It's 4:30 AM and My neighbor is using a leaf blower to clear his Driveway.
 

So I call the cops and the fu*king assholes won't even give him a ticket.

Just another reason why Nassau County Cops SUCK :321GFY

Fuck all you pigs up your ASS:321GFY

hahaha 4:30 AM

I think by any just law you would be allowed to shoot the fucker but then again we are not a just land anymore Vote Kerry...

Return the favour...Start mowing his lawn at 3:00am and say you just wanted to help out :)

4:30? What kind of a fucking asshole does that shit at 4:30? Don't you have other neighbors? Surely they were pissed too. You should get about three guys to go have a very intimidating talk with him.

blare music, neighbours LOVE that!

smoke a joint

Tell him that he has to fuck off. If not, Kick his ass and smoke a joint afterwards.

if your neighbor is so self centered that he would do such a thing, obviously reasoning with him is out of the question.

the next best choice is to burn his house down when he is gone. then you have no more neighbor and you are only out one match.

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Or maybe just ask him nicely not to do it!

Your neighbor is out making noise at 4:30 so you phone the cops?

What an upstanding citizen you are. :1orglaugh

shoot him in the leg :2 cents:

I have a neighbor that is fanatical about his property. In the winter if it starts snowing at 3am he is out there clearing his driveway. Once cleared, he goes inside for 1/2 hour then comes back out and does it again.

We get a couple inches, I shovel mine once, he shovels his at least 5 or 6 times. He hand pics little bits of leaves out of his decorative stone in his gardens. His place does look amazing though

That is as bad as having the crackhead next door sitting on the grass outside my apartment, playing his bongos at 3 am.
Cops here won't do anything about him either

It's dark at 4:30AM right? Go hide somewhere and shoot him in the neck with a low powered bbgun.

Personally though I bet it's probably really 9:00AM and you are a loser who lives with his parents.

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Go kick his ass. He won't use it again at this time in the morning.

I know...:1orglaugh

I would be thinking of how 2 pay him back.

4:30 am he must go 2 bed early...:Graucho

about 12:00 pm I'd mow my lawn.:Graucho

Next time just walk your dog on his lawn....

The best way to deal with him is this..

Go to Home Depot, get a bottle or 10 of "WEED AND GRASS KILLER"

At 2am take said weed and grass killer, and write out your displeasure on his front lawn in BIG letters..

In 3 - 4 days time, he will get the message....

Enjoy:thumbsup

with a bb gun.

thats pretty fucked up. in some states its illegal to call someone before 8 am.

He must be on crank or ice or something, lmao. My husband knew someone who strapped flashlights to his lawnmower at 3am and mowed his lawn. I read a story about meth once and a woman said she was carving a jackolantern on the drug and got so cranked out that she carved jackolanterns in every vegetable in her crisper-even each and every radish!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

In most places the law is 8am for things like "construction" to begin.. else it's too noisy. What did the police tell you when you spoke to them?
Next time buy a big wide pushbroom, and when you hear a leafblower, go smash it with the pushbroom and say "Thats TWO reasons a broom is better than a leaf blower!" and storm off.

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just go outside next time he does it and smash it into pieces...then lick his face

i bet he crosses the street whenever he sees you afterwards


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train mice to carry bags of crack into his house, after about a week call the police and tell them that your neighbor is selling drugs to the neighborhood kids.


Sure it may cost you a few dollars but at least he'll be out of your hair for 10-20 years.

that would suck ass, go ask them to fucking wait till later on in the morning. They should be sleeping at that time anyways

When I was a kid, we had a bunch of bozos next door who would party all night outside their house. They were three 20-25 year old brothers, drop-outs who would have been homeless trash had it not been for their parents. They would drink beer, blast loud music, and do motorcycle races in the street. We called the cops often, but the pussies never gave them a ticket or anything. Their old man eventually died of cancer and they had to sell the house. I remember laughing in their faces as they were moving. If I had to do it again, I would just shoot the fuckers.

so what you're saying is you're too scared to confront your own neighbor so you call the cops? neighbors shouldnt call the cops on each other.

We used to live next to a bunch of idiots who'd party late all the time, blaring music, middle of the week. When they finally shut it down and went to bed (7 or 8am) to nurse their hangovers we'd blare Opera music really loud, and point the speakers out the window towards their house. They kept us up...an eye for an eye. They didn't live there for long :)

you laughed in someones face after their parent died of cancer because they were too loud at night? what a nice neighbor you are.

too early to clear their driveway! maybe your neighbor can't sleep that's why he decided to do the thing that early! :)

if i was the cop i'd give you a ticket for waking me up

why did you call the cops? you just yell out the window.

Pour paint stripper on his car. :winkwink:

Wow, creative ideas...

Here is one.

Run an ad in the local newspaper advertising a back yard sale that starts at 7am and runs on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. He will have people knocking on the door all weekend wanting to see what he has for sale in his back yard. Did this to a friend in High School. They were pissed, called the cops and tried to get the newspaper to release who ran the ad but they refused and the cops did nothing. But since I was a teenager I paid in cash anyways :winkwink: