FAT WEBMASTERS - Here's how you lose weight...
 

RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUN!

When is the last time you saw a fat runner? Go outside, start running and keep going. When you feel like you're gonna die just stop long enough to puke and run some more! The weight will start dropping off, you'll start feeling better, and you'll be healthier in general. A 2 or 3 mile run before you start work will make you feel great all day.

Eat what you want, just run baby.

I hope you are kidding.
Fat people = running = damage to knees = even less exercise than usual.

So, please when you try to insult someone (or think you're clever) think before you post anything.

or you can also try this: eat healthy.

Ahahah come on. Have you ever seen a football practice?

I enjoy walking much better.

While I'm alive I like to enjoy simple things like eating. Low fat and pasta and diet crap food doesn't cut it for me.

The only time I don't run is when I'm walking behind you. :pimp

Umm, I would assume a football player who has weight, probably has strong knees..as he has most likely exercised his whole life.
Now, a fat webmaster who sits on his ass all day long.. gets up and starts to run? He will hurt his knees in a matter of days.
Please.. I do know what I'm talking about.

The way to lose weight is *WALK* not run.

But I hope you atleast improved your own self-esteem by making this witty thread, so all is not lost.

Why would I risk dropping my hamburger?

Don't get your wool underwear in a bunch. I'm talking about HIGH SCHOOL football not pro. 200 lbs or 400 lbs they have to run the same as the 120lb freshman. When they need to puke they can stop and puke and start running again. It's called conditioning and it works even for the lazy video game playing guys that sat on their ass for 16 years. :upsidedow

You're talking out of your ass.

like 100% of the fat guys in the army here (mandatory service) have to at one point or another stop a march because their knees fail.. mine did. ..and that's not even running.

Nope but you sure are pulling excuses out of yours.

Lol. I hope you feel superior now.
Anyways, don't get me wrong. I've run until I've puked and continued running afterwards. A guy can do that a few times, but eventually (before losing weight) his knees will fail. I don't know why in the fuck you argue with me... I can bet you aren't
a) fat, with experience on this
b) doctor or anyone who knows anything about medicine or knees.

The sole purpose of this thread was to make you feel good about yourself by mocking others. Unfortunately you took a bit wrong angle on this as it doesn't work like that.

By the way, I don't care if you're fat skinny or in between. If you're fat and don't care big deal. I'm just tired of all the "I need to lose weight boohoo" crying shit from people that don't do anything about it.

Doing anything, I never said that. I just pointed out that fat people can't lose weight by running. They'll injure themselves.

All it takes is about 30-45 minutes of working out per day and cutting back some calorie intake.

Doesn't have to be running........

No I just didn't argue with you about feeling superior. I read another thread about eating this and drinking that and I personally would never give up the good stuff like food which I enjoy. I didn't literally mean run until you die. If you run .5 meters today tomorrow you will be able to do .55 meters. You keep pushing yourself (without causing damage lol) and you can't help but lose weight. And by you I don't mean you specifically, I mean the people crying they want to lose weight while sitting on the pc talking on GFY. :winkwink:

10 points for teengodfather.
Running can seriously damage a fat guys knees.
Swimming or biking will work much better.

You lost this argument the moment you made the thread... TGF is right.

Yawn yeah they are forever doomed to being fat because of their knees. Oh and if a bear were chasing them they'd have to walk cause if they ran their knees would give out and they'd get caught anyhow.

What part of " He will hurt his knees in a matter of days." flew over your head?

Eat 5 small meals a day.. thats a start

The other thread was not about crybabies. It was giving good advice and real solutions.

As TGF said you came here with your holier than thou attitude and he owned you on every point you made.

People don't become fat overnight (I didn't) and in order to lose the weight it will take some time. Your idea will seriously hurt someone.

Getting trimmed down takes an attitude adjustment, More excersize, Less calories. But it will mainly take a lot of retraining. Because like myself I have been retraining myself on getting out of my chair more (for a busy webmaster this in itself is a chore). How many times does a webmaster say "yes I need to excersize more" then his ICQ lights up or his phone rings and bam there goes that idea because now he's busy for the next 4 hours and by the time he goes to do what he was going to do for excersize he's worn out from the work he just performed.

Yes I am a webmaster.
Yes I am fat.
No I'm not crying about it I did it to myself.
And yes I do need to cut calories and excersize more.

And furthermore Yes you can go fuck yourself with your idiotic ideas.

:1orglaugh

Post pics of yourself, I bet I can find a flaw or two. People who make posts like this are usually insecure about something. Is it your wittle pee pee? Post pics hero...let's see this masterpiece of humanity. :glugglug

I have a small peepee and I'm fat. I should probably end my life.

Ummm, there are no muscles in the knees.

You would be 100% wrong. I don't buy expensive clothes, I don't buy 80k cars, and I'm a skinny ass average looking guy. My hair is long as shit right now and I haven't shaved in a month. I don't give a fuck. My point is, when I want to do something be it lose weight or whatever the fuck else I want to do I just fucking do it. Some people want to think I'm taking jabs at fat people, no I'm taking jabs at anyone bitching and crying about something but doing nothing about it. Simple fact is if you want to lose weight you can, if you want to make more than $3 an hour with your business you can, etc etc etc. Tired of these weak ass excuses from people that can't do for themselves and need others to hold their hand and tell them it's ok. I have no insecurites, I don't care to impress, I don't give a fuck.

End of story. :upsidedow

Why? For being different? I know your post was in sarcasm but fuck these people with their perfect selves and their self given "right" to ridicule others. I'd like to see a picture of this Adonis so I can point my finger...

I'd post my picture, but the first thing you notice would be I'm asian.

I'd then be ridiculed for abnormally small penis

I'm gonna go to the corner and cry now.

The point is completely over your head. I'm not on here bitching about something that I can fix my damn self. I'm not making excuses, I don't care.

P.S. I heart TGF

I ment ligaments and the other shit of which name I don't know in english.

While we're playing with stereotypes do you gamble a lot?

Like it or not EVERYBODY is weak. <-- notice the period

I am sure you are not knower of all. Therefore in some way you are weak.

Are you a photoshop expert? If not what if TGF said to you READ a photoshop manual MOTHERFUCKER ... because although he's not slim like you he's very creative and he has maintained his current weight doing what he's good with. And if I had my choice I'd stay fat and be good at what I do and not try to impress shallow minded skinny fucks like yourself.

I don't want to learn photoshop or I WOULD.

Dumbass.

I don't want to be 50 pounds or I WOULD.

Dumbass.

not often, but I like tall, big tittied blondes.

I guess you don't want to learn the meaning of comprehension either. If you had you'd understand I'm not fucking talking to people that don't care. :thumbsup

The ones that visit your nail salon?

No, it's not over my head. Every post you've made has been condescending at best. Everyone has different situations. Not every person can run to lose weight. Skinny people always assume that it's just this one simple thing that will "fix" us fatties. Not so. People are made different. What works for some would kill another. Most people who are obese would more than likely put themselves more at risk of a heart attack or stroke if they just picked up and started running today. I myself had a knee operation in 92. There is no way I could run, even if a grizzly bear was chasing me lol. I could give it a shot, but I'd be bear lunch within a matter of 10 feet. That's not because I am overweight, that's because my knee is fucked up.

I will agree with you that people who bitch about things, then do nothing to change them, should shut the fuck up. But to assume that every person can just jump on some exercise regimen that works for you is stupid.

I have lost 80 pounds this year btw, and not by running til I puke. 5 small meals a day, biking and light aerobic stuff...despite the knee.

Seriously though, I just get sick of all the "advice for people who you think need it" in this world. Don't you think us fatties have already heard it? Why make the same statement we've all heard 1000 times? Exactly...to make yourself feel better about you. That's all I am saying.

No worries TGF.

This is the program I was given to follow before I tried out for the Navy SEALs.

1st week: Walk one mile.
2nd week: Walk one mile, jog one mile, low impact
3rd week: run two miles
4th week: run three miles
5th week: run four to five miles

The purpose was for the first two weeks to get your joints used to the stress of running. Walking is definately the way to go.

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You want me to comprehend what your saying when you can't comprehend it yourself ? :321GFY

Yes, I love giving them pedicures, but talk in chink to other nail specialists.

Best way to do it - quickens your metabolism :thumbsup

I hate that. :( I know those little asian girls are picking on me while I am having my cuticles trimmed.

No, I just say everything with sarcasm. Sure everyone can't run but those that want to can do something. If you aren't hurting other people I don't care if you like to stick flaming sticks up your ass so I damn sure don't care what you weigh. It's the whiney, excuse making crybabies that annoy me whether you're talking about weight, smoking, drinking, drugs, money, or 1000 other things. Everyone has hard shit they have to deal with, some of us just do it.