Toilets have seats?
Barbie, if your man has a habit of leaving up the toilet seat you have to break him of that habit. It's real simple. Every time he forgets to put the seat back down, "accidently" leave the plunger in the toilet. Imagine his surprise when his colon gets a wicked jab from the ass end (pun intended) of that plunger! And you thought dribbles of piss and cold porchelin was bad!!!! Yikes!
He will not only put down the seat, he'll weld that bitch down! Mark my words! I ALWAYS put the seat down now!
