeB · 12-14-2005, 11:39 AM

I was at 365 in March, now I'm right at/below 300. If anyone is looking for a fun way to get in shape and improve your mind, body, and spirit, hit me on icq.

Mike B

tony286 · 12-14-2005, 11:46 AM

Another thread by someone who has to attack others to make himself feel better.So sad lol

latinasojourn · 12-14-2005, 11:47 AM

jogging is OK if you are very young.

but once over about age 20 it is more problematic due to shock stress on joints will usually will cause problems later in life.

swimming or bicycling is better IMO.

Anthony · 12-14-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeB_CE

I was at 365 in March, now I'm right at/below 300. If anyone is looking for a fun way to get in shape and improve your mind, body, and spirit, hit me on icq.

Mike B

Mike, you know I'm always down for that!

feclstrm · 12-14-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by polle54

running ruins nothing unless you are in a seriously bad condition....
but maybe some of you are.

Yup maybe we are I had to start with walking first ... having a submissive wife who does everything for me including feed me at my computer terminal walking was a real chore to start with.

Geeezer · 12-14-2005, 11:53 AM

Where's karl, some good advice for you their dough boy

chadglni · 12-14-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Another thread by someone who has to attack others to make himself feel better.So sad lol

You are sadly mistaken.

TheJimmy · 12-14-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Yes, I love giving them pedicures, but talk in chink to other nail specialists.

dammit man I almost spit my coffee on the monitor....

Thanks for that homie!

I needed that today haha

Raven · 12-14-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

RAVEN! Not in public!

Awww, I wish I could make it up there too.

NOT IN PUBLIC????

Isn't it in your sig tag on that other board?

Anthony · 12-14-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Raven

NOT IN PUBLIC????

Isn't it in your sig tag on that other board?

The readership is much smaller there, I can brag!

LOL

PenisFace · 12-14-2005, 02:08 PM

The key to losing weight is as follows: STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH TOO MUCH FOOD YOU FAT FUCK.

3 regular sized meals a day. If you're hungry, suffer. If you can't do that, YOU'RE WEAK.

That is all.

Stallion · 12-14-2005, 02:11 PM

Hey You Gotta Eat!

Jakke PNG · 12-14-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace

The key to losing weight is as follows: STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH TOO MUCH FOOD YOU FAT FUCK.

3 regular sized meals a day. If you're hungry, suffer. If you can't do that, YOU'RE WEAK.

That is all.

No it's not.
I've eaten pretty much under 2000 calories per day for 9 months and my weight hasn't dropped.

I don't really count my calories, I do that a few times per month and count every calorie I put in my mouth for a day or 2 and get a good average. I don't eat fast food or even animal fats.
So you can shove your ignorant attitude up my fat and stinky ass.

polle54 · 12-14-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by feclstrm

Yup maybe we are I had to start with walking first ... having a submissive wife who does everything for me including feed me at my computer terminal walking was a real chore to start with.

nice you don't need to move that much then.. it's okay to be fat then.

CamRabbit · 12-14-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

No it's not.
I've eaten pretty much under 2000 calories per day for 9 months and my weight hasn't dropped.

I don't really count my calories, I do that a few times per month and count every calorie I put in my mouth for a day or 2 and get a good average. I don't eat fast food or even animal fats.
So you can shove your ignorant attitude up my fat and stinky ass.

Well not shit. Kinda hard to lose calories when you sit on your ass all day.

Jakke PNG · 12-14-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Well not shit. Kinda hard to lose calories when you sit on your ass all day.

I walk with my dog 4.97096954 miles per day with my dog, rain or shine.
I also don't have any chemical imbalancies or anything that would cause me not to lose weight.. so it's a bit of a mystery to me

Jakke PNG · 12-14-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Well not shit. Kinda hard to lose calories when you sit on your ass all day.

Oh, also.. according to any online caloriecounting thingy, I should use around 3000-3500 calories if I lay down and do nothing but breathe..so I must be broken.

12-14-2005, 10:02 AM	#60
Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	Damn,my kind of thread. An idiot telling fat people how to lose weight by guiding them to hurt themeselves. Hey fucker... in August I was about 350lbs.. I am now 268 and still dropping. I was about 45% bodyfat, I am now 28% bodyfat. If you are fat and want to lose weight, search for weight loss posts from WTS_Ben. This guy knows his shit and is one of the people who got me to start. He inspired me and I followed his plan pretty much to a T. At this rate, I will be my goal weight of 225lbs by Spring break... I hope to be 10-12% bodyfat by then. I lift 4-5 days a week and do cardio 7 days a week. I eat healthy, small meals about 4-6 times a day. I have a cheat meal maybe once a month and even then it's Healthy, but not on my "plan". You have to make a life change, I did and it works. My wife joined me in my quest and went from post-baby weight of 210lbs and size 16+ to 150lbs and a size 2 (she is 5' 10"). Not bad. Helps in the motivation though. :-) __________________ Sharky

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