If you won a BILLION DOLLARS tomorrow, What are the first 3 things you would do?

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  • 187
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    • Jun 2004
    • 493

    #1

    If you won a BILLION DOLLARS tomorrow, What are the first 3 things you would do?



    1) Cadillac
    2) Huge house on a private island
    3) Donate to charities

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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923

    #2
    1: Buy GFY
    2: Ban all the idiots
    3: Invest in mainstream businesses

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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      1. payoff bills
      2. take care of family
      3. see the world with my bride

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      • neewwman
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        • Jan 2002
        • 1737

        #4
        1. Quit my non-webmastering job.
        2. Leave my wife.
        3. Get a high-priced call girl.

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        • 187
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          • Jun 2004
          • 493

          #5
          Originally posted by neewwman
          1. Quit my non-webmastering job.
          2. Leave my wife.
          3. Get a high-priced call girl.
          best one yet
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          • Grapesoda
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2003
            • 46238

            #6
            Originally posted by 187


            1) Cadillac
            2) Huge house on a private island
            3) Donate to charities

            Discuss
            what I didn't spend on beautiful young pussy and beer, I would just waste

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            • SlickRick
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 2849

              #7
              Buy nice house
              take a would vacation
              buy gfy and close it...

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              • FlyingIguana
                aspiring banker
                • Mar 2002
                • 10870

                #8
                contact the oakland a's ownership about buying the team
                get a bloomberg terminal
                rent office space downtown toronto for my new hedge fund and start looking for employees

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                • arial
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 4012

                  #9
                  Disapear and never be seen again, the other two you cannot know.

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                  • Chris
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2003
                    • 27880

                    #10
                    simple

                    1) give my mom half of it sence she raised me

                    2) buy a nice house

                    3) start a main stream biz
                    [email protected]

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                    • beemk
                      CLICK HERE
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 20829

                      #11
                      first thing i would do is hire a secretary to answer my phone and tell anyone calling me asking for handouts to fuck off.

                      then probably a long vacation.

                      then start investing it.
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                      • Za Ha
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 5112

                        #12
                        Put it into my bank account @ 1% annual interest and live with ~ $1,000,000 a month to spend with NO worries

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                        • detoxed
                          vip member
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 17798

                          #13
                          I'd get 5 very good investors and let them each invest $100 mil in order to earn a % on what they make for me. Put the other $500 mil in the bank and spend interest.

                          Thats 2 things, I guess 3rd I would come here and tell all of you to go fuck yourself.

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                          • NaughtyJenn
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                            • Apr 2003
                            • 7355

                            #14
                            make sure my family and aj's family are taken care of
                            buy a house
                            sell short icq's for the rest of my life

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                            • Chris
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2003
                              • 27880

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Za Ha
                              Put it into my bank account @ 1% annual interest and live with ~ $1,000,000 a month to spend with NO worries
                              Good idea aswell

                              iw ant a billion dollars now
                              [email protected]

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                              • FlyingIguana
                                aspiring banker
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 10870

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Za Ha
                                Put it into my bank account @ 1% annual interest and live with ~ $1,000,000 a month to spend with NO worries
                                you can at least invest and get 5% with very little risk. hell, you might as well invest in bonds or prefered stock from the bank if you're gonna trust them with it in a bank account...

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                                • Chris
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 27880

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
                                  make sure my family and aj's family are taken care of
                                  buy a house
                                  sell short icq's for the rest of my life
                                  ypu truely are gfy 4 life.
                                  [email protected]

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                                  • dnsmonster
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 634

                                    #18
                                    1. I would establish a couple of tenders that would benefit the society in general. Issues that come to mind are: alternative fuels, AIDS and cancer and stem cell research.

                                    2. Buy a huge isolated property and establish an experimental society on it.

                                    3. Die feeling that I wasted my life away.
                                    I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

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                                    • Vitasoy
                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 58202

                                      #19
                                      1) buy an island
                                      2) travel
                                      3) invest in real estate


                                      [email protected]

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                                      • nofx
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 16826

                                        #20
                                        1 . travel around the world
                                        2 . build me a nice house and settle down
                                        3 . invest the rest

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                                        • The Truth Hurts
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 15732

                                          #21
                                          1: Pick my fainted ass up off the floor.
                                          2: Pay off all my debt/bills.
                                          3: Catch up on some DVD's.

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                                          • The Heron
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 4496

                                            #22
                                            I'd roll like I always do... cause that's just how I am, a big fucking PIMP.

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                                            • volante
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 2940

                                              #23
                                              1. Wake up.
                                              2. Cry.
                                              3. Go back to sleep.

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                                              • Pornwolf
                                                Drunk and Unruly
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 22712

                                                #24
                                                I dunno but a bunch of friends, exotic locales & top notch whores seems to come to mind.
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                                                • VirtuMike
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                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 2483

                                                  #25
                                                  1. Not tell a soul except my lawyers, accountants, and brokers - and maybe my dad and my best friend.
                                                  2. Move to Hedo.
                                                  3. Send Israel a lot of money and hope it solves some problems.
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                                                  • Shoehorn!
                                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 22872

                                                    #26
                                                    1. Boeing Business Jet
                                                    2. Lamborghini Murchielago
                                                    3. My own island

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                                                    • cjnet
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 281

                                                      #27
                                                      1) my own island
                                                      2) a maid service of 200 fine top notch women that do everything down to changing my boxers
                                                      3) the rest on comps and tech shit ;x

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                                                      • Mike Okitch
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 4126

                                                        #28
                                                        Invest it wisely and make more billions.

                                                        Then buy a small island, something like Japan (or Taiwan if I have to settle for less).
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                                                        • Face (o_0)
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 2617

                                                          #29
                                                          1 come here to shove it in
                                                          2 shove it in all my ex's faces
                                                          3 start buying (lambo and house)

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                                                          • StuartD
                                                            Sofa King Band
                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                            • 29903

                                                            #30
                                                            I used to play make believe when I was a kid too.
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                                                            • VirtuMike
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                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 2483

                                                              #31
                                                              You know, a BBJ would be pretty cool too.
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                                                              • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 1288

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                                I used to play make believe when I was a kid too.
                                                                How's being an adult working out for you?

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                                                                • digifan
                                                                  The Profiler
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 14618

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Bring mom home from the hospital and hireing a dr and three nurses to take care of her 24/7

                                                                  I own a house so would buy a nice castle

                                                                  Invest the rest
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                                                                  • KRL
                                                                    Entrepreneur
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 31429

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I would get it all in cash and then fly over the poorest cities in the world and drop out the 10 Million hundred dollar bills until it was all gone.
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                                                                    • Bendox
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                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 260

                                                                      #35
                                                                      1. Buy a big car
                                                                      2. Buy a helicopter
                                                                      3. buy a island
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                                                                      • Arousal Design
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                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 1358

                                                                        #36
                                                                        i'd be ...

                                                                        1. jealous of bill gates.
                                                                        2. jealous of paul allen.
                                                                        3. jealous of mark cuban (cause he's a billionaire and has a basket ball team).

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                                                                        • evl4fun
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                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 372

                                                                          #37
                                                                          1: give my close family members a couple mill apiece
                                                                          2: west coast chopper
                                                                          3: buy a life

                                                                          If you spend all day worrying about what happened yesterday.....then tommorow will suck too.

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                                                                          • venturi
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 386

                                                                            #38
                                                                            1) I'd never post on GFY again.
                                                                            2) I'd change my identity to avoid the leeches.
                                                                            3) I'd finish my pilot training, buy a kick ass plane like a Piper Mirage and fly to the Caymans where I'd buy a little spot there and start up my own charter service - and if no one bought my services I wouldn't care because Mishi and I would be set for life.
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                                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                              • 20306

                                                                              #39
                                                                              1) I'd order a pizza with ALL the toppings.
                                                                              2) Scratch my balls and post on gfy
                                                                              3) Learn to draw well
                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                                              • kowntafit
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 4667

                                                                                #40
                                                                                i) Check that I had really won the money
                                                                                ii) Recheck that I had really won the money
                                                                                iii) I'll worry about it then.

                                                                                This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                                                • Diligent
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                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                  • 1594

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  1. Move somewhere else for a lazy year or so, only to waste energy on fucking.
                                                                                  2. Invest, invest & invest (rock-solid mainstream).
                                                                                  3. Invest again (real estate worldwide).

                                                                                  Last edited by Diligent; 06-23-2004, 03:31 AM.
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                                                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                    • 20306

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Just-Anotha-Mack
                                                                                    1. Move somewhere else for a lazy year or so, only to waste energy on fucking.
                                                                                    2. Invest, invest & invest (rock-solid mainstream).
                                                                                    3. Invest again (real estate worldwide).

                                                                                    Why invest?
                                                                                    You have a billion. It's enough to make more on intrest on banks to live VERY fucking comfortable.. and you have access to the billion in liquid funds. That's enough to live, and do whatever you, your children and their children will ever want to do.

                                                                                    Unless your investments are just a hobby, then I could see the point in it.
                                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                    • Living For Today
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                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 3970

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Try not to tell anyone. Then start popping up around peoples houses in lamborghinis and seeing the priceless look on their faces.

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                                                                                      • Diligent
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                                        • 1594

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                        Why invest?
                                                                                        You have a billion. It's enough to make more on intrest on banks to live VERY fucking comfortable.. and you have access to the billion in liquid funds. That's enough to live, and do whatever you, your children and their children will ever want to do.

                                                                                        Unless your investments are just a hobby, then I could see the point in it.
                                                                                        Good call...

                                                                                        God damn I must have sounded like a greedy fuck

                                                                                        I just started dreaming a bit too much about the whole striking-it-rich thing,
                                                                                        I'd actually be more keen on that way.

                                                                                        Geez, there are places you can get 8% interest and up, on simple SAVING accounts!

                                                                                        THAT'd be the melody!
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                                                                                        • Diligent
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                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 1594

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Living For Today
                                                                                          Try not to tell anyone. Then start popping up around peoples houses in lamborghinis and seeing the priceless look on their faces.
                                                                                          Mohahaha...
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                                                                                          • Maximillion
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                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 795

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            1. Buy MTV
                                                                                            2. Produce my own MTV show
                                                                                            3. Hang out with Jay-Z and bang Mandy Moore

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                                                                                            • SomeCreep
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                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 26118

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I buy shortest ICQ ever

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                                                                                              • misty_dayz
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                                                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                                                • 475

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                1. Buy several homes
                                                                                                2. Just travel the world for a while
                                                                                                3. Make big trust funds for the kids so they will never have to worry about money like most adults do.

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                                                                                                • More Booze
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 5116

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  1: Huge house on a private island
                                                                                                  2: Lots of toys
                                                                                                  3: Content for my TGP galleries

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                                                                                                  • margarita
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by 187


                                                                                                    1) Cadillac
                                                                                                    2) Huge house on a private island
                                                                                                    3) Donate to charities

                                                                                                    Discuss
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