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  • Alex Xe
    • Jul 2026
    #1

    My new big parrot. (pic inside)

    I am buy parrot two days ago.
    He already speak some words: "Hello boys", "Bye" and etc.
    I start to learn him "Go Fuck YourSelf"

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    • freeadultcontent
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 9976
      #2
      How about "Buy me a real cage and take me out of this shopping cart".

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        • klik
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2001
          • 5092
          #3
          Originally posted by freeadultcontent
          How about "Buy me a real cage and take me out of this shopping cart".
          omfg

          i would have never noticed

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            • Vitasoy
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              • Oct 2003
              • 58202
              #4
              Nice birdie. It kinda does look like a shopping cart


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                • Manowar
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528
                  #5
                  Very cool parrot dude

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                    • kmanrox
                      aka K-Man
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 29295
                      #6
                      i almost beat the piss out of a cypriot the other week.... i know that's irrelevant, but i like your parrot.
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                        • TweetyBird
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 8532
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Manowar
                          Very cool parrot dude
                          yep

                          ... I can't wait for you to post some audio samples of your parrot saying : Go Fuck Yourself
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                            • gangbangjoe
                              Ronin
                              • May 2004
                              • 17693
                              #8
                              is this a bat-parrot

                              upside down

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                                • Alex Xe
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by TweetyBird
                                  yep

                                  ... I can't wait for you to post some audio samples of your parrot saying : Go Fuck Yourself
                                  I only start to learn him.
                                  After 2-3 month i hope finish and post it

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                                    • bjjb
                                      Have laptop will travel
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 13074
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by kmanrox
                                      i almost beat the piss out of a cypriot the other week.... i know that's irrelevant, but i like your parrot.
                                      Yeah nice bird

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                                        • mikaels
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 105
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Alex Xe
                                          I only start to learn him.
                                          After 2-3 month i hope finish and post it
                                          you are a patient guy - after 2 months I stopped trying to teach my girl to clean up after herself....

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                                            • Evil1
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 3893
                                              #12
                                              I got a friend with one of them, everytime i go to his house i kick myself in the ass for not bringing a 12 guage.. those things are annoying as fuck with the sqwaking at 120 decibels.

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                                                • Spunky
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                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133978
                                                  #13
                                                  They need alot of attention or they go crazy

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                                                    • Nanda
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 5310
                                                      #14
                                                      Nice.
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                                                        • pornguy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 62910
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by spunky1
                                                          They need alot of attention or they go crazy
                                                          True.

                                                          I have an African Grey. They are all very social birds, and need a lot of attention. The first thing that I would sugguest is that you get his wings clipped. It is a little cruel, but with the time, money, and love for the pet that is invested, it is worth it.

                                                          Second get a VERY BIG cage. And dont leave him lovked in it all day. That is one of tha main reasons that they scream like that.

                                                          My bird is loose in the house all day, until bed time.

                                                          But the thing that will take the longest, and a lot of patience is to potty train him. Teach him to shit on the bathroom sink or toilet. If you dont, he will shit where ever he wants when he wants.

                                                          My bird will go to the bathroom in the sink, or on her cage. We have been working on this for 6 years, and she still some times goes elsewhere.
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                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 51692
                                                              #16
                                                              Nice . i wish I had one arround my desk ... too bad my GF hates them . Her mom use to have one and she tried to kill it couple times
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                                                                • Webby
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 14956
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Nice bird!!

                                                                  Wait till he repeatedly tells you to fuck off in front of guests :-)

                                                                  Was he born in your country or imported? I got offers from Canada and the US to bring back parrots that are indigenous to Costa Rica which are no longer wanted as pets (you got a lifetime friend there!). But this is not practical cos it *could* wipe out the local population because of disease and there is enough problems maintaining the population without some other infections creeping in.

                                                                  If anyone wants a parrot - they have all kinds - there are "sanctuaries" in Canada and the US where you can collect one!
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                                                                    • Mishi
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 1054
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                      I have an African Grey. They are all very social birds, and need a lot of attention. The first thing that I would sugguest is that you get his wings clipped. It is a little cruel, but with the time, money, and love for the pet that is invested, it is worth it.
                                                                      Nothing cruel about it. As long as only the flight feathers are cut, the bird feels no pain, and it still has enough control to glide to a graceful landing should it decide to think about flying.

                                                                      It would be cruel to leave a captive bird fully flighted, allowing it to potentially fly into windows or, worst case, actually escape and die from exposure, accident, predator, etc.

                                                                      If you don't know how to trim the flight feathers, have an avian vet do it and/or show you how. It's a little scary unless you know what you're doing, and COULD be lethal (if you cut a blood feather). But it's really not difficult.
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                                                                        • Satisfaction
                                                                          WootWootCash.com
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 10900
                                                                          #19
                                                                          haha.. hope you have fun with your new bird!

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                                                                            • Corleone
                                                                              C.R.E.A.M
                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 15262
                                                                              #20
                                                                              nice parrot want to buy one too

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                                                                                • Fukeneh
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 1245
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Alex Xe
                                                                                  I am buy parrot two days ago.
                                                                                  He already speak some words: "Hello boys", "Bye" and etc.
                                                                                  I start to learn him "Go Fuck YourSelf"

                                                                                  maybe you should start him out with your native tongue, before you teach him english which you dont speak well to begin with?

                                                                                  nah im just busting your balls.... looks like a nice bird, we used to have a lot of exotics growing up.

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                                                                                    • Illicit
                                                                                      wtf ?
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 11895
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                      True.

                                                                                      I have an African Grey. They are all very social birds, and need a lot of attention. The first thing that I would sugguest is that you get his wings clipped. It is a little cruel, but with the time, money, and love for the pet that is invested, it is worth it.

                                                                                      Second get a VERY BIG cage. And dont leave him lovked in it all day. That is one of tha main reasons that they scream like that.

                                                                                      My bird is loose in the house all day, until bed time.

                                                                                      But the thing that will take the longest, and a lot of patience is to potty train him. Teach him to shit on the bathroom sink or toilet. If you dont, he will shit where ever he wants when he wants.

                                                                                      My bird will go to the bathroom in the sink, or on her cage. We have been working on this for 6 years, and she still some times goes elsewhere.
                                                                                      Ive got an african grey too very very smart... unbelievable sometimes
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                                                                                        • XxXotic
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                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 8500
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                                                          How about "Buy me a real cage and take me out of this shopping cart".
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                                                                                            • Platinumpimp
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 10214
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Fuck thats an Amazone, we used to have one. He died because he fell of his stick and broke his neck

                                                                                              Very cool as a pet man, but watch the sharp hook
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                                                                                                • Tricksy
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 2601
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                  True.

                                                                                                  I have an African Grey. They are all very social birds, and need a lot of attention. The first thing that I would sugguest is that you get his wings clipped. It is a little cruel, but with the time, money, and love for the pet that is invested, it is worth it.

                                                                                                  Second get a VERY BIG cage. And dont leave him lovked in it all day. That is one of tha main reasons that they scream like that.

                                                                                                  My bird is loose in the house all day, until bed time.

                                                                                                  But the thing that will take the longest, and a lot of patience is to potty train him. Teach him to shit on the bathroom sink or toilet. If you dont, he will shit where ever he wants when he wants.

                                                                                                  My bird will go to the bathroom in the sink, or on her cage. We have been working on this for 6 years, and she still some times goes elsewhere.
                                                                                                  Yes, he need so many attention.


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                                                                                                    • Tricksy
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                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                        • Tricksy
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • Alex Xe
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
                                                                                                              Fuck thats an Amazone, we used to have one. He died because he fell of his stick and broke his neck

                                                                                                              Very cool as a pet man, but watch the sharp hook
                                                                                                              Yes, it is amazone parrot.
                                                                                                              You are right.

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                                                                                                                • SomeCreep
                                                                                                                  :glugglug
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                  • 26118
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  My friend has a green parrot like that. When that bird screeches, it is ear piercing, and they do screech often.

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                                                                                                                    • Alex Xe
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Webby
                                                                                                                      Nice bird!!

                                                                                                                      Wait till he repeatedly tells you to fuck off in front of guests :-)

                                                                                                                      Was he born in your country or imported? I got offers from Canada and the US to bring back parrots that are indigenous to Costa Rica which are no longer wanted as pets (you got a lifetime friend there!). But this is not practical cos it *could* wipe out the local population because of disease and there is enough problems maintaining the population without some other infections creeping in.

                                                                                                                      If anyone wants a parrot - they have all kinds - there are "sanctuaries" in Canada and the US where you can collect one!
                                                                                                                      This is one year old bird. It is imported from Europe, special parrots farm.

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                                                                                                                        • Mr. Pinky
                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                          • 46
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          hey alex..........were do you live?

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                                                                                                                            • Alex Xe
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mr. Pinky
                                                                                                                              hey alex..........were do you live?
                                                                                                                              Strange question, Cyprus of course

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                                                                                                                                • mardigras
                                                                                                                                  Bon temps!
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 14194
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Cat (we think) killed my sister's 7-year old Cockatiel last night
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                                                                                                                                    • Alex Xe
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                                                                                      Cat (we think) killed my sister's 7-year old Cockatiel last night
                                                                                                                                      fuck

                                                                                                                                      I also have cat and dog at home...

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                                                                                                                                        • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                          Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 30767
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Nice looking bird. I have a Cockatiel who talks his head off!
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                                                                                                                                            • Screaming
                                                                                                                                              I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 18972
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              those birds are beautiful but i swore i would never have one when i had to sleep in the room where my friends parrots cage was and at the crack of dawn started the pretty bird and hello

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                                                                                                                                                • jOdEs
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                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 271
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  bleh...don't really like birds...nice pet tho...=)

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                                                                                                                                                    • pure energy
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                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 4274
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Nice pet, cool color
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                                                                                                                                                        • mrthumbs
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                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 11702
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          i hope the fucking bird will teach you some decent english

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                                                                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by TweetyBird
                                                                                                                                                              yep

                                                                                                                                                              ... I can't wait for you to post some audio samples of your parrot saying : Go Fuck Yourself
                                                                                                                                                              ditto to this one...

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