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Old 04-27-2004, 03:41 PM  
SykkBoy
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Originally posted by punker barbie
You guys are too funny!!!!

im going to be honest on this one, the reason it sucks to be a lady is cause (imagine this)....


You wake up in the middle of the night, all you simply want to do is take a quick piss. Automatically we assume the seat is down, so we do are thing and sit down and next thing ya know ur ASS IS IN THE TOILET!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr The water is cold and its in the middle of the night!! that sucks guys!!!!!
imagine THIS
it's the middle of the night and we want to take a quick pee...we get in the bathroom and stand somehwre in the vicinity of the poilet and let her fly...well, sometimes, it splits into two streams and occasionally it'll just spray out more than come out in a solid stream...also imagine standing above the bowl and trying to aim everything into that little hole...

I hate though when my wife gets back in bed and slaps me in the head while I'm sleeping because get got wet-assed again...

well, there's a little lightswitch to the left when she enters the bathroom..it's not hard to flick it on and do a quick surface glance...
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