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Old 12-22-2004, 05:18 PM   #1
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I love reading emails from Surfers
Got this one to one of my celeb site emails.

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Dear Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson

Hi Emma my name is Alexander Bohnet I?m 16 years old. I write this letter to
you because I saw you in the Harry Potter films as Hermione Granger and I
fall immediately in love with you. Than you are a girl who is looking very
beautiful and I saw never a girl who is looking so good that I had to say I
will contact her. When I see your face and your eyes on a photo I am going
to dream from you. You are the best what can happen for me.

You and I we aren?t so different from each other you like a hard sport like
hockey and I like extreme mountainbiking and soccer but I play with my
friend hockey on the street, too.

But now I am going to describe me: I am 1,80 meters high, I had blue eyes
and brown hair sometimes blond but my face can you see at the photo, and I?m
look very sporty.

What I do: a training to a electrician in the university ulm, on the side I
work at our big laundry.

When you will visit this laundry and me you can come whenever you want.

Sorry for my bad English but I?m going to learn it better. I promise it and
Please mail back?


With a big respect for you

Alexander Bohnet
ROFL.
He even attached his pic (but i won't bother uploading it)
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:20 PM   #2
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lol email him back and break the news to him that he is a loser
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:21 PM   #3
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hahaha poor guy, im going to put up some mailforms on my sites.
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:21 PM   #4
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lol email him back and break the news to him that he is a loser
Hahaha, thats too cruel.
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:21 PM   #5
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It's fucked up that you post this here. The least you could do was remove the real name. Now it will be indexed by Google forever.
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:22 PM   #6
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lol email him back and break the news to him that he is a loser
he's 16. He would be a loser if he was 36
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:22 PM   #7
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It's fucked up that you post this here. The least you could do was remove the real name. Now it will be indexed by Google forever.
I'm seeing that there's no robots.txt that tells them all to go away anymore. LOL Actually was there ever one?
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Hahaha, thats too cruel.


Hell you posted it here and then have the nerve to preach about being cruel

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Old 12-22-2004, 05:23 PM   #9
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hahaha poor guy

LOL, you won't believe how many email like this one I get.

Sometimes i almost pass out from laughing. There are such tools out there.
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:27 PM   #10
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Now it will be indexed by Google forever.
so what ?
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so what ?
In a few years from now the poor kid will find it difficult to get girls... As soon as they Google him they'll be turned off. Mean thing.
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In a few years from now the poor kid will find it difficult to get girls... As soon as they Google him they'll be turned off. Mean thing.
Well, it's not my problem that he's a tool.
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:34 PM   #13
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Well, it's not my problem that he's a tool.
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