Alright little miss PUNKER BARBIE
Now that you had to go and start this shit ...
For the record we do live together so i am speaking from expeirience here....
#1 you have never once had a wet ass at night cause you never get up...
#2 if your ass was ever wetted by me not putting the toilet seat down then i am sorry and i am sure that you got right back into bed and rubbed it on me anyway (i would never know)
#3 if we are going to start talking about who leaves the seat up and who leaves it down i wanna talk about the fucking toothpaste...... why is it that you CANNOT seem to put the cap on? hmmmm lazy??? do you have any idea what is like to go into the bathroom in the morning and sit there and squeeze the toothpaste halfway out before it stops looking like a rock and paste again huh?? no of course you would not because i use it first everyday ...
So fuck all this toilet seat crap and let's talk about something real here such as your diregard for soft toothpaste... i wanna an explanation of that ... NOW
