My new big parrot. (pic inside) - GoFuckYourself.com

08-28-2004, 04:11 AM

I am buy parrot two days ago.
He already speak some words: "Hello boys", "Bye" and etc.
I start to learn him "Go Fuck YourSelf"

freeadultcontent · 08-28-2004, 04:12 AM

How about "Buy me a real cage and take me out of this shopping cart".

klik · 08-28-2004, 04:13 AM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
How about "Buy me a real cage and take me out of this shopping cart".

omfg

i would have never noticed

Vitasoy · 08-28-2004, 04:23 AM

Nice birdie. It kinda does look like a shopping cart

Manowar · 08-28-2004, 04:27 AM

Very cool parrot dude

kmanrox · 08-28-2004, 04:41 AM

i almost beat the piss out of a cypriot the other week.... i know that's irrelevant, but i like your parrot.

TweetyBird · 08-28-2004, 05:06 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
Very cool parrot dude

yep

... I can't wait for you to post some audio samples of your parrot saying : Go Fuck Yourself

gangbangjoe · 08-28-2004, 05:17 AM

is this a bat-parrot

upside down

08-28-2004, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by TweetyBird
yep

... I can't wait for you to post some audio samples of your parrot saying : Go Fuck Yourself

I only start to learn him.
After 2-3 month i hope finish and post it

bjjb · 08-28-2004, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
i almost beat the piss out of a cypriot the other week.... i know that's irrelevant, but i like your parrot.

Yeah nice bird

mikaels · 08-28-2004, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Alex Xe
I only start to learn him.
After 2-3 month i hope finish and post it

you are a patient guy - after 2 months I stopped trying to teach my girl to clean up after herself....

Evil1 · 08-28-2004, 09:03 AM

I got a friend with one of them, everytime i go to his house i kick myself in the ass for not bringing a 12 guage.. those things are annoying as fuck with the sqwaking at 120 decibels.

Spunky · 08-28-2004, 09:08 AM

They need alot of attention or they go crazy

Nanda · 08-28-2004, 09:12 AM

Nice.

pornguy · 08-28-2004, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
They need alot of attention or they go crazy

True.

I have an African Grey. They are all very social birds, and need a lot of attention. The first thing that I would sugguest is that you get his wings clipped. It is a little cruel, but with the time, money, and love for the pet that is invested, it is worth it.

Second get a VERY BIG cage. And dont leave him lovked in it all day. That is one of tha main reasons that they scream like that.

My bird is loose in the house all day, until bed time.

But the thing that will take the longest, and a lot of patience is to potty train him. Teach him to shit on the bathroom sink or toilet. If you dont, he will shit where ever he wants when he wants.

My bird will go to the bathroom in the sink, or on her cage. We have been working on this for 6 years, and she still some times goes elsewhere.

Doctor Dre · 08-29-2004, 12:47 AM

Nice . i wish I had one arround my desk ... too bad my GF hates them . Her mom use to have one and she tried to kill it couple times

Webby · 08-29-2004, 12:57 AM

Nice bird!!

Wait till he repeatedly tells you to fuck off in front of guests :-)

Was he born in your country or imported? I got offers from Canada and the US to bring back parrots that are indigenous to Costa Rica which are no longer wanted as pets (you got a lifetime friend there!). But this is not practical cos it *could* wipe out the local population because of disease and there is enough problems maintaining the population without some other infections creeping in.

If anyone wants a parrot - they have all kinds - there are "sanctuaries" in Canada and the US where you can collect one!

Mishi · 08-29-2004, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
I have an African Grey. They are all very social birds, and need a lot of attention. The first thing that I would sugguest is that you get his wings clipped. It is a little cruel, but with the time, money, and love for the pet that is invested, it is worth it.

Nothing cruel about it. As long as only the flight feathers are cut, the bird feels no pain, and it still has enough control to glide to a graceful landing should it decide to think about flying.

It would be cruel to leave a captive bird fully flighted, allowing it to potentially fly into windows or, worst case, actually escape and die from exposure, accident, predator, etc.

If you don't know how to trim the flight feathers, have an avian vet do it and/or show you how. It's a little scary unless you know what you're doing, and COULD be lethal (if you cut a blood feather). But it's really not difficult.

Satisfaction · 08-29-2004, 03:09 AM

haha.. hope you have fun with your new bird!

Corleone · 08-29-2004, 03:10 AM

nice parrot

want to buy one too

Fukeneh · 08-29-2004, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex Xe
I am buy parrot two days ago.
He already speak some words: "Hello boys", "Bye" and etc.
I start to learn him "Go Fuck YourSelf"

maybe you should start him out with your native tongue, before you teach him english which you dont speak well to begin with?

nah im just busting your balls.... looks like a nice bird, we used to have a lot of exotics growing up.

Illicit · 08-29-2004, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
True.

I have an African Grey. They are all very social birds, and need a lot of attention. The first thing that I would sugguest is that you get his wings clipped. It is a little cruel, but with the time, money, and love for the pet that is invested, it is worth it.

Second get a VERY BIG cage. And dont leave him lovked in it all day. That is one of tha main reasons that they scream like that.

My bird is loose in the house all day, until bed time.

But the thing that will take the longest, and a lot of patience is to potty train him. Teach him to shit on the bathroom sink or toilet. If you dont, he will shit where ever he wants when he wants.

My bird will go to the bathroom in the sink, or on her cage. We have been working on this for 6 years, and she still some times goes elsewhere.

Ive got an african grey too

very very smart... unbelievable sometimes

XxXotic · 08-29-2004, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
How about "Buy me a real cage and take me out of this shopping cart".

Platinumpimp · 08-29-2004, 03:42 AM

Fuck thats an Amazone, we used to have one. He died because he fell of his stick and broke his neck

Very cool as a pet man, but watch the sharp hook

Tricksy · 08-29-2004, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
True.

I have an African Grey. They are all very social birds, and need a lot of attention. The first thing that I would sugguest is that you get his wings clipped. It is a little cruel, but with the time, money, and love for the pet that is invested, it is worth it.

Second get a VERY BIG cage. And dont leave him lovked in it all day. That is one of tha main reasons that they scream like that.

My bird is loose in the house all day, until bed time.

But the thing that will take the longest, and a lot of patience is to potty train him. Teach him to shit on the bathroom sink or toilet. If you dont, he will shit where ever he wants when he wants.

My bird will go to the bathroom in the sink, or on her cage. We have been working on this for 6 years, and she still some times goes elsewhere.

Yes, he need so many attention.

Tricksy · 08-29-2004, 04:12 AM

Tricksy · 08-29-2004, 04:13 AM

08-29-2004, 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Fuck thats an Amazone, we used to have one. He died because he fell of his stick and broke his neck

Very cool as a pet man, but watch the sharp hook

Yes, it is amazone parrot.
You are right.

SomeCreep · 08-29-2004, 04:22 AM

My friend has a green parrot like that. When that bird screeches, it is ear piercing, and they do screech often.

08-29-2004, 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by Webby
Nice bird!!

Wait till he repeatedly tells you to fuck off in front of guests :-)

Was he born in your country or imported? I got offers from Canada and the US to bring back parrots that are indigenous to Costa Rica which are no longer wanted as pets (you got a lifetime friend there!). But this is not practical cos it *could* wipe out the local population because of disease and there is enough problems maintaining the population without some other infections creeping in.

If anyone wants a parrot - they have all kinds - there are "sanctuaries" in Canada and the US where you can collect one!

This is one year old bird. It is imported from Europe, special parrots farm.

Mr. Pinky · 08-29-2004, 05:16 AM

hey alex..........were do you live?

08-29-2004, 06:08 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Pinky
hey alex..........were do you live?

Strange question, Cyprus of course

mardigras · 08-29-2004, 06:16 AM

Cat (we think) killed my sister's 7-year old Cockatiel last night

08-29-2004, 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Cat (we think) killed my sister's 7-year old Cockatiel last night

fuck

I also have cat and dog at home...

Firehorse · 08-29-2004, 09:56 PM

Nice looking bird. I have a Cockatiel who talks his head off!

Screaming · 08-29-2004, 09:58 PM

those birds are beautiful but i swore i would never have one when i had to sleep in the room where my friends parrots cage was and at the crack of dawn started the pretty bird and hello

jOdEs · 08-29-2004, 10:05 PM

bleh...don't really like birds...nice pet tho...=)

pure energy · 08-29-2004, 10:21 PM

Nice pet, cool color

mrthumbs · 08-29-2004, 10:50 PM

i hope the fucking bird will teach you some decent english

reynold · 08-29-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TweetyBird
yep

... I can't wait for you to post some audio samples of your parrot saying : Go Fuck Yourself

ditto to this one...

08-28-2004, 04:11 AM	#1
Alex Xe Guest Posts: n/a	My new big parrot. (pic inside) I am buy parrot two days ago. He already speak some words: "Hello boys", "Bye" and etc. I start to learn him "Go Fuck YourSelf"

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