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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Long Island, NY
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It's 4:30 AM and My neighbor is using a leaf blower to clear his Driveway.
So I call the cops and the fu*king assholes won't even give him a ticket.
Just another reason why Nassau County Cops SUCK Fuck all you pigs up your ASS ![]() |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Bluffville
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hahaha 4:30 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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I think by any just law you would be allowed to shoot the fucker but then again we are not a just land anymore Vote Kerry...
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I love to racism, bro!
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Location: USA! USA! USA!
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4:30? What kind of a fucking asshole does that shit at 4:30? Don't you have other neighbors? Surely they were pissed too. You should get about three guys to go have a very intimidating talk with him.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: May 2004
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blare music, neighbours LOVE that!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: The Netherlands
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smoke a joint
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Tell him that he has to fuck off. If not, Kick his ass and smoke a joint afterwards.
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
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if your neighbor is so self centered that he would do such a thing, obviously reasoning with him is out of the question.
the next best choice is to burn his house down when he is gone. then you have no more neighbor and you are only out one match. ![]() |
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Or maybe just ask him nicely not to do it!
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Let's do some business.
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Location: The dirty south.
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Your neighbor is out making noise at 4:30 so you phone the cops?
What an upstanding citizen you are. ![]()
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shoot him in the leg
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Buck Starts Here
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I have a neighbor that is fanatical about his property. In the winter if it starts snowing at 3am he is out there clearing his driveway. Once cleared, he goes inside for 1/2 hour then comes back out and does it again.
We get a couple inches, I shovel mine once, he shovels his at least 5 or 6 times. He hand pics little bits of leaves out of his decorative stone in his gardens. His place does look amazing though |
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sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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Cops here won't do anything about him either |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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It's dark at 4:30AM right? Go hide somewhere and shoot him in the neck with a low powered bbgun.
Personally though I bet it's probably really 9:00AM and you are a loser who lives with his parents. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Ik ben een aap
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Go kick his ass. He won't use it again at this time in the morning.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
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I know... I would be thinking of how 2 pay him back. 4:30 am he must go 2 bed early... about 12:00 pm I'd mow my lawn. ![]()
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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Next time just walk your dog on his lawn....
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Las Vegas
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The best way to deal with him is this..
Go to Home Depot, get a bottle or 10 of "WEED AND GRASS KILLER" At 2am take said weed and grass killer, and write out your displeasure on his front lawn in BIG letters.. In 3 - 4 days time, he will get the message.... Enjoy |
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thats pretty fucked up. in some states its illegal to call someone before 8 am.
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Tampa Bay
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He must be on crank or ice or something, lmao. My husband knew someone who strapped flashlights to his lawnmower at 3am and mowed his lawn. I read a story about meth once and a woman said she was carving a jackolantern on the drug and got so cranked out that she carved jackolanterns in every vegetable in her crisper-even each and every radish!
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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In most places the law is 8am for things like "construction" to begin.. else it's too noisy. What did the police tell you when you spoke to them?
Next time buy a big wide pushbroom, and when you hear a leafblower, go smash it with the pushbroom and say "Thats TWO reasons a broom is better than a leaf blower!" and storm off. |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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You are legally aloud to kill him... that is what I heard anyways.
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Fucked if I know
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Do you have a flag?
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BACON BACON BACON
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just go outside next time he does it and smash it into pieces...then lick his face
i bet he crosses the street whenever he sees you afterwards |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Texas
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train mice to carry bags of crack into his house, after about a week call the police and tell them that your neighbor is selling drugs to the neighborhood kids.
Sure it may cost you a few dollars but at least he'll be out of your hair for 10-20 years. |
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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that would suck ass, go ask them to fucking wait till later on in the morning. They should be sleeping at that time anyways
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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When I was a kid, we had a bunch of bozos next door who would party all night outside their house. They were three 20-25 year old brothers, drop-outs who would have been homeless trash had it not been for their parents. They would drink beer, blast loud music, and do motorcycle races in the street. We called the cops often, but the pussies never gave them a ticket or anything. Their old man eventually died of cancer and they had to sell the house. I remember laughing in their faces as they were moving. If I had to do it again, I would just shoot the fuckers.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Vancouverish... ICQ# 111432084
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We used to live next to a bunch of idiots who'd party late all the time, blaring music, middle of the week. When they finally shut it down and went to bed (7 or 8am) to nurse their hangovers we'd blare Opera music really loud, and point the speakers out the window towards their house. They kept us up...an eye for an eye. They didn't live there for long
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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too early to clear their driveway! maybe your neighbor can't sleep that's why he decided to do the thing that early!
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: 2006
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why did you call the cops? you just yell out the window. |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Pour paint stripper on his car.
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: In front of computer
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Wow, creative ideas...
Here is one. Run an ad in the local newspaper advertising a back yard sale that starts at 7am and runs on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. He will have people knocking on the door all weekend wanting to see what he has for sale in his back yard. Did this to a friend in High School. They were pissed, called the cops and tried to get the newspaper to release who ran the ad but they refused and the cops did nothing. But since I was a teenager I paid in cash anyways
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