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CynthiaB · 03-15-2005, 11:38 PM

Hey you guys!

New around here and just getting the lay of the land - so to speak. I'm an erotica (sometimes porn) writer and I'll be working on a new website soon so I thought I'd hang around and learn.

I've been told this place was a great fountain of - I believe the next work was knowledge, but the cell reception was bad so maybe he said something else....

So hello - impart wisdom and I shall absorb!

Cyn

Spunky · 03-15-2005, 11:38 PM

Welcome Cynthia

boner 2.0 · 03-15-2005, 11:39 PM

Welcome

GFY

pornguy · 03-15-2005, 11:39 PM

Please

and show us your tits.

CybermedAndy · 03-15-2005, 11:39 PM

Wussup

Welcome to the friendliest board on the net

Tylo · 03-15-2005, 11:40 PM

Enjoy your stay!

Brujah · 03-15-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

just getting the lay of the land

that would be me.

reynold · 03-15-2005, 11:42 PM

Welcome to GFY Cynthia!

NaughtyRob · 03-15-2005, 11:44 PM

Welcome CynthiaB.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-15-2005, 11:44 PM

So share an example of your porn (sometimes erotica) writing.

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CynthiaB · 03-15-2005, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

So share an example of your porn (sometimes erotica) writing.

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Gee, I thought you'd never ask...

How about a slice from Sam Shale - Private Dick in The Case of the Rebellious Redhead

She landed with her legs spread and her robe sliding off her shoulders. I got my first look at the red forest and I hoped my luck was running bad. If she answered me to quickly, I'd have to end the show.

"Go ahead, Sammy. Beat me if you like but you won't get another word out of me."

"Beat you? I only beat the drums, dumpling. I've got better plans for you." I watched her chest heave and man what a chest. Her skin was as smooth as the paint job on a 47 Chevy. Smooth and creamy and I wanted a taste. I dropped to my knees and sent my lips walking through that curly red forest. That's when I knew she wanted it. She had that smell, like a two-dollar hooker with a ten-dollar john. She tried to stop the moan, but it pried its way out from between her bee-stung lips while I sent my tongue spelunking in her cave of love. I found gold and her hips bucked up to meet me. I slid my hand beneath her bottom and felt for that tight space that I wanted so bad. When my finger found the ring she gasped again and this time it was followed by words I never heard from a woman.

"Time for the main event, sweet cakes." I turned her face down on the couch, her cheek to the cushions and her ass high in the air. It was an uncomfortable position with her wrists tied behind her, but it put me in the driver's seat. "One more time, red. Who wanted to kill Joel Cairo?"

"I don't know, Sam," she cried. "I swear. I don't know."

"Then you're in for a rough night, I'd say." I sent my finger on a mission straight through Saturn's puckered ring and right into the black hole. Lola shrieked and bucked, but not to get away. She wanted more. She wanted it deeper and I had her where I wanted her. With one last twist I pulled my hand free and sat back on my heels.

Lola convulsed with frustration. "No, Sam. Please. I'll tell you. I'll tell you everything if you just promise to fuck me."

That's more like it, I thought, a chance to have my cake and eat it to. "Talk, lips." I unzipped my fly and let my partner out for a look around. She spilled everything - about Cairo and his blackmailing of the judge and the chief inspector. He had a lot of enemies, and now I knew who had taken him down.

My partner agreed it was time to give Lola her reward. "Where do you want it, baby? Top or bottom?" I gave her the choice, but I knew what she would choose.

"Don't make me say it, Sammy," she whined wagging her tail behind her. "Just give it to me. I kept up my end."

And my end was 'up', too but I had to show her who was boss. "Say the words, doll, or Sammy's going to take his partner on the road."

She screamed and cursed, her shoulders heaving as she fought against her bound wrists. Gently, I ran a finger into her hahahaha and brought the juice up the crack in her ass. That was all it took.

"Oh, god, Sam. In the ass. Give it to me in the ass."

Never were sweeter words outside of a Hallmark greetings card. I let my partner slid into her juice bar, then opened her cheeks for the main event. She held her breath as I broke through, then let out a yell that Weismuller could have used to call the elephants. And that's how I did her, like an animal in the jungle, fast, hard and deep. It didn't take long before we both were at the top then it was over like Niagara Falls in a barrel.

Lola collapsed into a heap and I was right on top of her. "Thanks for the info, red. You should know better than to try and hide anything from a private dick."

****
I used to write a whole Sam and Lola series that I sold to some mags years ago... I love my noir....

Cyn

mal · 03-15-2005, 11:54 PM

welcome CynthiaB. now go fuck yourself

Sosa · 03-15-2005, 11:56 PM

gofuckyourself

Illicit · 03-15-2005, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Please

and show us your tits.

do what the man says, or we will hate you

welcome to the gfy

nofx · 03-15-2005, 11:59 PM

drink a 40, eat some pie, smoke a blunt. good times.

CDSmith · 03-16-2005, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynthiaB

- impart wisdom and I shall absorb!

Cyn

If you're going to jump, take your glasses off. Suicide jumpers always take their glasses off.

Learned that stipend of wisdom on CSI a few years ago.

Can't say as it's proven useful so far, but knowlege is after all, power.

Welcome.

kmanrox · 03-16-2005, 12:05 AM

SHOW US YOUR SNATCH!!!

(sorry, but this is S.O.P. )

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-16-2005, 12:05 AM

You are a cunning linguist Cyn. I like that in a dame.

I've been known to dabble in the erotic arts myself, although it usually comes out looking like a Jackson Pollack painting.

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PHPdude · 03-16-2005, 12:07 AM

hello there welcome to gfy

warlock5 · 03-16-2005, 12:08 AM

Are you sure you heard the person said fountain of knowledge? Fountain of shit may be what he actually said

foxxx · 03-16-2005, 12:10 AM

hi...............

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-16-2005, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warlock5

Are you sure you heard the person said fountain of knowledge? Fountain of shit may be what he actually said

You're thinking of Patti Smith:

Quote:

25th Floor (& High on Rebellion)

We explore the men's room.
We don't give a shit.
Ladies' lost electricity;
take vows inside of it.

Desire to dance;
Too startled to try.
Wrap my legs 'round you,
starting to fly.

Let's explore
up there, up there, up there,
on the twenty-fifth floor.

Circle all around me,
coming for the kill, kill, kill
oh kill me baby
like a kamikaze
heading for a spill.
oh but it's all spilt milk to me.

Desire to dance;
Too startled to try.
Wrap my legs 'round you,
starting to fly.

Let's soar
up there, up there, up there,
on the twenty-fifth floor.

We do not eat
flower of creation.
We do not eat,
eat anything at all.
Love is, love was, love is a manifestation.
I'm waiting for a contact to call.
Love's war. Love's cruel.
Love's pretty, love's pretty cruel tonight.
I'm waiting here to refuel.
I'm gonna make contact tonight.
Love in my heart.
The night to exploit.
Twenty-five stories over Detroit,
and there's more
up there, up there, up there.

stoned in space. zeus. christ. it has always been rock and so it is and so it shall be. within the context of neo rock we must open up our eyes and seize and rend the veil of smoke which man calls order. pollution is a necessary result of the inability of man to reform and transform waste.
the transformation of waste
the transformation of waste
the transformation of waste
the transformation of waste is perhaps the oldest pre-occupation of man. man being the chosen alloy, he must be reconnected?via shit, at all cost. inherent with(in) us is the dream of the task of the alchemist to create from the clay of man. and to re-create from excretion of man pure and then soft and then solid gold.

all must not be art. some art we must disintegrate.
positive (anarchy must exist.)

in background:
(i feel it swirling around me
i feel it feeling no pain
i'm waiting above for you baby
i know that I'll see you up there
i'm floating in a door backward
on boundaries over this world
i'm waiting above in the sky, dear
upon a...)

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sean416 · 03-16-2005, 12:56 AM

go fuck yourself and show us your tits

MetaMan · 03-16-2005, 12:57 AM

wer are so glad stumbled here.

NO.

KRL · 03-16-2005, 01:34 AM

BIGTYMER · 03-16-2005, 02:10 AM

Welcome to GFY!

Zester · 03-16-2005, 02:21 AM

Welcome and go fuck me

theFeTiShLaDy · 03-16-2005, 02:22 AM

welcome to GFY, Cynthia!

Downtime · 03-16-2005, 02:28 AM

Nice to meet ya, best of luck to ya!

DutchTeenCash · 03-16-2005, 02:44 AM

ok wheres the tittie pic ?

Kicker · 03-16-2005, 02:50 AM

cant see pics

adamneve · 03-16-2005, 03:24 AM

welcum now tits please

fl_prn_str · 03-16-2005, 03:36 AM

Allow myself to introduce... myself......

now

Zester · 03-16-2005, 04:24 AM

i think my browser is broken - I don't see this girl's pics all over my screen....hmmmm.... j/k

Scott McD · 03-16-2005, 04:28 AM

Howdy &

Bosco4y2k3 · 03-16-2005, 04:28 AM

your not official till we see da titties!
oh well, welcome and go fuck yourself :-)

Corleone · 03-16-2005, 04:41 AM

welcome aboard

dasexi1 · 03-16-2005, 04:50 AM

welcome

princess · 03-16-2005, 04:54 AM

It's nice to meetcha hon! welcome..

Tim · 03-16-2005, 07:05 AM

Welcome to the madness Cynthia

adonthenet · 03-16-2005, 07:08 AM

welcome now gfy :P

Raf1 · 03-16-2005, 07:11 AM

welcome and as always GFY

MandyBlake · 03-16-2005, 09:03 AM

welcome to gfy cynthiab!

Stallion · 03-16-2005, 09:03 AM

Hello Cynthia

junction · 03-16-2005, 09:07 AM

We dont care about your sex stories.

SHOW YOUR FUCKING TITS!

loverboy · 03-16-2005, 09:10 AM

welcome, post pix!

spideriux · 03-16-2005, 09:11 AM

Welcome to the board !

CynthiaB · 03-16-2005, 02:04 PM

My body resides near Disneyland but I've got Hollywood in my heart.

Boobies · 03-16-2005, 03:25 PM

Welcome Aboard!!
Show some pix....

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axelcat · 03-16-2005, 03:27 PM

welcome to the board

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CynthiaB Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The OC Posts: 1,274	New Girl on the Block Hey you guys! New around here and just getting the lay of the land - so to speak. I'm an erotica (sometimes porn) writer and I'll be working on a new website soon so I thought I'd hang around and learn. I've been told this place was a great fountain of - I believe the next work was knowledge, but the cell reception was bad so maybe he said something else.... So hello - impart wisdom and I shall absorb! Cyn

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