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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: ICQ: 59-10-33
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If you won a BILLION DOLLARS tomorrow, What are the first 3 things you would do?
1) Cadillac 2) Huge house on a private island 3) Donate to charities ![]() |
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1: Buy GFY
2: Ban all the idiots 3: Invest in mainstream businesses |
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1. payoff bills
2. take care of family 3. see the world with my bride |
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#4 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA
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1. Quit my non-webmastering job.
2. Leave my wife. 3. Get a high-priced call girl.
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: Kingman AZ
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Buy nice house
take a would vacation buy gfy and close it... |
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#8 |
aspiring banker
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: toronto
Posts: 10,870
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contact the oakland a's ownership about buying the team
get a bloomberg terminal rent office space downtown toronto for my new hedge fund and start looking for employees |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bay Area
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Disapear and never be seen again, the other two you cannot know.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris
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simple
1) give my mom half of it sence she raised me 2) buy a nice house 3) start a main stream biz ![]()
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first thing i would do is hire a secretary to answer my phone and tell anyone calling me asking for handouts to fuck off.
then probably a long vacation. then start investing it.
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#12 |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Still lost
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Put it into my bank account @ 1% annual interest and live with ~ $1,000,000 a month to spend with NO worries
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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I'd get 5 very good investors and let them each invest $100 mil in order to earn a % on what they make for me. Put the other $500 mil in the bank and spend interest.
Thats 2 things, I guess 3rd I would come here and tell all of you to go fuck yourself. |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ontario Canada
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make sure my family and aj's family are taken care of
buy a house sell short icq's for the rest of my life |
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#18 |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: A warm place.
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1. I would establish a couple of tenders that would benefit the society in general. Issues that come to mind are: alternative fuels, AIDS and cancer and stem cell research.
2. Buy a huge isolated property and establish an experimental society on it. 3. Die feeling that I wasted my life away.
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#19 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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1) buy an island
2) travel 3) invest in real estate |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
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1 . travel around the world
2 . build me a nice house and settle down 3 . invest the rest
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1: Pick my fainted ass up off the floor.
2: Pay off all my debt/bills. 3: Catch up on some DVD's. |
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I'd roll like I always do... cause that's just how I am, a big fucking PIMP.
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#23 |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: LAX Immigration
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1. Wake up.
2. Cry. 3. Go back to sleep. |
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#24 |
Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
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I dunno but a bunch of friends, exotic locales & top notch whores seems to come to mind.
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#25 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Seat 1A
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1. Not tell a soul except my lawyers, accountants, and brokers - and maybe my dad and my best friend.
2. Move to Hedo. 3. Send Israel a lot of money and hope it solves some problems. |
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#26 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
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1. Boeing Business Jet
2. Lamborghini Murchielago 3. My own island
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#27 |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money i like to make money :)
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1) my own island
2) a maid service of 200 fine top notch women that do everything down to changing my boxers 3) the rest on comps and tech shit ;x |
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#28 |
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Invest it wisely and make more billions.
Then buy a small island, something like Japan (or Taiwan if I have to settle for less).
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#29 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Montreal, Canada
Posts: 2,617
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1 come here to shove it in
2 shove it in all my ex's faces ![]() 3 start buying (lambo and house) |
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#30 |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
Posts: 29,903
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I used to play make believe when I was a kid too.
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#31 |
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You know, a BBJ would be pretty cool too.
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The Profiler
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Bring mom home from the hospital and hireing a dr and three nurses to take care of her 24/7
I own a house so would buy a nice castle Invest the rest |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
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I would get it all in cash and then fly over the poorest cities in the world and drop out the 10 Million hundred dollar bills until it was all gone.
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#35 |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Porn Heaven
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1. Buy a big car
2. Buy a helicopter 3. buy a island |
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#36 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Connecticut.
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i'd be ...
1. jealous of bill gates. 2. jealous of paul allen. 3. jealous of mark cuban (cause he's a billionaire and has a basket ball team). |
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#37 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: hell,uhhh errr nebraska
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1: give my close family members a couple mill apiece
2: west coast chopper 3: buy a life |
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#38 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: An Oasis atop a High Desert Mesa
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1) I'd never post on GFY again.
2) I'd change my identity to avoid the leeches. 3) I'd finish my pilot training, buy a kick ass plane like a Piper Mirage and fly to the Caymans where I'd buy a little spot there and start up my own charter service - and if no one bought my services I wouldn't care because Mishi and I would be set for life.
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1) I'd order a pizza with ALL the toppings.
2) Scratch my balls and post on gfy 3) Learn to draw well
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Location: Australia
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i) Check that I had really won the money
ii) Recheck that I had really won the money iii) I'll worry about it then. ![]() |
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#41 |
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Location: Hoy Suecia, mañana Nirvana
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1. Move somewhere else for a lazy year or so, only to waste energy on fucking.
2. Invest, invest & invest (rock-solid mainstream). 3. Invest again (real estate worldwide). ![]()
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You have a billion. It's enough to make more on intrest on banks to live VERY fucking comfortable.. and you have access to the billion in liquid funds. That's enough to live, and do whatever you, your children and their children will ever want to do. ![]() Unless your investments are just a hobby, then I could see the point in it.
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Try not to tell anyone. Then start popping up around peoples houses in lamborghinis and seeing the priceless look on their faces.
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![]() God damn I must have sounded like a greedy fuck ![]() I just started dreaming a bit too much about the whole striking-it-rich thing, I'd actually be more keen on that way. Geez, there are places you can get 8% interest and up, on simple SAVING accounts! ![]() THAT'd be the melody!
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1. Buy MTV
2. Produce my own MTV show 3. Hang out with Jay-Z and bang Mandy Moore
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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I buy shortest ICQ ever
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#48 |
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: The bank with all the cash
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1. Buy several homes
2. Just travel the world for a while 3. Make big trust funds for the kids so they will never have to worry about money like most adults do. |
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1: Huge house on a private island
2: Lots of toys 3: Content for my TGP galleries ![]() |
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i would use it just like toilet paper after making a shit |
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