Is your fuckin radio loud enough? (RANT) - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 02-22-2005, 07:54 AM

If any of you understand this phenomenon, please chime in...

This asshole pulls up next to me and his music is so loud that the base is making my rear-view vibrate. How on earth is that pleasurable? how can he possibly enjoy the music that loud. It is this type of self centered jerk off that causes laws to be made that take our rights away. Please at least tell me this idiot knows that he is annoying everyone around him and just doesn't give a fuck. Please tell me that he hates the music this loud, but just wants to piss off all the other idiotic drivers on the road...that I can live with.

You know what I like to do? I like to pull up to him at the next light, get out, get him to roll his window down and pump like 5 or 6 rounds right into the radio. Then, stick my dick in his eye and call it a day. of course, the courts won't let me do that...anymore.

This is the same small pricked, five foot one inch, tough guy wannabee that's weaving in and out of traffic and getting nowhere. The asshole does more horizontal mileage than anything and he's still next to me a 1/2 hour later. All he accomplishes is the irritation of other driver and aggravation of traffic conditions, and I hope he slams right into a tree. You've seen him, he's the guy who at least every five hundred feet veers onto shoulder to avoid rear-ending the guy in front of him. Eventually there's a tree or pole on that shoulder, that's what I hope for. Best part is that since he sits real low with one hand directly on top of the wheel, when the airbag goes off the stupid fake fuckin "Look at me I'm a pimp" ring he wears gets imprinted in his fuckin forehead so we can identify this cretin should we run into him later on should we be unfortunate enough to have him still able to walk.

Nothing I like seeing better than a smashed up grand-am with hair gel splattered on the back window, makes me feel like some justice has been done.

Spunky · 02-22-2005, 07:55 AM

Annoys the hell out of me as well...

karlm · 02-22-2005, 07:57 AM

I love it when the bass is thumping and i cant here my self think

tungsten · 02-22-2005, 07:58 AM

Quote:

You know what I like to do? I like to pull up to him at the next light, get out, get him to roll his window down and pump like 5 or 6 rounds right into the radio. Then, stick my dick in his eye and call it a day. of course, the courts won't let me do that...anymore.

RayVega · 02-22-2005, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by karlm

I love it when the bass is thumping and i cant here my self think

Even in the UK huh...Let me guess, Ali G fan?

B40 · 02-22-2005, 08:07 AM

They need the attention...I knew a guy that did the same thing, only difference is he drove a Pontiac Sunfire and played slow songs

Same guy who wore a tank top almost every fucking day (even in the winter) after getting a tat on his shoulder. The rare occasion he wore a tshirt, he'd roll up the sleeve on the arm with the tat to show it off

Zebra · 02-22-2005, 08:16 AM

I had an older friend that had bought one of those cars with a beefed up sound system. Favorite thing was to cruise the main strip every Friday and annoy the young punks by blasting Hakuna Matata and Under the Sea at full volume. Nothing like some Disney songs to get even with the young punks. Would pull next to them at a stop light and they would roll their windows up in disgust.

Bugbee · 02-22-2005, 09:14 AM

Nice rant Ray, funny shit!!

khs · 02-22-2005, 09:18 AM

3 words Pimp my ride

Digipimp · 02-22-2005, 09:21 AM

you gotta turn that shit up so you can share it. sharing is caring.

Bama · 02-22-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

You know what I like to do? I like to pull up to him at the next light, get out, get him to roll his window down and pump like 5 or 6 rounds right into the radio. Then, stick my dick in his eye and call it a day. of course, the courts won't let me do that...anymore

Yeah, it sucks you can't do that anymore - but you can still have some fun!

1. Write down his license plate, and car description and the direction he's traveling.
2. Find a payphone, and put on some glvoes, put in a quarter (wipe it off first to remove your fingerprints), call 911
3. Tell cops he was weaving in and out of traffic dangerously and when other drivers flipped him off - you saw him wave a gun at them.
4. Sit back knowing the cops won't let it go and will go have a "talk" with him.
5. Every 3-5 weeks repeat the procedure - regardless if you ever see him again. He'll get a rep as being a repeat offender and his life becomes a living hell with each new report.

MandyBlake · 02-22-2005, 09:42 AM

i fucking hate it when people listen to their shit that loud!
how can they enjoy that?
i guess if you're hard of hearing you HAVE to listen to it that loud.

Horny Dude · 02-22-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Bama

Yeah, it sucks you can't do that anymore - but you can still have some fun!

1. Write down his license plate, and car description and the direction he's traveling.
2. Find a payphone, and put on some glvoes, put in a quarter (wipe it off first to remove your fingerprints), call 911
3. Tell cops he was weaving in and out of traffic dangerously and when other drivers flipped him off - you saw him wave a gun at them.
4. Sit back knowing the cops won't let it go and will go have a "talk" with him.
5. Every 3-5 weeks repeat the procedure - regardless if you ever see him again. He'll get a rep as being a repeat offender and his life becomes a living hell with each new report.

This bugs the hell out of me as well. I think they like having that loud so that everyone else has to suffer. What really pisses me off is when they are playing a song that has cursing in it like crazy and picking up their little brother from school. There is no reason for that other then pissing the people off around you.

SinisterStudios · 02-22-2005, 09:46 AM

There are a ton of these idiots around, i had the pleasure of running one of them off the road into a ditch, his fuckin honda civic had no chance against my SUV but he still tired to pass me on the shoulder. I swerved right into the shoulder and he ran right off the road, and the fucked up part is I FELL GOOD I DID IT!!!! I hate these fuckin idiots that think they have to play chicken in rush hour traffic and this one got what he deserved.

RayVega · 02-22-2005, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

Yeah, it sucks you can't do that anymore - but you can still have some fun!

1. Write down his license plate, and car description and the direction he's traveling.
2. Find a payphone, and put on some glvoes, put in a quarter (wipe it off first to remove your fingerprints), call 911
3. Tell cops he was weaving in and out of traffic dangerously and when other drivers flipped him off - you saw him wave a gun at them.
4. Sit back knowing the cops won't let it go and will go have a "talk" with him.
5. Every 3-5 weeks repeat the procedure - regardless if you ever see him again. He'll get a rep as being a repeat offender and his life becomes a living hell with each new report.

Now we are using our heads! I like It.

Herb Kornfield · 02-22-2005, 10:14 AM

From driving an SUV the last few years one thing I notice with these idiots is that they are cruising alone 99% of the time without any women or their guy friends making it a rolling sausage party.

1. Women dont like music up so loud in the car their teeth rattle.
2. Small car = small penis.

My personal favorite is where the punks have the music up to 120db, the car has more wings than the US air force on all its planes combined and the fart can on the back reving their 4 cylinder engine at the light thinking they will outrun my truck ( V-8 360 Magnum engine) when it turns green.

Never lost a line take off yet in the Dodge

MiaVega · 02-22-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

From driving an SUV the last few years one thing I notice with these idiots is that they are cruising alone 99% of the time without any women or their guy friends making it a rolling sausage party.

1. Women dont like music up so loud in the car their teeth rattle.
2. Small car = small penis.

My personal favorite is where the punks have the music up to 120db, the car has more wings than the US air force on all its planes combined and the fart can on the back reving their 4 cylinder engine at the light thinking they will outrun my truck ( V-8 360 Magnum engine) when it turns green.

Never lost a line take off yet in the Dodge

You forgot to mention the neon lights, the windows tinted so dark you can't see through them, even on the brightest day, yet they have the window down just enough so you can see their beady fucking eyes, (b/c even they themselves know just how fucking ugly they are, so they "hide". They are the same stupid idiots w/ the CD hanging from the rear view mirror. If you have to have the music THAT loud and be that desperate for attention, you either have a small dick OR you're really just that ugly and stupid,or both.

MiaVega · 02-22-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by karlm

I love it when the bass is thumping and i cant here my self think

That's good to know that you "can't HEAR" yourself think, maybe you should be thinking, b/c if my 2 kids are in the car and you're NOT THINKING and an accident happens b/c "the bass is thumping" and something happens to them, we'll know why it happened: b/c you couldn't HEAR yourself think.

RayVega · 02-22-2005, 12:18 PM

I also think a major factor is that they want you to hear that they are listening to bad-ass music like 50 cent or Dre so you think they are a bad-ass too...oh wait a second, that's me.

Babagirls · 02-22-2005, 12:29 PM

your post is so fuckin true, it made me laugh

Tony Montana · 02-22-2005, 12:32 PM

Ive had systems in my cars every since I had one. I won't turn it up loud when driving through residentials and normally turn it down when I am at a stop light.

There's something about loud music and bass that I like. Ive been in 5-10 competitions and placed almost everytime.

Alot of people arn't trying to attract attention from it. There is younger kids though who do it cause they think it makes them cool. I think its more of a hobby for me, tweaking my sound system (I do all the installs and custom work myself) and getting the best sound / look

MattO · 02-22-2005, 12:41 PM

Years back, in response to the craze of the large bass speakers in these cars, I equipped my Galaxie with several PA horns under the hood, wired to my stereo, on it's on amplification system and kill switch.

It wasn't bassy, but it was the loudest thing rolling the streets, pure blasting midrange.

If some knucklehead got up next to me with the loud bass, I'd flip the switch and see the blood start to trickle from their ears.

It sounded best with polka music, the trumpets and whatnot were perfect for the midrange. Yodelling tunes also did nicely.

camcutie · 02-22-2005, 12:47 PM

Project-Shadow · 02-22-2005, 12:49 PM

The only reason it bothers me is because of the complete crap that they decide to play. If they turned on Killswitch Engage then it would be a different story. :D

Seriously though imagine hearing some scream vocals while driving down the motorway and then having some uber guitar riffs kick in... *Spooge's in pants*

Basic_man · 02-22-2005, 12:50 PM

Loud music.. what's wrong with this ? It's like when you go in a club... you enjoy the loud music !

WarChild · 02-22-2005, 12:53 PM

Bass waves get louder as they travel away from the source. The bass is probably louder to you than it is to them

Kassidy · 02-22-2005, 12:59 PM

Amen!

RayVega · 02-22-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Basic_man

Loud music.. what's wrong with this ? It's like when you go in a club... you enjoy the loud music !

I hate it. You can't talk to anyone without screaming. Then when one of these drunk assholes you are talking too wants to say something, they spit all over you.

Aaaaah, I get pissed just thinking about it. All the people crowded into the goddamn place with the hopes that somehow the pussy fairy will bless them and they'll hook up with some fat drunk chick by the end of the night. Hot, crowded, and loud...blaaaaah.

Unless you are fuckin Re-Run from "what's happening" and go there to dance, I don't see the purpose. Get a hooker and save your eardrums.

iwantchixx · 02-22-2005, 01:39 PM

I got my car all sub'ed out. I love cranking the tunes while driving but turn it down when I go through a residential neighborhood or at a stop light. It's just common courtesy. Nobody wants to hear my music so why should I annoy them with it? What if the person behind or in front of me at the light has a sleeping baby in the car? I'd hate to wake the poor little fella up.

MiaVega · 02-22-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

I hate it. You can't talk to anyone without screaming. Then when one of these drunk assholes you are talking too wants to say something, they spit all over you.

Aaaaah, I get pissed just thinking about it. All the people crowded into the goddamn place with the hopes that somehow the pussy fairy will bless them and they'll hook up with some fat drunk chick by the end of the night. Hot, crowded, and loud...blaaaaah.

Unless you are fuckin Re-Run from "what's happening" and go there to dance, I don't see the purpose. Get a hooker and save your eardrums.

We ALL know who you are referring to here.....

RayVega · 02-22-2005, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

I got my car all sub'ed out. I love cranking the tunes while driving but turn it down when I go through a residential neighborhood or at a stop light. It's just common courtesy. Nobody wants to hear my music so why should I annoy them with it? What if the person behind or in front of me at the light has a sleeping baby in the car? I'd hate to wake the poor little fella up.

Holy Shit, someone with actual common decency. thank you!

sickkittens · 02-22-2005, 06:40 PM

It's not about the music. It's about other people staring at him.

Worldnet · 02-22-2005, 06:52 PM

I live in a black neighborhood. They all crave attention, anyway they can get it. The cars, the load music, you name it! The sad part is the rest of the world looks at them like they are a clown, and they don't even know it.

sonofsam · 02-22-2005, 07:05 PM

i hate those fucking idiots who tailgate and weave in and out of traffic during RUSH HOUR and then you end up beside them again because traffic is all going the same spead and he cant advance anywhere... and the funny thing is he came flying past you like 10 seconds ago.. and then when you get beside them... they always have this stupid ass look on their face like they are leaned forward on their seat looking at the hood of their car or somethng....

tony286 · 02-22-2005, 07:46 PM

you are right it pisses me off too fucking inconsiderate people

toddler · 02-22-2005, 07:52 PM

tail gating me? i'll slal on the breaks. guess who's fault it'll be? yours

02-22-2005, 07:54 AM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Is your fuckin radio loud enough? (RANT) If any of you understand this phenomenon, please chime in... This asshole pulls up next to me and his music is so loud that the base is making my rear-view vibrate. How on earth is that pleasurable? how can he possibly enjoy the music that loud. It is this type of self centered jerk off that causes laws to be made that take our rights away. Please at least tell me this idiot knows that he is annoying everyone around him and just doesn't give a fuck. Please tell me that he hates the music this loud, but just wants to piss off all the other idiotic drivers on the road...that I can live with. You know what I like to do? I like to pull up to him at the next light, get out, get him to roll his window down and pump like 5 or 6 rounds right into the radio. Then, stick my dick in his eye and call it a day. of course, the courts won't let me do that...anymore. This is the same small pricked, five foot one inch, tough guy wannabee that's weaving in and out of traffic and getting nowhere. The asshole does more horizontal mileage than anything and he's still next to me a 1/2 hour later. All he accomplishes is the irritation of other driver and aggravation of traffic conditions, and I hope he slams right into a tree. You've seen him, he's the guy who at least every five hundred feet veers onto shoulder to avoid rear-ending the guy in front of him. Eventually there's a tree or pole on that shoulder, that's what I hope for. Best part is that since he sits real low with one hand directly on top of the wheel, when the airbag goes off the stupid fake fuckin "Look at me I'm a pimp" ring he wears gets imprinted in his fuckin forehead so we can identify this cretin should we run into him later on should we be unfortunate enough to have him still able to walk. Nothing I like seeing better than a smashed up grand-am with hair gel splattered on the back window, makes me feel like some justice has been done. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

02-22-2005, 07:55 AM	#2
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02-22-2005, 08:07 AM	#6
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	They need the attention...I knew a guy that did the same thing, only difference is he drove a Pontiac Sunfire and played slow songs Same guy who wore a tank top almost every fucking day (even in the winter) after getting a tat on his shoulder. The rare occasion he wore a tshirt, he'd roll up the sleeve on the arm with the tat to show it off __________________

02-22-2005, 08:16 AM	#7
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	I had an older friend that had bought one of those cars with a beefed up sound system. Favorite thing was to cruise the main strip every Friday and annoy the young punks by blasting Hakuna Matata and Under the Sea at full volume. Nothing like some Disney songs to get even with the young punks. Would pull next to them at a stop light and they would roll their windows up in disgust. __________________ Old School

02-22-2005, 09:14 AM	#8
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02-22-2005, 09:42 AM	#12
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02-22-2005, 09:46 AM	#14
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02-22-2005, 10:14 AM	#16
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	From driving an SUV the last few years one thing I notice with these idiots is that they are cruising alone 99% of the time without any women or their guy friends making it a rolling sausage party. 1. Women dont like music up so loud in the car their teeth rattle. 2. Small car = small penis. My personal favorite is where the punks have the music up to 120db, the car has more wings than the US air force on all its planes combined and the fart can on the back reving their 4 cylinder engine at the light thinking they will outrun my truck ( V-8 360 Magnum engine) when it turns green. Never lost a line take off yet in the Dodge

02-22-2005, 12:18 PM	#19
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	I also think a major factor is that they want you to hear that they are listening to bad-ass music like 50 cent or Dre so you think they are a bad-ass too...oh wait a second, that's me. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

02-22-2005, 12:29 PM	#20
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02-22-2005, 12:32 PM	#21
Tony Montana Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 794	Ive had systems in my cars every since I had one. I won't turn it up loud when driving through residentials and normally turn it down when I am at a stop light. There's something about loud music and bass that I like. Ive been in 5-10 competitions and placed almost everytime. Alot of people arn't trying to attract attention from it. There is younger kids though who do it cause they think it makes them cool. I think its more of a hobby for me, tweaking my sound system (I do all the installs and custom work myself) and getting the best sound / look __________________ I am a marketing Genius.

02-22-2005, 12:41 PM	#22
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Years back, in response to the craze of the large bass speakers in these cars, I equipped my Galaxie with several PA horns under the hood, wired to my stereo, on it's on amplification system and kill switch. It wasn't bassy, but it was the loudest thing rolling the streets, pure blasting midrange. If some knucklehead got up next to me with the loud bass, I'd flip the switch and see the blood start to trickle from their ears. It sounded best with polka music, the trumpets and whatnot were perfect for the midrange. Yodelling tunes also did nicely.

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Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	The only reason it bothers me is because of the complete crap that they decide to play. If they turned on Killswitch Engage then it would be a different story. :D Seriously though imagine hearing some scream vocals while driving down the motorway and then having some uber guitar riffs kick in... Spooge's in pants Last edited by Project-Shadow; 02-22-2005 at 12:51 PM..

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02-22-2005, 01:39 PM	#29
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	I got my car all sub'ed out. I love cranking the tunes while driving but turn it down when I go through a residential neighborhood or at a stop light. It's just common courtesy. Nobody wants to hear my music so why should I annoy them with it? What if the person behind or in front of me at the light has a sleeping baby in the car? I'd hate to wake the poor little fella up.

02-22-2005, 06:40 PM	#32
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02-22-2005, 06:52 PM	#33
Worldnet Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 996	I live in a black neighborhood. They all crave attention, anyway they can get it. The cars, the load music, you name it! The sad part is the rest of the world looks at them like they are a clown, and they don't even know it.

02-22-2005, 07:05 PM	#34
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i hate those fucking idiots who tailgate and weave in and out of traffic during RUSH HOUR and then you end up beside them again because traffic is all going the same spead and he cant advance anywhere... and the funny thing is he came flying past you like 10 seconds ago.. and then when you get beside them... they always have this stupid ass look on their face like they are leaned forward on their seat looking at the hood of their car or somethng.... __________________ I like turtles.

02-22-2005, 07:46 PM	#35
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	you are right it pisses me off too fucking inconsiderate people

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