...looking for a few impoverished noobs... - GoFuckYourself.com

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 05:15 AM

Just to prove a point, I'm taking on a handful of inexperienced "webmasters" who aren't making any money. Within 60 days, you should be making enough to occasionally reach for the check and take cabs home from the movies. If you'd like to be considered for this opportunity, please send an email to i_am_a_swan[]profitLABINC[]com with a few sentences about yourself and some links to your stuff. Participants must be willing to share information about the changes to their lifestyle after the 60 days, at which time a "Results" thread will be posted to this board. There will be no cost to you. But you must be prepared to commit at least one hour per day (weekends included) to this project.

Regards,

2HP

polish_aristocrat · 06-24-2005, 05:16 AM

i nominate funky bastard

TurboAngel · 06-24-2005, 05:20 AM

Very nice of you.

Oracle Porn · 06-24-2005, 05:26 AM

if with 1 hour per day you can make me $2k a month I'm willing to try ;)

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

if with 1 hour per day you can make me $2k a month I'm willing to try ;)

I accept --

2HP

Hardlinks · 06-24-2005, 05:48 AM

Geez a whole hour a day...You really want to make money dont you Kyle.

2HP , you should have told him to beat it and do it with someone serious.

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardlinks

Geez a whole hour a day...You really want to make money dont you Kyle.

2HP , you should have told him to beat it and do it with someone serious.

I figured every class needs one of "those guys" sitting in the back who shoots spitballs at the other kids and makes raspberry noises when the teacher's back is turned. I think they actually help -- by taking the burden of unwanted conspicuousness off the other kids, and occasionaly providing comic relief.

But, of course, you can't advertise for such a one.

I feel -- touched by fate to have 'im, if not yet "lucky" --

2HP

Hardlinks · 06-24-2005, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I figured every class needs one of "those guys" sitting in the back who shoots spitballs at the other kids and makes raspberry noises when the teacher's back is turned. I think they actually help -- by taking the burden of unwanted conspicuousness off the other kids, and occasionaly providing comic relief.

But, of course, you can't advertise for such a one.

I feel -- touched by fate to have 'im, if not yet "lucky" --

2HP

Nightwind · 06-24-2005, 06:24 AM

If you are serious, then sign me up, i just started out a while ago but i'm doing 10 hour days already. I am motivated beyond belief to make it in this game.

Nightwind · 06-24-2005, 06:36 AM

Sent you a mail.

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightwind

If you are serious, then sign me up, i just started out a while ago but i'm doing 10 hour days already. I am motivated beyond belief to make it in this game.

Oh, very serious -- I'll look forward to your e-mail --

2HP

nastyking · 06-24-2005, 06:44 AM

I'm curious whether you will give the participants a step-by-step guide, motivation or some general advice?

Also, What's the point you want to prove?

psili · 06-24-2005, 06:46 AM

Email shot and thanks for the offer.

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastyking

I'm curious whether you will give the participants a step-by-step guide, motivation or some general advice?

Also, What's the point you want to prove?

I'll be playing it by ear with each person, assessing strengths, if they can write a line of code, etc -- it will depend what each brings to the table and the level of energy they put into it -- it should be fun --

The point I'm trying to make is this -- as an industry, we need to build goodwill and "bridges" of all sorts. Whether we like it or not, there are people outside our "little circle" looking in with interest and curiosity at what we do and how we do it. There are also people looking in with rather less friendly designs on us. I'm hoping to show that we're organized enough in what we do to convey those things to someone who's coming in at close to zero. I'd like to show that the dark-expertise and "secrets" I know some folks like to pretend aren't learned but are called upon during satanic-SEO masses in the middle night, really aren't and actually can be. I guess maybe I'd like to turn out a few people who, even if they never end up working in Adult, might have good things to say -- maybe years down the road, if somebody asked them what they think about what we do. My point is to do a little demystification --

2HP

ImaHogg · 06-24-2005, 08:39 AM

Email sent from milburn_drysdale hotmail.

Thanks for the consideration.

$5 submissions · 06-24-2005, 08:40 AM

Good looking out, Jack. Here's a bump for POSITIVE Karma threads!

marketsmart · 06-24-2005, 08:51 AM

I applaud the efforts. I think it's great to share knowledge and experience with others instead of treating everyone as a threat. There are actually a lot of people that are willing to help here if you just ask. Personally, I have asked many questions here lately and I have been really surprised with all of the genuine and helpful responses I received. A lot of people have also offered to help me off board and I have taken them up on their offer. In return I always offer to help people regarding topics I am knowlegeable in.

BTW... email sent from marketsmart

Tala · 06-24-2005, 08:58 AM

Very cool. Bump for good karma.

newbreed · 06-24-2005, 09:02 AM

2HP, it was a pleasure meeting you in SD. This is a great offer for people needing help getting around and making some cash in the Biz. Props to you for the idea and willingness to help people!

FilthyRob · 06-24-2005, 09:06 AM

I would be interested to just boost my income. Who wouldn't.

angel_x3ws · 06-24-2005, 09:09 AM

hello.. we are interested in what you are offering.. i am gonna email you more about us.. we are a new web design company..hopefully you'll also need web designing.. but whatever the job is hopefully we can do it..

SleazyDream · 06-24-2005, 10:27 AM

ok, i'm in. I consider myself inexperienced. We'll compare my lifestyle today with what my new income in 2 months under your guidance can bring starting from scratch.

Tala · 06-24-2005, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok, i'm in. I consider myself inexperienced. We'll compare my lifestyle today with what my new income in 2 months under your guidance can bring starting from scratch.

*scratches*

Nightwind · 06-24-2005, 10:36 AM

Did you get my email? Gmail is kinda wierd sometimes.

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 11:26 AM

All I can say is -- WOW -- it seems there are many more impoverished noobs out there than I had imagined --

-- but, not to worry.

Even though I said only a "handful" -- just for assuming that would be about the number of responses I would get -- I won't be turning any of you away. I've been reading some of the e-mails you have sent, and I'm really moved.

This started out as just an early morning whim -- based on little more than wanting to channel outward some of the "abundant energy" that's been overflowing GFY and the industry this week. But, now, I'm encouraged to enlarge the idea a bit. Not sure exactly how, yet -- but I promise to answer all your e-mails this weekend, and start to put together some sort of structure.

This is very cool --

If any of my colleagues in the industry have taken note of this thread, and would be interested in giving some of their time to mentoring these enthusiastic newcomers, I would love to hear from you. Scott, if you'd really rather "face the chalk board" sitting than stand and look the other way, how can I refuse -- LOL.

Thanks very much to all who have written, and to all who may yet write -- this feels like a good idea.

Nightwind, I got your e-mail -- I'll be in touch soon, and with all of you --

2HP

Halcyon · 06-24-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I'll be playing it by ear with each person, assessing strengths, if they can write a line of code, etc -- it will depend what each brings to the table and the level of energy they put into it -- it should be fun --

The point I'm trying to make is this -- as an industry, we need to build goodwill and "bridges" of all sorts. Whether we like it or not, there are people outside our "little circle" looking in with interest and curiosity at what we do and how we do it. There are also people looking in with rather less friendly designs on us. I'm hoping to show that we're organized enough in what we do to convey those things to someone who's coming in at close to zero. I'd like to show that the dark-expertise and "secrets" I know some folks like to pretend aren't learned but are called upon during satanic-SEO masses in the middle night, really aren't and actually can be. I guess maybe I'd like to turn out a few people who, even if they never end up working in Adult, might have good things to say -- maybe years down the road, if somebody asked them what they think about what we do. My point is to do a little demystification --

2HP

Jack, could you score me an invite to one of those satanic-SEO masses?

Sounds like an awesome opportunity.

Nightwind · 06-24-2005, 11:35 AM

Great post, we really need more helpful people like you. I admire what you are trying to do here, hopefully others who have the power to help will follow your example. I've been waiting for something like this for a long time.

Tala · 06-24-2005, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Jack, could you score me an invite to one of those satanic-SEO masses?

Sounds like an awesome opportunity.

"Satanic SEO"..sounds...interesting....so does your sig. Diggin it!

adonthenet · 06-24-2005, 11:47 AM

thats very nice of you

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Jack, could you score me an invite to one of those satanic-SEO masses?

Sounds like an awesome opportunity.

You have "mail" -- well, you will have mail -- err -- it's the Satanic SEO Newsletter, so it will probably arrive sometime tonight --

-- this might be a good night for you and tASSy to bag it on the beach, and you might wanna throw down some painter's cloth around the left-side nightstand, just in case --

Tala, yours went out in the bulk "mailing" on Full Moon Wednesday night -- it should have already animated, and is probably sleeping in the vegetable crisper in your fridge at home right now --

Impoverished Noobs, don't be frightened -- this is just how pornographers talk to each other -- we'll cover this in the curriculum -

2HP

Libertine · 06-24-2005, 01:41 PM

Pick me pick me pick me!

Tala · 06-24-2005, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

You have "mail" -- well, you will have mail -- err -- it's the Satanic SEO Newsletter, so it will probably arrive sometime tonight --

-- this might be a good night for you and tASSy to bag it on the beach, and you might wanna throw down some painter's cloth around the left-side nightstand, just in case --

Tala, yours went out in the bulk "mailing" on Full Moon Wednesday night -- it should have already animated, and is probably sleeping in the vegetable crisper in your fridge at home right now --

Impoverished Noobs, don't be frightened -- this is just how pornographers talk to each other -- we'll cover this in the curriculum -

2HP

to what mailing addy did you send it? mindcrime AT gmail.com works best.

And my evil icq is trying to copulate with yours, you might offer it a rubber soul.

Theo The Theologian · 06-24-2005, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Impoverished Noobs, don't be frightened -- this is just how pornographers talk to each other -- we'll cover this in the curriculum -

2HP

selena · 06-24-2005, 05:01 PM

I received your reply, and just wanted to say thanks!

This is incredibly gracious of you, and I look forward to learning alot.

domtheboy · 06-24-2005, 06:21 PM

Sent you a mail just now, hope to hear from you soon

chase · 06-24-2005, 06:40 PM

Slap me on the waiting list, I need as much help as I can get, and I am not too proud to ask for it. Email sent.

riddler · 06-24-2005, 06:50 PM

fucking fantastic offer 2HP, I sent you a email, hope to learn some shit from you

pornguy · 06-24-2005, 06:57 PM

I sent you a mail. I want to see if you can help me out. Want to see what you have to offer.

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 07:40 PM

I must say, I feel a little embarrassed and stupid right now for calling you guys "impoverished noobs" in the first place --

When I wrote the first post, to to be completely honest with you, I was expecting (and, I hope this is as funny to you as it was to me) the cast of Hackers --

At least that's how you looked in my minds-eye -- lol -- which meant that one of you would have gotten the part played by Angelina Jolie...

Nah -- j/k -- or am I -- ? --

Actually, it's not a bad place to start the instruction...

The Adult industry is as special as it is because our work is sex -- let me say that again, OUR WORK IS SEX. Now, I certainly don't wanna condescend by suggesting a less than open-minded prurience, but I think it's safe to say it's not exactly the way you imagined it -- in some ways better, in some other ways not.

Now, obviousy, it's the treatment of sex as commercial commodity that pervades our industry, and, so, it's that one fact that accounts for most of the differences between this business and any other business. But, while the thematic cause is always sex, the effects it has are different in the different areas of your personal and professional life.

Let's engage this important subject by addressing the different situations (at home and at "the office") that might come up.

Where shall we begin?

You guys pick a situation, and I'll tell ya how it is in when you're a pornographer.

I'm gonna pop down to Jack in the Box for 10 mins -- brb --

Ah, but I see there is a question: "You in the back, with the lips..."

2HP

Tala · 06-24-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

"You in the back, with the lips..."

2HP

"Suck me, beautiful."

(Yeah, there's always a class clown.)

seeric · 06-24-2005, 07:46 PM

This is perfect for pete kt. seriously.

Tala · 06-24-2005, 07:55 PM

Be nice.

Hey Teach! Do we get extra credit?

selena · 06-24-2005, 08:30 PM

I was a bartender for many years. I've always thought sex...or teasing with the possibility of sex...was a commercial commodity.

baddog · 06-24-2005, 08:35 PM

hmmm, my son wants to start with this. . . maybe I should let you train him

Tala · 06-24-2005, 08:40 PM

Okay. Sex is a commodity. We know. I think what many of us are missing is the fact that not only is it a commodity, it's human nature. Sex does sell. We're the ones who try to sell it.

There's something wrong there, though. IF sex sells, then why do we have to TRY to sell it instead of letting it sell itself?

I need a soda. Fuck.

2HousePlague · 06-24-2005, 08:53 PM

Sorry -- it took a little longer than expected to get Jack out of the Box --

So what's the scenario we're gonna discuss?

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

I was a bartender for many years. I've always thought sex...or teasing with the possibility of sex...was a commercial commodity.

Without a doubt, the women of the industry are our most precious treasure -- more so than the techology that distributes their images, or the deals that create billions in wealth for us every month.

I would defer to any women in the industry reading here tonight, who might wish to offer selena some comparison to her experiences as a bartender...

2HP

selena · 06-24-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Sorry -- it took a little longer than expected to get Jack out of the Box --

So what's the scenario we're gonna discuss?

Without a doubt, the women of the industry are our most precious treasure -- more so than the techology that distributes their images, or the deals that create billions in wealth for us every month.

I would defer to any women in the industry reading here tonight, who might wish to offer selena some comparison to her experiences as a bartender...

2HP

Oh, I didn't mean to imply that they were the same thing.

Just that the notion of women using (or being used) sex as a commodity was common, in my view.

Tala · 06-24-2005, 09:05 PM

How about that? I'm a writer, ex bartender, and in both, I've seen sex used to sell LOTS of things. It's a very common commodity.

However, being a writer, while enjoyable for the most part, doesn't pay the bills as well as one would hope. There's got to be a better way.

selena · 06-24-2005, 09:09 PM

~beams a smile~

Well, hello, from one fellow ex-'tender to another, Miss Tala.

Pleasure to meet you. I've read alot of your posts.

Tala · 06-24-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

~beams a smile~

Well, hello, from one fellow ex-'tender to another, Miss Tala.

Pleasure to meet you. I've read alot of your posts.

Pleasure is mine, I assure you. Most of the posts probably start out, "Good Morning GFY"

What'll ya have? I'm closing up late, so keep 'em coming, and no, a good tip is NOT a quarter, but thanks for playing.

06-24-2005, 05:15 AM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	...looking for a few impoverished noobs... Just to prove a point, I'm taking on a handful of inexperienced "webmasters" who aren't making any money. Within 60 days, you should be making enough to occasionally reach for the check and take cabs home from the movies. If you'd like to be considered for this opportunity, please send an email to i_am_a_swan[]profitLABINC[]com with a few sentences about yourself and some links to your stuff. Participants must be willing to share information about the changes to their lifestyle after the 60 days, at which time a "Results" thread will be posted to this board. There will be no cost to you. But you must be prepared to commit at least one hour per day (weekends included) to this project. Regards, 2HP __________________ tada! Last edited by 2HousePlague; 06-24-2005 at 05:16 AM..

06-24-2005, 05:16 AM	#2
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	i nominate funky bastard __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

06-24-2005, 05:26 AM	#4
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	if with 1 hour per day you can make me $2k a month I'm willing to try ;) __________________

06-24-2005, 05:48 AM	#6
Hardlinks Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Great White North Posts: 1,333	Geez a whole hour a day...You really want to make money dont you Kyle. 2HP , you should have told him to beat it and do it with someone serious. __________________ Find out how I make Fabulous Cash !!

06-24-2005, 06:24 AM	#9
Nightwind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 303-282-636 Posts: 4,786	If you are serious, then sign me up, i just started out a while ago but i'm doing 10 hour days already. I am motivated beyond belief to make it in this game. __________________ Last edited by Nightwind; 06-24-2005 at 06:26 AM..

06-24-2005, 05:20 AM	#3
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Very nice of you.

06-24-2005, 06:36 AM	#10
Nightwind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 303-282-636 Posts: 4,786	Sent you a mail. __________________

06-24-2005, 06:44 AM	#12
nastyking Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,174	I'm curious whether you will give the participants a step-by-step guide, motivation or some general advice? Also, What's the point you want to prove? __________________ Last edited by nastyking; 06-24-2005 at 06:47 AM..

06-24-2005, 06:46 AM	#13
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Email shot and thanks for the offer. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

06-24-2005, 08:39 AM	#15
ImaHogg Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Born in the Land of the GODDESSES Posts: 47	Email sent from milburn_drysdale hotmail. Thanks for the consideration.

06-24-2005, 08:40 AM	#16
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Good looking out, Jack. Here's a bump for POSITIVE Karma threads! __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

06-24-2005, 08:51 AM	#17
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	I applaud the efforts. I think it's great to share knowledge and experience with others instead of treating everyone as a threat. There are actually a lot of people that are willing to help here if you just ask. Personally, I have asked many questions here lately and I have been really surprised with all of the genuine and helpful responses I received. A lot of people have also offered to help me off board and I have taken them up on their offer. In return I always offer to help people regarding topics I am knowlegeable in. BTW... email sent from marketsmart

06-24-2005, 08:58 AM	#18
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Very cool. Bump for good karma. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

06-24-2005, 09:02 AM	#19
newbreed Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ThatOneProgram.com Posts: 9,898	2HP, it was a pleasure meeting you in SD. This is a great offer for people needing help getting around and making some cash in the Biz. Props to you for the idea and willingness to help people! __________________ Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! \| Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! \| Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn ‎(3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

06-24-2005, 09:06 AM	#20
FilthyRob Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Anaheim - CA Posts: 6,741	I would be interested to just boost my income. Who wouldn't. __________________ AKA - Clubsexy

06-24-2005, 09:09 AM	#21
angel_x3ws Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 649	hello.. we are interested in what you are offering.. i am gonna email you more about us.. we are a new web design company..hopefully you'll also need web designing.. but whatever the job is hopefully we can do it.. __________________ ICQ# 311386283 www.graphicstars.com

06-24-2005, 10:27 AM	#22
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	ok, i'm in. I consider myself inexperienced. We'll compare my lifestyle today with what my new income in 2 months under your guidance can bring starting from scratch. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

06-24-2005, 10:36 AM	#24
Nightwind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 303-282-636 Posts: 4,786	Did you get my email? Gmail is kinda wierd sometimes. __________________

06-24-2005, 11:26 AM	#25
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	All I can say is -- WOW -- it seems there are many more impoverished noobs out there than I had imagined -- -- but, not to worry. Even though I said only a "handful" -- just for assuming that would be about the number of responses I would get -- I won't be turning any of you away. I've been reading some of the e-mails you have sent, and I'm really moved. This started out as just an early morning whim -- based on little more than wanting to channel outward some of the "abundant energy" that's been overflowing GFY and the industry this week. But, now, I'm encouraged to enlarge the idea a bit. Not sure exactly how, yet -- but I promise to answer all your e-mails this weekend, and start to put together some sort of structure. This is very cool -- If any of my colleagues in the industry have taken note of this thread, and would be interested in giving some of their time to mentoring these enthusiastic newcomers, I would love to hear from you. Scott, if you'd really rather "face the chalk board" sitting than stand and look the other way, how can I refuse -- LOL. Thanks very much to all who have written, and to all who may yet write -- this feels like a good idea. Nightwind, I got your e-mail -- I'll be in touch soon, and with all of you -- 2HP __________________ tada!

06-24-2005, 11:35 AM	#27
Nightwind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 303-282-636 Posts: 4,786	Great post, we really need more helpful people like you. I admire what you are trying to do here, hopefully others who have the power to help will follow your example. I've been waiting for something like this for a long time. __________________

06-24-2005, 11:47 AM	#29
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	thats very nice of you

06-24-2005, 01:41 PM	#31
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Pick me pick me pick me! __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

06-24-2005, 05:01 PM	#34
selena Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On The Edge Posts: 7,994	I received your reply, and just wanted to say thanks! This is incredibly gracious of you, and I look forward to learning alot. __________________ ~ Doer of Things at MetArtMoney Where Flawless Beauty Meets Art ~The MetArt Network ~ selena.delgado9

06-24-2005, 06:21 PM	#35
domtheboy Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 48	Sent you a mail just now, hope to hear from you soon

06-24-2005, 06:40 PM	#36
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	Slap me on the waiting list, I need as much help as I can get, and I am not too proud to ask for it. Email sent. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

06-24-2005, 06:50 PM	#37
riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	fucking fantastic offer 2HP, I sent you a email, hope to learn some shit from you

06-24-2005, 06:57 PM	#38
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I sent you a mail. I want to see if you can help me out. Want to see what you have to offer. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

06-24-2005, 07:40 PM	#39
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	I must say, I feel a little embarrassed and stupid right now for calling you guys "impoverished noobs" in the first place -- When I wrote the first post, to to be completely honest with you, I was expecting (and, I hope this is as funny to you as it was to me) the cast of Hackers -- At least that's how you looked in my minds-eye -- lol -- which meant that one of you would have gotten the part played by Angelina Jolie... Nah -- j/k -- or am I -- ? -- Actually, it's not a bad place to start the instruction... The Adult industry is as special as it is because our work is sex -- let me say that again, OUR WORK IS SEX. Now, I certainly don't wanna condescend by suggesting a less than open-minded prurience, but I think it's safe to say it's not exactly the way you imagined it -- in some ways better, in some other ways not. Now, obviousy, it's the treatment of sex as commercial commodity that pervades our industry, and, so, it's that one fact that accounts for most of the differences between this business and any other business. But, while the thematic cause is always sex, the effects it has are different in the different areas of your personal and professional life. Let's engage this important subject by addressing the different situations (at home and at "the office") that might come up. Where shall we begin? You guys pick a situation, and I'll tell ya how it is in when you're a pornographer. I'm gonna pop down to Jack in the Box for 10 mins -- brb -- Ah, but I see there is a question: "You in the back, with the lips..." 2HP __________________ tada! Last edited by 2HousePlague; 06-24-2005 at 07:42 PM..

06-24-2005, 07:46 PM	#41
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	This is perfect for pete kt. seriously.

06-24-2005, 07:55 PM	#42
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Be nice. Hey Teach! Do we get extra credit? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

06-24-2005, 08:30 PM	#43
selena Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On The Edge Posts: 7,994	I was a bartender for many years. I've always thought sex...or teasing with the possibility of sex...was a commercial commodity. __________________ ~ Doer of Things at MetArtMoney Where Flawless Beauty Meets Art ~The MetArt Network ~ selena.delgado9

06-24-2005, 08:35 PM	#44
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	hmmm, my son wants to start with this. . . maybe I should let you train him

06-24-2005, 08:40 PM	#45
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Okay. Sex is a commodity. We know. I think what many of us are missing is the fact that not only is it a commodity, it's human nature. Sex does sell. We're the ones who try to sell it. There's something wrong there, though. IF sex sells, then why do we have to TRY to sell it instead of letting it sell itself? I need a soda. Fuck. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

06-24-2005, 09:05 PM	#48
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	How about that? I'm a writer, ex bartender, and in both, I've seen sex used to sell LOTS of things. It's a very common commodity. However, being a writer, while enjoyable for the most part, doesn't pay the bills as well as one would hope. There's got to be a better way. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

06-24-2005, 09:09 PM	#49
selena Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On The Edge Posts: 7,994	~beams a smile~ Well, hello, from one fellow ex-'tender to another, Miss Tala. Pleasure to meet you. I've read alot of your posts. __________________ ~ Doer of Things at MetArtMoney Where Flawless Beauty Meets Art ~The MetArt Network ~ selena.delgado9