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Old 06-28-2005, 06:33 AM   #251
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Basic Content Optimization

Basic Content Optimization
First you will want to come up with a design for your site. Preferably something that shows some sexy content but has room for text content. A good way for beginners to start is to make a simple header image for the top of the page. The name of the site and maybe a picture of a sexy girl (or guy, depending on the niche). Place this on the page and use the rest of the page for text, links, some ads and maybe some thumbs.

Now that was pretty simple. Before you go any further, put a link on the bottom of the page. This link should be Keyword Phrase Home or just Keyword Phrase (this is called ?anchor text?). Link that to the index page (or main page) of your site. Also, link the header image you just made to the index (or main page). Put in the alt tag?alt=keyword phrase. The top and bottom link text should not be the same phrase. Similar is fine. Examples: GFY, Go Fuck Yourself, GoFuckYourself, GoFuckYourSelf.com, Go Fuck Yourself Adult Webmaster Forum, Go Fuck Yourself Board, Go Fuck Yourself Porn Webmaster Board?Mix your keywords in your internal link structure with alt tags on images and anchor text. (Remember to do this when link building as well). The internal links I usually use 2-3 different phrases throughout my sites.

Header Text
Once you have the layout done, you can start laying out header text. Put keyword descriptions as Header Text 1 (set as H1 in the font settings) maybe right under your header image. Next put Header Text 2 (set as H2 in the font settings) in a text or picture area. Finally put Header Text 3 (set as H3 in the font settings) in the ad box on the side and ad box on the bottom of the page or other areas in your layout. Now if you don?t like the big text (which I don?t) you can pick a font and a smaller font size for these. CSS is nice for this as well.

Meta Tags
Place your Meta tags in the top of the page, just under the html tag. These will be your basic tags Title, Description and keywords. Some SE?s do not use the description tag all the time, but they do at times. Keyword Meta tags can be important with some engines, but not as much in the Major SE?s. But why deny any SE traffic you can get by excluding them? Many times just putting them in can help you focus your content to what keywords you are targeting. I usually do 4-8 keywords.

Yahoo does love Title Tags, and does support, I believe, up to 120 characters in the Title tag. Many times if you are on page 2 with Yahoo, just adjusting the Title tag can push you up to page 1.

Page Content
Many already optimize the image content on their pages, this is a good. Load time can affect your rankings just like many other factors. By page content, I?m talking primarily about text. Include text descriptions of what your site is about. Make sure you use your keywords in the text. Example (sticking with some keywords like Site Name, porn board, adult forum, porn forum, adult forum, webmaster forum, etc): Go Fuck Yourself is the largest Adult Webmaster Forum. Stop by our popular porn board to learn more about building adult websites. At GoFuckYourself.com you will find the hardest working porn pimps bashing each other as well as helping one another.

This paragraph has many good keywords in text content that makes sense to the reader. Some of the keywords were adult, webmaster, porn, board, forum, go fuck yourself, gofuckyourself.com, pimps and websites.

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Include text in your page content! Many times I see wonderful websites that are very appealing, have wonderful internal link structures, but lack text content. Try writing a little more about what you are selling. By selling I don?t mean selling sponsor's sites, let them do that. Sell your site. If your website is about porn, but different niches or categories, then sell each area of your site by simply explaining what a surfer will find when they click from your main page to your sub page. If you use many thumbs on your page, try using only 3-6 and add text with the thumb explaining to surfers what they will see if they click the thumb. Put anchor text in the descriptions. (Anchor text remember is the keyword text with a link to where they are going to go if they click).
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Internal Link Structure

Internal Link Structure
We have already gone over some basic internal linking in the content optimization. One thing to remember is to always link back to the main page of your website. Decide whether that page is your entry page or the page they go to if they click enter. Always link back to the page you pick.

Site Map
Create a sitemap and keep it updated. Link to every section and page you put on your domain. If you just build galleries everyday and don?t mess with AVS sites or free sites, making a sitemap and linking to your own galleries, plus listing them again after the warning page, should keep your galleries indexed. Also a blog could be a wonderful way to present your own galleries daily and keep them indexed.


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Don?t use keywords in your links for the page your building, use keywords for what the link is going to! If your main page theme is general porn, but the thumb or link is about blowjobs, use blowjob keywords.

Try other maps of your website!

Product Map
If you sell products, then make a product map for your site as well. Link to any pages you build that are just for the products. Also, link to the buy pages. So you have a link directly to your page, but then have a ?buy product now? link as well. Buy pages can be either your own store buy page if you own the store or, to the sponsors buy page. If someone is looking for a jackrabbit vibrator and lands on your product map, why not try to send them directly to the page they can buy from. (Hint: try using keywords that would match someone wanting to buy! Example: buy jackrabbit vibrator (as your anchor text). Someone searching for ?buy jack rabbit vibrator? is ready to buy now! Someone searching for jack rabbit vibrator may just want to see what it looks like. Sometimes terms less searched for are not only easier to rank for, but convert much better!

Niche Map
If you have several niches on your domain. Make a map of all your niches, link to each niche. You can even have separate niche maps if you have too many. Link to every map you build on all your pages. Link back to the main index from all pages. If your site is small and you can link to every page on every page, then do it. Thinking of it as showing the most unfamiliar surfer how to get around your site. You know, the one that thinks [email protected] is a website or a link is the blue words that they can click. If they can find it, then a bot can too (assuming you are not using a script that bots can?t index).
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Basic Linking Building

Basic Linking Building
Find sites to submit your website to or trade links with. There are many ways to find link trades or websites to submit to. Some are webmaster boards, friends, search engines and directories.

Search Engines are a great place to find sites you can request a trade with or submit to. Try searching for the keyword your site is themed for, like add url+keyword, or submit link+keyword, etc.

Directories are an excellent source to find sites that are in the same niche as your own. Try contacting the owner to get a link trade going.

Create a List
Whenever you do any research for link building, create a list of the sites you find. You have spent valuable time finding these sites; this is time you can save later.

You can create this list in Excel, html or Word. Whatever program you feel comfortable using. I do prefer Excel because I can add notes easily and add new tabs for different niches or unique sites I find.

Filter Your Link Building List
Okay; now I know you are thinking, what the hell is she talking about? Filter my list? Filter it for what? Well filter it for IP?s is the first step. Use IP Reportto find out if your list has separate Class C IP?s. IP Report is free to use, and you can find duplicate IP?s easily. There are other ways I?m sure but this site is the one I use.

Organize Your Link Building List
Once you have gone through your list, you can move some trades or links with the same class C IP to the bottom of your list. Why to the bottom? Well this time you probably won?t submit to them, but for another site later on you might use them.

Prioritize your list, submit to all the places that are on different class C IP?s first. Submit to any that you know you will get traffic from as well.

Save Your Link Building List
This list is a time saving tool for you in the future, so save it! Good luck with building your own valuable link building list.

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Check out the site that you are asking for links from. Make sure they aren?t using any type of script on their links. Directories or top lists that track clicks are usually not worth the time if you are looking for links for SEO purposes. Also, sites that are scripts that spiders can?t index won?t be great for link building purposes. A link with many variables like: http://site.com/script.cgi?variable=...e&site=thatone probably isn?t getting indexed so a link on that page to your site probably isn?t going to help you much.

Anchor text for links you are building (you know the external links, the ones that you are getting to link to your site).

Mix the anchor text up! I don?t know how many times a person has asked me why they are sandboxed or how come they have 1,000?s of links to their site but are still on page 10 on Google. My first question to them is usually, "what text are you using in the links to you?" They usually say their keyword phrase. I tell them to vary that, they tell me, "No I heard to use that." I tell them to vary that. They tell me they don?t think that is it. Then 3-4 weeks later they are still not sure what the problem is. I tell them the same thing I said before. They finally give that a try, and their rankings start to rise. Example, if you are going for Adult Toys, instead of building all your links with the term ?adult toys? try varying that with Adult Toy Store, Adult Toy Stores, Sex Toys, Adult Sex Toys, Sex Toy Store, AdultToys, SexToys, etc. (another hint, easy rankings are usually misspelled words and phrases with no spaces!) I usually do 50-60% for my main keyword and vary the other 40-50%.


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Old 06-28-2005, 04:16 PM   #263
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ei can you add me to that yahoogroups [email protected].. i hven't been able to keep abreast with this thread since i'm soo busy looking for clients but I am very much interested in what's going on in this thread..

2house.. your lessons are very very educational.. i have read your most recent posts.. and I will take notes on these like a college freshman..heheeh.. keep em coming and thank you for your quick reply to my email before..sorry wasn't able to do the same.. too bad i don't think i would be available for the discussion.. i really wish i could be online but my shift ends around that time.. well hopefully when i get back the discussion is still on.. hopefully
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wow.. i guess I'm really a newbie...coz I have only a vague idea of these terms.. hehhe..sorry I am no computer major... and the only thing I do in the Net before I got this job as a marketing agent for Xpress Web is play online games for hours... but this is really a very educational read.. at least I would know something more than doing CAD drawings...btw I'm an architecture major just so anyone might ask.. that juz got so addicted to online games and chatting
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A BIG THANKS to goodgirl for her gracious contribution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No doubt. If you had any idea of what was going on behind the scenes you would be blown away by the dedication.

goodgirl is quite the trooper, and I am thankful every day for what she brings to the table.
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thanks good girl for your very educational contribution..hope most people here in gfy would be as good as you are to us newbies..thanks!!
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And ditto to all the solid people keeping this 2HP project alive and running. It's a welcome treat to see the GFY board be used as an actual resource time and time again.

Thank you all - 2HP, Tala, Goodgirl, whoever I missed, myself for joining the thread, women for having boobies, my dog for not eating the remote controls anymore, Stewie from Family Guy, etc., etc., etc.

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Thank you all... Tala, Goodgirl, whoever I missed, myself for joining the thread, women for having boobies, my dog for not eating the remote controls anymore, Stewie from Family Guy, etc., etc., etc.

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Thanks so much GoodGirl! I'll be turning all this over in my brain tonite!
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Thank You Goodgirl for the awesome info.
It will be put to good use.
This a great thread.
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THAT.....was..amazing....

I bow to one knee in honor just in hopes to kiss the hand of the bright shining light

Im going to name my first born after you goodgirl

Oh well if its a boy, hes screwed :P
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I can not believe the major typo I made there


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I am going to go hang myself now
nooOOooo -- not NOW -- not when we're so close -- hang out a while yet --

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? -- How do you Sell something that doesn't need to be Sold -- ?



This question relates to a lot that is going on right now -- so it is a timely answer to seek. The nearly-imponderable question phrased above suggests the following subsidiary questions, which may prove more approachable:
s -- What is our role as Marketers of a product the demand for which awakens in every human being -- like clockwork -- in early life, and persists till death thereafter -- ?
b -- Is there a model somewhere for the optimal co-integration and balance of the Sex we have with other People and the Sexual Gratification we enjoy by ourselves, within the Sexuality of an Individual -- ? -- if so, what is it -- ?
n -- At a point in the life of every adolescent, his or her psychological orientation breaks away from the Parent Objects -- descends into a Tunnel of Private Passage for several years -- and emerges out the other side, determinedly fixed on lovers and spouses. The role of parents in shaping the Sexual Individuality of their children is undisputed, and it is an accepted truth in virtually all cultures of the world that the damage done to a child by a sexually transgressive parent is profound, irreparable, and disabling. Yet, why is there so little scrutiny and understanding (by the average parent) of the actual mechanics via which parents create their children sexually -- ? -- why is there so little effort given to, so little ability for, so much paralysis in the face of so important and vulnerable a phase in the development of a young human being -- ? A failure of parenting at this time could completely nullify the parenting investment made in the child to that point. Arguably, EVERYTHING for the child is in jeopardy -- but why do our parents always avert their eyes when we begin to sexualize -- ? ? at the very same moment we first seek a deeper, more alone place in ourselves (a place never before discovered or visited) -- ? -- Is this as it should be -- ? -- is this in our nature as Humans -- ? ?or, is it something we have learned in culture -- ?

It is not unique in the business world for a company or an industry to have to offer its customers a message with which to battle-back the guilt they might feel after consuming what they were sold. Generally, these messages reinforce the impulse inside all of us that occasionally shouts: YOU DESERVE THIS TREAT. We are human beings ? essentially beings of pain ? and it is inescapable, it is a part of pain?s own process that we REQUIRE a jolt of hedonistic ?well-deserved? [fill in your own blank], if only just so that we can get up again the next morning and Survive the Day all over again.

Sex is the one item I think we all have on our list ? whatever flavor of Sex you prefer. If a person were caught rubbing expensive Amazonian Green Tree Frogs against their genitals, their shame before society would at least be plausible, if never correct. But instead, why do we all deny each other the enormous friendliness that it would be to say ?Hey, you ? Hey YOU, I see you lusting there ? and that?s okay. For I lust, too -- !? -- ??

That would at least allow adults to be present in each other?s company ? for none could gaze with condemnation at another, then.

What to do about the children is, I think, the most important consideration in anything we do, decide or undertake.

Let me simplify a picture for you, just to be crystal clear:

We know that Sex enters the mind and spirit of Human Beings before they reach the age of 18.

When know that during this pre-sexual phase Human Beings ?flirt? with Sex in ever-bolder explorations, until they are sufficiently overcome by desire to embark upon their Sexually Active lives.

We know, both for remembering our own experiences and because the list of possibilities is very short, that exposure to pornography is common, very common, perhaps nearly universal among pre-sexual Human Beings.

Those are the Givens, and now the Proof:

Decide right now whether you think the break in closeness that occurs between Child and Parents at the sunset of Adolescence is natural or whether it is an artifice, a subjectivity of this time and this place. I think natural, 100%. I think nature knew to trigger that separation, so as to allow the child go off and build independent experience. At the same time, this provides for the parent a manner of relief from the building tensions and the conflicts of will.

If you acknowledge it is nature?s wisdom that must make a child ?go off somewhere? to become an Adult, then that would explain the enormous discomfort that precludes communication and empathy during that phase ? we could offer the answer ?Natural Necessity? to the question ?Why do parents and their children estrange at such an important moment for the child?? ? Because they must.

And, if they must estrange, and if they must estrange to ?flirt? with Sex, what kind of flirtations would we (as parents) wish for them to have -- ?

ANSWER THAT -- ? ? AND THEN ASSESS THE SOCIAL VALUE OF OUR SMUT.


The truth is the First Amendment, while a lifeline for a long-time and a precious link to a higher level of ideology than usually arises in the daily doing of our work, is growing t h i n as a defense. The fact that all it is is a DEFENSE is part of the problem. Every time we are judicially challenged and First Amendment saves our butts, I feel like I'm watching one of those movies where like Denzel Washington is the Father of the girl who's rapist just got off -- on a TECHNICALITY. It feels absent-Justice to many who look on.

Technicalities are the most fragile areas of the Law -- they are, you might say, the proverbial thread from which we hang. At the end of the trial the opposing counsel meet eyes, and they know -- THEY KNOW -- it could very possibly be a different outcome the next time they mEet.

I am begging all of you -- OUR ARGUMENT HAS GOT TO GET MORE COMPLEX THAN IT IS. WE HAVE GOT TO SEEK OUT OR CREATE THE STORIES ABOUT OUR INDUSTRY THAT WILL PROVIDE FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO WORK IN OUR INDUSTRY, A SENSE OF JUSTICE WHEN WE WIN --



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...and it begins...





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Even if, for whatever reasons, the logic of my argument and the urgency of my conclusion has left you untouched -- consider, then -- not just the future of Adult, but the future of our race -- oh, yes -- !

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It's kind of getting absorbed now as a truism that we'll never be the same for the Fundamentally Transformative Advent of the Web -- I know it, and I may read a provocative sentence in Wired every now and then, or hear one from the lips of a very young and very Net-Savvy person I have met -- but I don't really feel y'all are AWARE WHAT IS HAPPENING -- I know my brother Halcyon and Lovely tASSy know -- -- in a short while (a real short while) AIN'T NUTHIN gonna be like it was when Blue Oyster Cult was on FM -- Nothing -- ! -- And what is the direction of this change -- ? -- you may ask -- ? Oh, you know...

THE DOOR IS OPENING WIDER AND WIDER EVERYDAY*
WE ARE ALREADY SURRENDERING MORE AND MORE OF OUR SOULS TO. . .

*(this IS a metaphor -- I am NOT insane)



Right here, right now, I would say we are are -- and I shit you not -- at one of the most important crossroads our species has yet reached. The Internet is the equivalent of a Mutation in Technology -- it arose from a linear sequence of technological evolution (and yes, I do consider Moore's Law linear by comparison to what has occurred with the Web). The lightning struck, the magic happened -- call it whatever you want, but Homo Sapiens and the Web have only JUST BEGUN their association -- and I'm not saying we're all going to be in Tron, basically, in the next few years -- that's an example of how Sci-Fi actually does reveal the future, but via metaphor -- just like all literature -- for some reason people always take Sci-Fi to literaly -- lol -- what I'm saying is this: more time online, more immersive experiences, more meat-scape social activity diverted e-ward, and a lot more dissolution of the boundaries and definitions that today are still sufficiently solid to make us take any special notice of Chio (much love--).

It's a mass migration -- some fast, some slow, but we're all going -- and SEX is coming with us in some form or other. So, if the current plight of the Adult Biz doesn't especially trouble your sleep, then fight for the future of Human Sexuality -- it's moving online -- MUCH OF IT. How stupid, how wasteful, how -- sadly -- typical , that we should stand ready to have the wildest adventure yet, in a territory so vast, we cannot even touch its edges with t h e o r y . . .

...yet here we are poking into the void with the canes and flashlights our grandmothers used to go down into the basment.

WE ARE, IN THIS INDUSTRY, IN THE UNIQE POSITION OF BEING BOTH THE IDEOLOGICAL STEWARDS AND DEFENDERS OF SEX (VIA LONG-USEFUL AMENDMENT #1), AND, AND THE PEOPLE IN WHOSE HANDS RESTS THE VERY CREATION OF SEXUAL EXPERIENCE ONLINE -- SOUNDS LIKE A HUGE FUCKING DEAL TO ME --





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good morning -- gg -- i'm sure you've got lots of people in the industry, who've read your posts wondering -- what TRULY EXOTIC SEO methods must represent the state of your art in mid-2005. We're all wondering -- I'm sure, at least what NEW directions is SEO Science taking -- since, it seems to the comparative layman, that you have dropped a HELLUVA lot of value here for FREE -- what gives -- ? -- Tell us what you can about the Voodoo SEO we won't read anything about for months --


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good morning -- gg -- i'm sure you've got lots of people in the industry, who've read your posts wondering -- what TRULY EXOTIC SEO methods must represent the state of your art in mid-2005. We're all wondering -- I'm sure, at least what NEW directions is SEO Science taking -- since, it seems to the comparative layman, that you have dropped a HELLUVA lot of value here for FREE -- what gives -- ? -- Tell us what you can about the Voodoo SEO we won't read anything about for months --


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LOL -- you can't blame a guy for trying -- there was a "groggy" quality in her post that suggested she might let a few pearls drop, if asked just right -- -- and, hey, better me than a competitor -- -- no -- ?

And speaking of competitors, I'll bet there's a whole LOTTA people would pay big money to be in a room with gg, a bottle of sodium pentathol, a creaky chair and a swinging bare bulb -- !

Okay -- what the hell is it with me, SEO and the Black Arts -- ? -- on the first page of this thread, I made a reference to "Satanic SEO Masses" -- which got Halcyon & Tala all worked up, and now it's Voodoo -- hmmmm -- it must be that so much of what the best SEO's in the Biz -- like goodgirl -- do... RESEMBLES MAGIC.


Hey, baddog, don't you guys offer customers of GotWebHost like a free seance or something with goodgirl -- ? -- how's that work -- ?



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LOL -- you can't blame a guy for trying -- there was a "groggy" quality in her post that suggested she might let a few pearls drop, if asked just right -- -- and, hey, better me than a competitor -- -- no -- ?

Well, as I mentioned above, if you had any idea what was going on in the back scenes while her extremely well written, easy to follow tutorial was being written, it would seriously blow you away. Groggy would be putting it mildly.


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And speaking of competitors, I'll bet there's a whole LOTTA people would pay big money to be in a room with gg, a bottle of sodium pentathol, a creaky chair and a swinging bare bulb -- !

Hence my protective nature with her.


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Okay -- what the hell is it with me, SEO and the Black Arts -- ? -- on the first page of this thread, I made a reference to "Satanic SEO Masses" -- which got Halcyon & Tala all worked up, and now it's Voodoo -- hmmmm -- it must be that so much of what the best SEO's in the Biz -- like goodgirl -- do... RESEMBLES MAGIC.

It may look like magic, but in reality it is really just hard work and dedication. Most people would be happy to be #10 out of 48 million, she isn't.


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Hey, baddog, don't you guys offer customers of GotWebHost like a free seance or something with goodgirl -- ? -- how's that work -- ?



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Those purchasing a dedicated plan will receive one free hour a month for the life of your contract. Those purchasing a virtual plan will receive a one-time, one hour consultation.

These consultations include discussing SEO problems you need solutions for, link building strategy recommendations, content optimization recommendations, site structure recommendations. While it does not include the actual link building or content optimization, we will suggest and recommend what you can do to improve your search engine optimization, or help you overcome a problem you have or may not know you have.

When you take into consideration the fact that these consultations usually go for $300/hour, it is almost like we are giving the hosting away.

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The Teach is a busy Swan, gliding with grace across the open pond, skimming the ripples of text and images.

Im sure he'll get back to you.

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The e-mail is correct, you have mail and post #300 -- FA -- !


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