My experience with Epassport (rubbish) - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

RogerV · 11-28-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy

Please don't take this personally because you are just trying to make a living. Epassporte is so far from a real banking institution that the only support anyone can get is from 1 or 2 people on an adult message board called Go Fuck Yourself.......LMAO

OMG that is pure hysteria. Anyone trusting them with their money is just asking to get burnt sooner or later.

OK big drama boy and I bet your making lots of money in this biz arnt you LOL

and dont give me the bullshit you dont want anyone to know

when you learn how to make a buck in this biz then you can talk

RogerV · 11-28-2005, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrin

You know they are reading this thread and all the other epassporte sucks threads, they are just laying low figuring that not addressing these issues in public is better than getting into a pissing match that they can never win.

how can you win when your going up against a bunch of kids who make a few bucks a month for beer.. I'm sure they are working on it because of the rapid growth..

its always the people who talk shit who have no clue what its like to run a legit company that think they know it all..

I've seen 100000's of wannabees come and go every year.

there is a thing called respect.

We use Epassporte as most programs do to pay webmasters but you never hear how happy they are getting there money super fast without hasstle. all you hear are the bitchy comments

Antonio · 11-28-2005, 09:49 PM

ok, boys and girls, repeat after me:

epassportE

wtf is epassport?

Chris · 11-28-2005, 09:57 PM

how come anytimne i have issues shit gets resolved fast

I must be better at the internet than most of you

hehe

johnpr0n · 11-28-2005, 10:33 PM

Hehe yea i am sure they are reading this. I hope so, maybe it will teach them a lesson in customer service, maybe also a lesson in BASIC BASIC business practices, the kinda things you learn in year 4 diong business studies, or on the back of milk cartons :P

2HousePlague · 11-28-2005, 10:36 PM

'nuff

2hp

fetishblog · 11-28-2005, 10:39 PM

I've never had to deal with their customer service. It just takes me an hour to login and then another hour to navigate to any other section of their site. I wish they weren't the only game in town, but for now, their shitty service has the market cornered. :|

johnpr0n · 11-28-2005, 10:41 PM

LOL maybe you are chris, i think i am just a shit magnet for some reason :P

RogerV - in regards to your comments - You are right, im sure 99% of people here have nothing bad at all to say about epassportE - I said this from the start. Although if I dont come foward, and explain what a shitty service they are providing, well no one will, and god knows how many people will be burnt.

And having people explain thier similar situations is what this place is all about. I def understand about kiddy comments, but lets not put everyone into the same barrel eh?

johnpr0n · 11-28-2005, 10:43 PM

And no i dont think its enough, i think everyone should know. Then maybe we wont have to deal with such companies. Or maybe they will at least get the message this is unacceptable.

2HousePlague · 11-28-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnpr0n

And no i dont think its enough, i think everyone should know. Then maybe we wont have to deal with such companies. Or maybe they will at least get the message this is unacceptable.

Make your request. Observe the same level of professionalism you expect, and go -- that's it. If you are trying to "escalate" to some theoretical crisis point, beyond what you feel is within your personal power -- for example, on the phone, simply be aware that there are people here who will only allow so much. Period. My service to you is in acquainting you with that fact, before others do -- less polite than me --

Feedback is always welcome.

2hp

iBanker · 11-28-2005, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

If anyone has a problem or question feel free to contact me.

ICQ sent. Thanks.

johnpr0n · 11-28-2005, 10:55 PM

Oh i am not trying to escalate this at all, what can be done here, nothing at all i believe.

I am merly trying to make sure as many people see this as possible, and as little people do business with this company as possible

You are probably right tho, i should shuttup now!

2HousePlague · 11-28-2005, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnpr0n

Oh i am not trying to escalate this at all, what can be done here, nothing at all i believe.

I am merly trying to make sure as many people see this as possible, and as little people do business with this company as possible

You are probably right tho, i should shuttup now!

Good. Do.

2hp

tony286 · 11-28-2005, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

how can you win when your going up against a bunch of kids who make a few bucks a month for beer.. I'm sure they are working on it because of the rapid growth..

its always the people who talk shit who have no clue what its like to run a legit company that think they know it all..

I've seen 100000's of wannabees come and go every year.

there is a thing called respect.

We use Epassporte as most programs do to pay webmasters but you never hear how happy they are getting there money super fast without hasstle. all you hear are the bitchy comments

I hope your still 1099 ing them the irs starts cracking down it could get very ugly

Chris Mallick · 11-29-2005, 10:00 AM

ePassporte is not a banking institution. We never tried to be, said we were, or wanted to be.

Over 10,000 people in the Adult Industry make ePassporte transfers every day. I would guess that 99.5% of them have no problems.

This thread has the appearance and feel of a thread that is not designed to help anyone, just hurt ePassporte. Assistance has been offered by Keyser several times, it has not been taken advantage of, for some reason, which I beleive to be the underlying reason for this thread.

I won't debate with anyone here on this thread or any threads like this. We offer to help on an individual basis. I have offered to spend several hours here to answer any questions anyone had. When I poseted that (no, I do not have the thread link handy) I said to email me if you were intersted. I got 1 email; that was it...

Thanks to all of you that use and support us here and other places. Roger V, thanks a lot brother.

If anyone needs help, please email me or Keyser. We want ePassporte to be perfect for you and we are working towards that goal.

C

leedsfan · 11-29-2005, 10:08 AM

We pay out with Epassporte every two weeks. It's easy, our webmasters love it, and its very cost effective. I for one vouch for their service.

They are working on improving elements of their business which is something every company should do.

Dalai lama · 11-29-2005, 10:11 AM

I'm still trying to get my account from hold, i've mailed all the docs twice now, about to call them again.

johnpr0n · 11-12-2006, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

This thread has the appearance and feel of a thread that is not designed to help anyone, just hurt ePassporte. Assistance has been offered by Keyser several times, it has not been taken advantage of, for some reason, which I beleive to be the underlying reason for this thread.

I won't debate with anyone here on this thread or any threads like this. We offer to help on an individual basis. I have offered to spend several hours here to answer any questions anyone had. When I poseted that (no, I do not have the thread link handy) I said to email me if you were intersted. I got 1 email; that was it...
C

Well i left this thread to die, but i believe you are missing the point there Chris..

Keyser only offered to help after i have publicly complained, whats the good in that? I tried for weeks, this is just to get to speak to someone. I had a couple of basic questions.

And then you try turning it around onto me, like its my fault?

The purpose of this thread was to tell people about your companies lack of customer support, simple. You guys losing business is your own fault, thier is 50+ big threads on this board alone complaining about your custom service.

Anyhow i have contacted keyser / michael there on icq, and we will see if the problems have been fixed, months down the track now ;)

split_joel · 11-12-2006, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

Like I have offered you 3 times now if you need support you are welcome to contact me.

hey should not need to contact you for support. He should be able to call and get the anserws needed and not get treated like the way he did. This just goes to show how you guys brush everything off as if its the person asking the questions fault.

Epassorte is a great product, well the idea of it is.

It is possible that if it wasn't run by a bunch of dumb shits it would be awsome.

split_joel · 11-12-2006, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

ePassporte is not a banking institution. We never tried to be, said we were, or wanted to be.

Over 10,000 people in the Adult Industry make ePassporte transfers every day. I would guess that 99.5% of them have no problems.

This thread has the appearance and feel of a thread that is not designed to help anyone, just hurt ePassporte. Assistance has been offered by Keyser several times, it has not been taken advantage of, for some reason, which I beleive to be the underlying reason for this thread.

I won't debate with anyone here on this thread or any threads like this. We offer to help on an individual basis. I have offered to spend several hours here to answer any questions anyone had. When I poseted that (no, I do not have the thread link handy) I said to email me if you were intersted. I got 1 email; that was it...

Thanks to all of you that use and support us here and other places. Roger V, thanks a lot brother.

If anyone needs help, please email me or Keyser. We want ePassporte to be perfect for you and we are working towards that goal.

C

LOL go fuckyourself dude.

marko13 · 11-12-2006, 04:57 AM

i would be surprised if they answer you and menage your problem...

split_joel · 11-12-2006, 10:33 AM

bump and much more hate for epassporte!

MaddCaz · 11-12-2006, 10:34 AM

so many people with so many Epass complaints...

tenderobject · 11-12-2006, 11:28 AM

i love epass. keyser is a big help! although i hate it when people got this kind of problems.. its been almost 2 years now since i started using them but right now i don't usually use it to accept payments from clients since theres a lot of problems accuring every now and then.

goodluck

studiocritic · 11-12-2006, 11:40 AM

it is unfortunate that such a useful service has become so tarnished with their reputation for terrible support.

people ask me every day what my 'epass' is, and I have to explain to them why I refuse to use it, and politely ask for a check.

it takes longer to get my money, but then I'm only doing business with 3 very professional establishments:

- my client
- his/her bank
- my bank

Vigilante · 11-12-2006, 11:47 AM

The Epassporte Email support is really a single big pack of

The thing i most fucking hate are their "investigations due to unusal activity" (account blocked) that is just bullshit and it reminds me of paypal fuckers everytime my account is blocked again

. And sending a mail to their cs brings me something like:

"please call our customer service..."

ON the other hand i have to say that contacting Michael (keyser) in icq mostly instandly solves my problems and he get´s a big

for his work.

But i don´t want to have to run to him and get on his nerves everytime with my complaints just because the standart support is too dumb to solve my problems, when he can do it in 5 minutes.

So Keyser a great idea would be when you could teach the epassporte supportstuff how to do real customerservice like you do it perfectly

studiocritic · 11-12-2006, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vigilante

So Keyser a great idea would be when you could teach the epassporte supportstuff how to do real customerservice like you do it perfectly

I'd be willing to bet that Keyser works from home, as do most all of these random support folk.

Michael seems like a great guy, but what are you going to do when he moves on to greener pastures?

Close your eyes and think about how all of your ePassporte troubles would have played out if Michael was no longer with ePassporte.

11-28-2005, 09:57 PM	#54
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	how come anytimne i have issues shit gets resolved fast I must be better at the internet than most of you hehe __________________ [email protected]

11-28-2005, 10:36 PM	#56
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11-28-2005, 10:39 PM	#57
fetishblog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Your mom is my favorite pornstar!#% Posts: 5,995	I've never had to deal with their customer service. It just takes me an hour to login and then another hour to navigate to any other section of their site. I wish they weren't the only game in town, but for now, their shitty service has the market cornered. :\| __________________ Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!

11-29-2005, 10:00 AM	#65
Chris Mallick Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Marina del Rey, CA, USA Posts: 679	ePassporte is not a banking institution. We never tried to be, said we were, or wanted to be. Over 10,000 people in the Adult Industry make ePassporte transfers every day. I would guess that 99.5% of them have no problems. This thread has the appearance and feel of a thread that is not designed to help anyone, just hurt ePassporte. Assistance has been offered by Keyser several times, it has not been taken advantage of, for some reason, which I beleive to be the underlying reason for this thread. I won't debate with anyone here on this thread or any threads like this. We offer to help on an individual basis. I have offered to spend several hours here to answer any questions anyone had. When I poseted that (no, I do not have the thread link handy) I said to email me if you were intersted. I got 1 email; that was it... Thanks to all of you that use and support us here and other places. Roger V, thanks a lot brother. If anyone needs help, please email me or Keyser. We want ePassporte to be perfect for you and we are working towards that goal. C __________________ Chris Mallick [email protected]

11-29-2005, 10:08 AM	#66
leedsfan leedsfan Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: purgatory Posts: 2,564	We pay out with Epassporte every two weeks. It's easy, our webmasters love it, and its very cost effective. I for one vouch for their service. They are working on improving elements of their business which is something every company should do. __________________ Advertise on Sex2ube.com New Tube Content Packages Save $10K +

11-28-2005, 09:49 PM	#53
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	ok, boys and girls, repeat after me: epassportE wtf is epassport?

11-28-2005, 10:33 PM	#55
johnpr0n So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 389	Hehe yea i am sure they are reading this. I hope so, maybe it will teach them a lesson in customer service, maybe also a lesson in BASIC BASIC business practices, the kinda things you learn in year 4 diong business studies, or on the back of milk cartons :P

11-28-2005, 10:41 PM	#58
johnpr0n So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 389	LOL maybe you are chris, i think i am just a shit magnet for some reason :P RogerV - in regards to your comments - You are right, im sure 99% of people here have nothing bad at all to say about epassportE - I said this from the start. Although if I dont come foward, and explain what a shitty service they are providing, well no one will, and god knows how many people will be burnt. And having people explain thier similar situations is what this place is all about. I def understand about kiddy comments, but lets not put everyone into the same barrel eh?

11-28-2005, 10:43 PM	#59
johnpr0n So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 389	And no i dont think its enough, i think everyone should know. Then maybe we wont have to deal with such companies. Or maybe they will at least get the message this is unacceptable.

11-28-2005, 10:55 PM	#62
johnpr0n So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 389	Oh i am not trying to escalate this at all, what can be done here, nothing at all i believe. I am merly trying to make sure as many people see this as possible, and as little people do business with this company as possible You are probably right tho, i should shuttup now!

11-29-2005, 10:11 AM	#67
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11-12-2006, 10:33 AM	#72
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11-12-2006, 10:34 AM	#73
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11-12-2006, 11:28 AM	#74
tenderobject Need Designs? 312352846 Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere Posts: 11,687	i love epass. keyser is a big help! although i hate it when people got this kind of problems.. its been almost 2 years now since i started using them but right now i don't usually use it to accept payments from clients since theres a lot of problems accuring every now and then. goodluck __________________ NEED DESIGNS?!?

11-12-2006, 11:40 AM	#75
studiocritic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 2,442	it is unfortunate that such a useful service has become so tarnished with their reputation for terrible support. people ask me every day what my 'epass' is, and I have to explain to them why I refuse to use it, and politely ask for a check. it takes longer to get my money, but then I'm only doing business with 3 very professional establishments: - my client - his/her bank - my bank __________________ 254342256

11-12-2006, 11:47 AM	#76
Vigilante Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tätervolk City Posts: 696	The Epassporte Email support is really a single big pack of The thing i most fucking hate are their "investigations due to unusal activity" (account blocked) that is just bullshit and it reminds me of paypal fuckers everytime my account is blocked again . And sending a mail to their cs brings me something like: "please call our customer service..." ON the other hand i have to say that contacting Michael (keyser) in icq mostly instandly solves my problems and he get´s a big for his work. But i don´t want to have to run to him and get on his nerves everytime with my complaints just because the standart support is too dumb to solve my problems, when he can do it in 5 minutes. So Keyser a great idea would be when you could teach the epassporte supportstuff how to do real customerservice like you do it perfectly Last edited by Vigilante; 11-12-2006 at 11:48 AM..