If you won a BILLION DOLLARS tomorrow, What are the first 3 things you would do?
 

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1) Cadillac
2) Huge house on a private island
3) Donate to charities

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1: Buy GFY
2: Ban all the idiots
3: Invest in mainstream businesses

1. payoff bills
2. take care of family
3. see the world with my bride

1. Quit my non-webmastering job.
2. Leave my wife.
3. Get a high-priced call girl.

best one yet:1orglaugh

what I didn't spend on beautiful young pussy and beer, I would just waste

Buy nice house
take a would vacation
buy gfy and close it...

contact the oakland a's ownership about buying the team
get a bloomberg terminal
rent office space downtown toronto for my new hedge fund and start looking for employees

Disapear and never be seen again, the other two you cannot know.

simple

1) give my mom half of it sence she raised me

2) buy a nice house

3) start a main stream biz :)

first thing i would do is hire a secretary to answer my phone and tell anyone calling me asking for handouts to fuck off.

then probably a long vacation.

then start investing it.

Put it into my bank account @ 1% annual interest and live with ~ $1,000,000 a month to spend with NO worries :)

I'd get 5 very good investors and let them each invest $100 mil in order to earn a % on what they make for me. Put the other $500 mil in the bank and spend interest.

Thats 2 things, I guess 3rd I would come here and tell all of you to go fuck yourself.

make sure my family and aj's family are taken care of
buy a house
sell short icq's for the rest of my life

Good idea aswell

iw ant a billion dollars now :(

you can at least invest and get 5% with very little risk. hell, you might as well invest in bonds or prefered stock from the bank if you're gonna trust them with it in a bank account...

ypu truely are gfy 4 life.

1. I would establish a couple of tenders that would benefit the society in general. Issues that come to mind are: alternative fuels, AIDS and cancer and stem cell research.

2. Buy a huge isolated property and establish an experimental society on it.

3. Die feeling that I wasted my life away.

1) buy an island
2) travel
3) invest in real estate

1 . travel around the world
2 . build me a nice house and settle down
3 . invest the rest

1: Pick my fainted ass up off the floor.
2: Pay off all my debt/bills.
3: Catch up on some DVD's.

I'd roll like I always do... cause that's just how I am, a big fucking PIMP.

1. Wake up.
2. Cry.
3. Go back to sleep.

I dunno but a bunch of friends, exotic locales & top notch whores seems to come to mind.

1. Not tell a soul except my lawyers, accountants, and brokers - and maybe my dad and my best friend.
2. Move to Hedo.
3. Send Israel a lot of money and hope it solves some problems.

1. Boeing Business Jet
2. Lamborghini Murchielago
3. My own island

1) my own island
2) a maid service of 200 fine top notch women that do everything down to changing my boxers
3) the rest on comps and tech shit ;x

Invest it wisely and make more billions.

Then buy a small island, something like Japan (or Taiwan if I have to settle for less).

1 come here to shove it in
2 shove it in all my ex's faces :)
3 start buying (lambo and house)

I used to play make believe when I was a kid too.

You know, a BBJ would be pretty cool too.

How's being an adult working out for you?

Bring mom home from the hospital and hireing a dr and three nurses to take care of her 24/7

I own a house so would buy a nice castle

Invest the rest

I would get it all in cash and then fly over the poorest cities in the world and drop out the 10 Million hundred dollar bills until it was all gone.

1. Buy a big car
2. Buy a helicopter
3. buy a island

i'd be ...

1. jealous of bill gates.
2. jealous of paul allen.
3. jealous of mark cuban (cause he's a billionaire and has a basket ball team).

1: give my close family members a couple mill apiece
2: west coast chopper
3: buy a life

1) I'd never post on GFY again.
2) I'd change my identity to avoid the leeches.
3) I'd finish my pilot training, buy a kick ass plane like a Piper Mirage and fly to the Caymans where I'd buy a little spot there and start up my own charter service - and if no one bought my services I wouldn't care because Mishi and I would be set for life.

1) I'd order a pizza with ALL the toppings.
2) Scratch my balls and post on gfy
3) Learn to draw well

i) Check that I had really won the money
ii) Recheck that I had really won the money
iii) I'll worry about it then. :winkwink:

1. Move somewhere else for a lazy year or so, only to waste energy on fucking.
2. Invest, invest & invest (rock-solid mainstream).
3. Invest again (real estate worldwide).

:Graucho

Why invest?
You have a billion. It's enough to make more on intrest on banks to live VERY fucking comfortable.. and you have access to the billion in liquid funds. That's enough to live, and do whatever you, your children and their children will ever want to do. :2 cents:

Unless your investments are just a hobby, then I could see the point in it.

Try not to tell anyone. Then start popping up around peoples houses in lamborghinis and seeing the priceless look on their faces.

Good call... :)

God damn I must have sounded like a greedy fuck :1orglaugh

I just started dreaming a bit too much about the whole striking-it-rich thing,
I'd actually be more keen on that way.

Geez, there are places you can get 8% interest and up, on simple SAVING accounts! :thumbsup

THAT'd be the melody!

Mohahaha... :Graucho

1. Buy MTV
2. Produce my own MTV show
3. Hang out with Jay-Z and bang Mandy Moore

I buy shortest ICQ ever

1. Buy several homes
2. Just travel the world for a while
3. Make big trust funds for the kids so they will never have to worry about money like most adults do.

1: Huge house on a private island
2: Lots of toys
3: Content for my TGP galleries :winkwink:

If I would win THIS piece of paper,
i would use it just like toilet paper after making a shit