Alright men, do you do this????

[punker barbie]

Do you leave the toilet seat up? LOL

[Juicy D. Links]

all the time

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by juicylinks
all the time

hahaha !!!!

[Devils_Child]

I don't, I have a wife that bitches way to much about that one. Now adays i just aim and hope for the best.

[gornyhuy]

Not since about a week after I got married.

[AMADude]

Hell no, I hate that.

[n3in]

I do, probably shouldnt though

[Raf1]

Sometimes...

[porncargo]

allways.

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by punker barbie
Do you leave the toilet seat up? LOL

let me guess...another woman that doesn't look before she sits down?
I'm married to one of them........

[SilverTab]

Guilty....sometimes...

[StuartD]

I live alone... what do you think?

[chemicaleyes]

no

[Phoenix]

i live alone so yeah

[TheDoc]

Originally posted by punker barbie
Do you leave the toilet seat up? LOL

Do you leave the toilet seat DOWN?

What is the difference? One of us has to touch the lid!

[baycouples]

You don't "leave" it up - you "keep" it up - big difference as "leaving" it up assumes that it's its unnatural position and it's not!

It's like asking if you leave a condom on all day long. Toilet seat much like a condom should only be applied when you're actually using it.

[detoxed]

no, just makes the bathroom look dirty for some reason

[punker barbie]

You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by TheDoc
Do you leave the toilet seat DOWN?

What is the difference? One of us has to touch the lid!

babe ther is no need for me to touch the seat other than if its up than down

[James White]

I do sometimes.

[NickPapageorgio]

Not only do I leave it up. But I make sure I wipe a little booger on it before I leave it up.

[TheDoc]

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

What I hate is when I wake up in the middle of the night, stagger into the bathroom to unload and boom... my feet get wet cause the wife left the seat down.

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by punker barbie
Automatically we assume the seat is down,

Root of the problem right there. We guys don't automatically assume the seat is up when WE pee, why would you ladies assume that it is down when YOU pee??





For the record I live alone, but am one of those guys that likes to sit his ass down while taking a leak, so my toilet can be labeled as "Woman-friendly" :D


My bed is woman-friendly as well if anyone's interested.

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by TheDoc
What I hate is when I wake up in the middle of the night, stagger into the bathroom to unload and boom... my feet get wet cause the wife left the seat down.

[kelly]

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

LMAO - that is so true, then you feel all dirty and have to shower and get back into bed wide awake and feeling damp!

[WebTitan]

never leave it UP.

not so must out of curtesy, just hate walking in and looking at the toilet water...pet peeve i guess.

[HEARTBREAKER]

i hate to see our toilet seat up...

[B40]

Unless I'm taking a shit...

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by CDSmith
Root of the problem right there. We guys don't automatically assume the seat is up when WE pee, why would you ladies assume that it is down when YOU pee??





For the record I live alone, but am one of those guys that likes to sit his ass down while taking a leak, so my toilet can be labeled as "Woman-friendly" :D


My bed is woman-friendly as well if anyone's interested.

true that, not going to deny that aspect of the situation like i said we assume......


so your bed is Women friendly is it, thats always a good thing!!!!
*wink wink* xoxo

[StuartD]

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

Imagine going into the washroom and you just wanna do is take a quick piss.
Then later you have to go in to sit on the toilet seat and you can feel droplets on your legs... cause the seat was down earlier when you took a leak.

Or better yet, you're standing there taking a leak... and lean a little too far left or right and suddenly your getting piss splatter on your legs and walls and stuff. Cause you were expecting the seat to be up.

[MaDalton]

Originally posted by punker barbie
Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

the question is: why do you assume that the seat is down when you live with your b/f and he leaves the seat up all the time???

after the first time holding the ass in the water i would always check that.

but it has the advantage that your ass is definitely clean after that

[Mr Pheer]

Sometimes I forget and leave it up. But my wife doesnt bitch, if its up she just puts it down. If its down, I put it up.

Its just a toilet seat, hardly worth arguing over or even mentioning. I dunno why some people have so many problems with it.

[asuna]

learn to pee standing up, or wear a diaper

[TurboAngel]

This has been the topic of a few fight's between Turboface and I, I like the lid put down BEFOR the toilet is flushed.

[Wicked Temptress]

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

Man I hate that! That's why it's good to have two bathrooms.... one for them and one for us. That way we're both happy.

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

imagine THIS
it's the middle of the night and we want to take a quick pee...we get in the bathroom and stand somehwre in the vicinity of the poilet and let her fly...well, sometimes, it splits into two streams and occasionally it'll just spray out more than come out in a solid stream...also imagine standing above the bowl and trying to aim everything into that little hole...

I hate though when my wife gets back in bed and slaps me in the head while I'm sleeping because get got wet-assed again...

well, there's a little lightswitch to the left when she enters the bathroom..it's not hard to flick it on and do a quick surface glance...

[TurboAngel]

This has been the topic of a few fight's between Turboface and I, I like the lid put down BEFOR the toilet is flushed. I don't mind lifting the lid.

[TheDoc]

Originally posted by punker barbie

For the record.. We put the seat and lid down.

Having it up is bad Feng Shui, means you are flushing your money down the toilet

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!

got three sons and a hubby.. been there, the worst part is that the toilet rim has all kinds of piss and what not on it... ugh

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
imagine THIS

I hate though when my wife gets back in bed and slaps me in the head while I'm sleeping because get got wet-assed again...

LOL, thats too funny!!!!

[Fletch XXX]

I will never understand this argument from a woman.

I think women should have it in their mind to make sure to put the seat down.

Why?

Because a sa man I HAVE TO REMEMBER to put lift the lid when I piss, so out of common courtesy a woman should either remember to put the seat down, or learn to squat.

If I have to lift it, you should have to put it down.

Thats my take on it. Its a simple give and take.

*note, i have lived with my girl for over 6 years now.

[Mr Pheer]

I bet if you stick her head in the toilet once or twice, she will stop bitching about it. The toilet seat being up will seem like such a minor thing after that.

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I will never understand this argument from a woman.

I think women should have it in their mind to make sure to put the seat down.

Why?

Because a sa man I HAVE TO REMEMBER to put lift the lid when I piss, so out of common courtesy a woman should either remember to put the seat down, or learn to squat.

If I have to lift it, you should have to put it down.

Thats my take on it. Its a simple give and take.

*note, i have lived with my girl for over 6 years now.

Your right it is a give and take thing....... BUT the seat wouldnt need to be put down if it were ALREADY down!!

[Rob]

Toilets have seats?

Barbie, if your man has a habit of leaving up the toilet seat you have to break him of that habit. It's real simple. Every time he forgets to put the seat back down, "accidently" leave the plunger in the toilet. Imagine his surprise when his colon gets a wicked jab from the ass end (pun intended) of that plunger! And you thought dribbles of piss and cold porchelin was bad!!!! Yikes!

He will not only put down the seat, he'll weld that bitch down! Mark my words! I ALWAYS put the seat down now!

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by MrPheer
I bet if you stick her head in the toilet once or twice, she will stop bitching about it. The toilet seat being up will seem like such a minor thing after that.

LOL your absolutely correct there babe!!!!!

[chAos]

Alright little miss PUNKER BARBIE

Now that you had to go and start this shit ...

For the record we do live together so i am speaking from expeirience here....

#1 you have never once had a wet ass at night cause you never get up...

#2 if your ass was ever wetted by me not putting the toilet seat down then i am sorry and i am sure that you got right back into bed and rubbed it on me anyway (i would never know)

#3 if we are going to start talking about who leaves the seat up and who leaves it down i wanna talk about the fucking toothpaste...... why is it that you CANNOT seem to put the cap on? hmmmm lazy??? do you have any idea what is like to go into the bathroom in the morning and sit there and squeeze the toothpaste halfway out before it stops looking like a rock and paste again huh?? no of course you would not because i use it first everyday ...

So fuck all this toilet seat crap and let's talk about something real here such as your diregard for soft toothpaste... i wanna an explanation of that ... NOW

[StRoGE]

The women should have to decide which they would prefer. Either we can lift the seat up when we piss, or we can leave it down all the time.
One way they have to put the seat back down before they go (heaven forbid!), or the other way they get to sit in piss. Thats my opinion anyway. We arent going to do EVERYTHING for you.

[Ice]

Seat down here

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Toilets have seats?

Barbie, if your man has a habit of leaving up the toilet seat you have to break him of that habit. It's real simple. Every time he forgets to put the seat back down, "accidently" leave the plunger in the toilet. Imagine his surprise when his colon gets a wicked jab from the ass end (pun intended) of that plunger! And you thought dribbles of piss and cold porchelin was bad!!!! Yikes!

He will not only put down the seat, he'll weld that bitch down! Mark my words! I ALWAYS put the seat down now!

hahaha thanx for the wicked kewl advice highonacid!!!!!!

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by punker barbie
Your right it is a give and take thing....... BUT the seat wouldnt need to be put down if it were ALREADY down!!

So you are saying, we as men, have to literally make sure your ass can be sat upon something because you as a female are TOO LAZY to check before you sit?

hmmm, makes a lot of sense.

if youre a woman.