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  • Anthony
    Keyboard Warrior
    • Feb 2001
    • 9653
    #51
    Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
    I hate that. I know those little asian girls are picking on me while I am having my cuticles trimmed.
    I hate it when they try to massage my forearms after a manicure, or calves after a pedicure. It's like, "Hello little miss 100lbs asain girl, I am 260lbs, the pressure you are exerting is about a little more than a mosquito does. Can we just skip this part?"

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      • Dirty Dane
        Sick Fuck
        • Feb 2004
        • 9491
        #52
        SWIM!!!!!

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          • NickPapageorgio
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 8323
            #53
            Originally posted by chadglni
            No, I just say everything with sarcasm. Sure everyone can't run but those that want to can do something. If you aren't hurting other people I don't care if you like to stick flaming sticks up your ass so I damn sure don't care what you weigh. It's the whiney, excuse making crybabies that annoy me whether you're talking about weight, smoking, drinking, drugs, money, or 1000 other things. Everyone has hard shit they have to deal with, some of us just do it.
            Well then that's a point we can both agree on.

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              • NickPapageorgio
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 8323
                #54
                Originally posted by Anthony
                I hate it when they try to massage my forearms after a manicure, or calves after a pedicure. It's like, "Hello little miss 100lbs asain girl, I am 260lbs, the pressure you are exerting is about a little more than a mosquito does. Can we just skip this part?"
                Actually man, I got this one place I go to that has this like 70 year old Vietnamese woman that does the pedicures and she can crack fucking walnuts with her bare hands I'd be willing to bet. She does my shit up right!!

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                  • Anthony
                    Keyboard Warrior
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 9653
                    #55
                    You fat webmasters think you have it bad?

                    Well I'm a fat, asian webmaster!

                    I have it way way way worse.

                    Someone tell me it's okay please.

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                      • Anthony
                        Keyboard Warrior
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 9653
                        #56
                        Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                        Actually man, I got this one place I go to that has this like 70 year old Vietnamese woman that does the pedicures and she can crack fucking walnuts with her bare hands I'd be willing to bet. She does my shit up right!!
                        70 years old and crack walnuts with her hands. Does she give happy endings?

                        Just wondering.

                        I could close my eyes and shit.

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                          • NickPapageorgio
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 8323
                            #57
                            Originally posted by Anthony
                            You fat webmasters think you have it bad?

                            Well I'm a fat, asian webmaster!

                            I have it way way way worse.

                            Someone tell me it's okay please.
                            Hug it out yo!! C'mere you!!

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                              • chadglni
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 6924
                                #58
                                </jackass>

                                Think positive and you can do anything.


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                                  • NickPapageorgio
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 8323
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by Anthony
                                    70 years old and crack walnuts with her hands. Does she give happy endings?

                                    Just wondering.

                                    I could close my eyes and shit.
                                    haha...I dunno. She's always buggin my wife when we go to get her pussy waxed so maybe lmao. She got some strong ass hands tho. Like a vice. I can only imagine the possibilities when the lights are out and her dentures are on the night stand.

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                                      • Sharky
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 4938
                                        #60
                                        Damn,my kind of thread. An idiot telling fat people how to lose weight by guiding them to hurt themeselves.

                                        Hey fucker... in August I was about 350lbs.. I am now 268 and still dropping. I was about 45% bodyfat, I am now 28% bodyfat.

                                        If you are fat and want to lose weight, search for weight loss posts from WTS_Ben. This guy knows his shit and is one of the people who got me to start. He inspired me and I followed his plan pretty much to a T. At this rate, I will be my goal weight of 225lbs by Spring break... I hope to be 10-12% bodyfat by then.

                                        I lift 4-5 days a week and do cardio 7 days a week. I eat healthy, small meals about 4-6 times a day. I have a cheat meal maybe once a month and even then it's Healthy, but not on my "plan".

                                        You have to make a life change, I did and it works.
                                        My wife joined me in my quest and went from post-baby weight of 210lbs and size 16+ to 150lbs and a size 2 (she is 5' 10"). Not bad. Helps in the motivation though. :-)
                                        Sharky

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                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                            Now with more Jayne
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 40077
                                            #61
                                            Anybody that goes to my gym has seen a fat runner.

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                                              • Raven
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 6874
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                I hope you are kidding.
                                                Fat people = running = damage to knees = even less exercise than usual.

                                                So, please when you try to insult someone (or think you're clever) think before you post anything.
                                                Add heart attack and stroke to that list.

                                                You're right. It's not a very good way to live; but, his suggestion, if you call it that, is a great way to die.
                                                Raven

                                                ~RETIRED~

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                                                  • Saeun
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 299
                                                    #63
                                                    Runners, like cyclists, are usually skinny balding bastards with bad breath.

                                                    Don't become one. Go swimming or something...

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                                                      • King Adam
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 5408
                                                        #64
                                                        Chadgini

                                                        Thanks for being original. I see that you had to start a new thread titled FAT WEBMASTERS after I started a thread HEALTHY WEBMASTERS. Try being original sometime.

                                                        If anyone wants a real thread with real info and not someone just striking up drama, check out the original thread.
                                                        http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=551916

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                                                          • Raven
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 6874
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by Anthony
                                                            You fat webmasters think you have it bad?

                                                            Well I'm a fat, asian webmaster!

                                                            I have it way way way worse.

                                                            Someone tell me it's okay please.
                                                            Not only is it okay; but I have it on good authority that you're hung like horse. That makes up for a whole shitload of anything. Too bad you can't be in Vancouver when Lindsay and I come up on Tuesday.
                                                            Raven

                                                            ~RETIRED~

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                                                              • Anthony
                                                                Keyboard Warrior
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 9653
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Raven
                                                                Not only is it okay; but I have it on good authority that you're hung like horse. That makes up for a whole shitload of anything. Too bad you can't be in Vancouver when Lindsay and I come up on Tuesday.
                                                                RAVEN! Not in public!

                                                                Awww, I wish I could make it up there too.

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                                                                  • chadglni
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 6924
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by King Adam
                                                                    Chadgini

                                                                    Thanks for being original. I see that you had to start a new thread titled FAT WEBMASTERS after I started a thread HEALTHY WEBMASTERS. Try being original sometime.

                                                                    If anyone wants a real thread with real info and not someone just striking up drama, check out the original thread.
                                                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=551916
                                                                    Duh? I was making fun of your thread.


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                                                                      • chadglni
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 6924
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by Raven
                                                                        Add heart attack and stroke to that list.

                                                                        You're right. It's not a very good way to live; but, his suggestion, if you call it that, is a great way to die.
                                                                        Yeah because being fat isn't a good way to have a heart attack or stroke anyhow. You people are so uptight and sensitive.


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                                                                          • CamRabbit
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                            • 577
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Here's an idea fatties: stop fucking stuffing yourself with big macs and fries.

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                                                                              • BigCashCrew
                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                • 3570
                                                                                #70
                                                                                it's called lifting weights ;) it works wonders on skinny and fat people who try it.

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                                                                                  • chadglni
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 6924
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by Raven
                                                                                    Add heart attack and stroke to that list.

                                                                                    You're right. It's not a very good way to live; but, his suggestion, if you call it that, is a great way to die.
                                                                                    http://home.sprynet.com/~holtrun/walking.htm

                                                                                    http://healthresearch.lbl.gov/men.html

                                                                                    Try again.


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                                                                                      • chadglni
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 6924
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Nobody else wants to call me names after assuming I look down on overweight people?


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                                                                                          • triumph
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                            • 3433
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by More Booze
                                                                                            or you can also try this: eat healthy.

                                                                                            eating healthy and walking moderately is great!

                                                                                            And in due time, you will be lean. Now I just have to follow what I preach

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                                                                                              • Anthony
                                                                                                Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 9653
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by chadglni
                                                                                                Nobody else wants to call me names after assuming I look down on overweight people?
                                                                                                I think it got blown out of porportion. I woudln't worry about it.

                                                                                                Sometimes a smiley face helps out when posting, let's ppl know you aren't being a condescending sumobitch.

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                                                                                                  • Anthony
                                                                                                    Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                                                    • 9653
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Originally posted by triumph
                                                                                                    eating healthy and walking moderately is great!

                                                                                                    And in due time, you will be lean. Now I just have to follow what I preach
                                                                                                    Almighty Colin did this very thing. The change was unreal!

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                                                                                                      • chadglni
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                                        • 6924
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                                        I think it got blown out of porportion. I woudln't worry about it.

                                                                                                        Sometimes a smiley face helps out when posting, let's ppl know you aren't being a condescending sumobitch.
                                                                                                        Ah but I am. I'm just being a condescending bastard to crybabies rather than heavy people.


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                                                                                                          • polle54
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                                                            • 4626
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                                            I hope you are kidding.
                                                                                                            Fat people = running = damage to knees = even less exercise than usual.

                                                                                                            So, please when you try to insult someone (or think you're clever) think before you post anything.

                                                                                                            Poor fucking excuse start walking then and when you feel ready start running half your road and walk the rest and go up and up.

                                                                                                            running ruins nothing unless you are in a seriously bad condition....
                                                                                                            but maybe some of you are.
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                                                                                                              • MikeB
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                • 2012
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                I was at 365 in March, now I'm right at/below 300. If anyone is looking for a fun way to get in shape and improve your mind, body, and spirit, hit me on icq.

                                                                                                                Mike B

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                                                                                                                  • tony299
                                                                                                                    lurker
                                                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                    • 57021
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Another thread by someone who has to attack others to make himself feel better.So sad lol

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                                                                                                                      • latinasojourn
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                        • 3191
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        jogging is OK if you are very young.

                                                                                                                        but once over about age 20 it is more problematic due to shock stress on joints will usually will cause problems later in life.

                                                                                                                        swimming or bicycling is better IMO.

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                                                                                                                          • Anthony
                                                                                                                            Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                            • 9653
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by MikeB_CE
                                                                                                                            I was at 365 in March, now I'm right at/below 300. If anyone is looking for a fun way to get in shape and improve your mind, body, and spirit, hit me on icq.

                                                                                                                            Mike B
                                                                                                                            Mike, you know I'm always down for that!

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                                                                                                                              • feclstrm
                                                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                • 54
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by polle54
                                                                                                                                running ruins nothing unless you are in a seriously bad condition....
                                                                                                                                but maybe some of you are.
                                                                                                                                Yup maybe we are I had to start with walking first ... having a submissive wife who does everything for me including feed me at my computer terminal walking was a real chore to start with.

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                                                                                                                                  • Geeezer
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                    • 171
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Where's karl, some good advice for you their dough boy

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                                                                                                                                      • chadglni
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                        • 6924
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                                                                        Another thread by someone who has to attack others to make himself feel better.So sad lol
                                                                                                                                        You are sadly mistaken.


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                                                                                                                                          • TheJimmy
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                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                            • 10747
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                                                                            Yes, I love giving them pedicures, but talk in chink to other nail specialists.




                                                                                                                                            dammit man I almost spit my coffee on the monitor....


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                                                                                                                                              • Raven
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                • 6874
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                                                                                RAVEN! Not in public!

                                                                                                                                                Awww, I wish I could make it up there too.
                                                                                                                                                NOT IN PUBLIC????

                                                                                                                                                Isn't it in your sig tag on that other board?

                                                                                                                                                Raven

                                                                                                                                                ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                                                                                  • Anthony
                                                                                                                                                    Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                    • 9653
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Raven
                                                                                                                                                    NOT IN PUBLIC????

                                                                                                                                                    Isn't it in your sig tag on that other board?

                                                                                                                                                    The readership is much smaller there, I can brag!

                                                                                                                                                    LOL

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                                                                                                                                                      • PenisFace
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                        • 3774
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        The key to losing weight is as follows: STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH TOO MUCH FOOD YOU FAT FUCK.

                                                                                                                                                        3 regular sized meals a day. If you're hungry, suffer. If you can't do that, YOU'RE WEAK.

                                                                                                                                                        That is all.
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                                                                                                                                                          • Stallion
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                                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                            • 6632
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            Hey You Gotta Eat!
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                                                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                • 20306
                                                                                                                                                                #90
                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                                                                                                                                The key to losing weight is as follows: STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH TOO MUCH FOOD YOU FAT FUCK.

                                                                                                                                                                3 regular sized meals a day. If you're hungry, suffer. If you can't do that, YOU'RE WEAK.

                                                                                                                                                                That is all.
                                                                                                                                                                No it's not.
                                                                                                                                                                I've eaten pretty much under 2000 calories per day for 9 months and my weight hasn't dropped.
                                                                                                                                                                I don't really count my calories, I do that a few times per month and count every calorie I put in my mouth for a day or 2 and get a good average. I don't eat fast food or even animal fats.
                                                                                                                                                                So you can shove your ignorant attitude up my fat and stinky ass.
                                                                                                                                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                                                                                  • polle54
                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                    • 4626
                                                                                                                                                                    #91
                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by feclstrm
                                                                                                                                                                    Yup maybe we are I had to start with walking first ... having a submissive wife who does everything for me including feed me at my computer terminal walking was a real chore to start with.

                                                                                                                                                                    nice you don't need to move that much then.. it's okay to be fat then.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • CamRabbit
                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                        • 577
                                                                                                                                                                        #92
                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                                                                                                        No it's not.
                                                                                                                                                                        I've eaten pretty much under 2000 calories per day for 9 months and my weight hasn't dropped.
                                                                                                                                                                        I don't really count my calories, I do that a few times per month and count every calorie I put in my mouth for a day or 2 and get a good average. I don't eat fast food or even animal fats.
                                                                                                                                                                        So you can shove your ignorant attitude up my fat and stinky ass.
                                                                                                                                                                        Well not shit. Kinda hard to lose calories when you sit on your ass all day.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                                                                                            ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                            • 20306
                                                                                                                                                                            #93
                                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                                                                                                                                                            Well not shit. Kinda hard to lose calories when you sit on your ass all day.
                                                                                                                                                                            I walk with my dog 4.97096954 miles per day with my dog, rain or shine.
                                                                                                                                                                            I also don't have any chemical imbalancies or anything that would cause me not to lose weight.. so it's a bit of a mystery to me
                                                                                                                                                                            ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                                                                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                • 20306
                                                                                                                                                                                #94
                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                                                                                                                                                                Well not shit. Kinda hard to lose calories when you sit on your ass all day.
                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, also.. according to any online caloriecounting thingy, I should use around 3000-3500 calories if I lay down and do nothing but breathe..so I must be broken.
                                                                                                                                                                                ..and I'm off.

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