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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield
From driving an SUV the last few years one thing I notice with these idiots is that they are cruising alone 99% of the time without any women or their guy friends making it a rolling sausage party.
1. Women dont like music up so loud in the car their teeth rattle.
2. Small car = small penis.
My personal favorite is where the punks have the music up to 120db, the car has more wings than the US air force on all its planes combined and the fart can on the back reving their 4 cylinder engine at the light thinking they will outrun my truck ( V-8 360 Magnum engine) when it turns green.
Never lost a line take off yet in the Dodge  |
You forgot to mention the neon lights, the windows tinted so dark you can't see through them, even on the brightest day, yet they have the window down just enough so you can see their beady fucking eyes, (b/c even they themselves know just how fucking ugly they are, so they "hide". They are the same stupid idiots w/ the CD hanging from the rear view mirror. If you have to have the music THAT loud and be that desperate for attention, you either have a small dick OR you're really just that ugly and stupid,or both.