Got this one to one of my celeb site emails.
Quote:
Dear Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson
Hi Emma my name is Alexander Bohnet I?m 16 years old. I write this letter to
you because I saw you in the Harry Potter films as Hermione Granger and I
fall immediately in love with you. Than you are a girl who is looking very
beautiful and I saw never a girl who is looking so good that I had to say I
will contact her. When I see your face and your eyes on a photo I am going
to dream from you. You are the best what can happen for me.
You and I we aren?t so different from each other you like a hard sport like
hockey and I like extreme mountainbiking and soccer but I play with my
friend hockey on the street, too.
But now I am going to describe me: I am 1,80 meters high, I had blue eyes
and brown hair sometimes blond but my face can you see at the photo, and I?m
look very sporty.
What I do: a training to a electrician in the university ulm, on the side I
work at our big laundry.
When you will visit this laundry and me you can come whenever you want.
Sorry for my bad English but I?m going to learn it better. I promise it and
Please mail back?
With a big respect for you
Alexander Bohnet
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ROFL.
He even attached his pic (but i won't bother uploading it)