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DarkJedi 12-22-2004 05:18 PM

I love reading emails from Surfers
 
Got this one to one of my celeb site emails.

Quote:

Dear Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson

Hi Emma my name is Alexander Bohnet I?m 16 years old. I write this letter to
you because I saw you in the Harry Potter films as Hermione Granger and I
fall immediately in love with you. Than you are a girl who is looking very
beautiful and I saw never a girl who is looking so good that I had to say I
will contact her. When I see your face and your eyes on a photo I am going
to dream from you. You are the best what can happen for me.

You and I we aren?t so different from each other you like a hard sport like
hockey and I like extreme mountainbiking and soccer but I play with my
friend hockey on the street, too.

But now I am going to describe me: I am 1,80 meters high, I had blue eyes
and brown hair sometimes blond but my face can you see at the photo, and I?m
look very sporty.

What I do: a training to a electrician in the university ulm, on the side I
work at our big laundry.

When you will visit this laundry and me you can come whenever you want.

Sorry for my bad English but I?m going to learn it better. I promise it and
Please mail back?


With a big respect for you

Alexander Bohnet
ROFL.
He even attached his pic (but i won't bother uploading it)

Alex 12-22-2004 05:20 PM

lol email him back and break the news to him that he is a loser

More Booze 12-22-2004 05:21 PM

hahaha poor guy, im going to put up some mailforms on my sites.

DarkJedi 12-22-2004 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaliboy2g
lol email him back and break the news to him that he is a loser

Hahaha, thats too cruel.

azguy 12-22-2004 05:21 PM

It's fucked up that you post this here. The least you could do was remove the real name. Now it will be indexed by Google forever. :boid

polish_aristocrat 12-22-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaliboy2g
lol email him back and break the news to him that he is a loser

he's 16. He would be a loser if he was 36

azguy 12-22-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azguy
It's fucked up that you post this here. The least you could do was remove the real name. Now it will be indexed by Google forever. :boid

I'm seeing that there's no robots.txt that tells them all to go away anymore. LOL Actually was there ever one?

Alex 12-22-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Hahaha, thats too cruel.



Hell you posted it here and then have the nerve to preach about being cruel

Email him :thumbsup

DarkJedi 12-22-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by More Booze
hahaha poor guy


LOL, you won't believe how many email like this one I get.

Sometimes i almost pass out from laughing. There are such tools out there.

DarkJedi 12-22-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azguy
Now it will be indexed by Google forever. :boid

so what ?

azguy 12-22-2004 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
so what ?

In a few years from now the poor kid will find it difficult to get girls... As soon as they Google him they'll be turned off. Mean thing.

DarkJedi 12-22-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azguy
In a few years from now the poor kid will find it difficult to get girls... As soon as they Google him they'll be turned off. Mean thing.

Well, it's not my problem that he's a tool.

azguy 12-22-2004 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Well, it's not my problem that he's a tool.

:1orglaugh


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