Yup this ones gay. Window held open with ice. Ice melted, window shut itself.

LOL - it's 'grammar' :)

ok no funky ones. all get credit.

Back to wozzer the magician.

Wozzer the magician, was carrying three pieces of gold, each weighing one kilogram. While strolling the forest he came to a bridge which posted a sign saying the bridge could hold a maximum of 80 kilograms. Wozzer weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs 3 kilograms. Wozzer read the sign and safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. How did he manage this?

Juggles? I dunno

He made two trips

Yeah, he juggles them. I've heard this one before, too.

SpaceAce

Juggles.... like to see the fucker try though.

and djr, space correct.

yes we all have heard of some before. If you know it answer it, doesnt take me to long to remember more.

If he's a magician he should have been able to make them float through the air :)

What word from group B. belongs to group A and why?

A. Front, Ski, Melon, Fall
B. Road, Tire, Tower, Cliff

Yeah.... back to Hogwarts for that tosser :)

tower...can add water in front of all those words.

Tower.

Water front, water ski, watermelon and water tower.

SpaceAce

correct stevet and space.

I'm impressed!

Jane is afriad of monsters hiding uner her bed. She ussually runs from her bedroom door and leaps onto her bed so the monster's can't get her. Even though jane's bed is twelve feet from the door, she manages to switch off her light and jump into bed before her room is dark. Since jane doesn't use any device to flip the switch, how can she do this?

No one said the light switch is by the door. Maybe it's a lamp at her bedside.

Edit: Or she goes to bed while it is still light out.

SpaceAce

She goes to bed while it's still light

its still light out

still daylight.

it still daytime

Still light.. so the monsters are still asleep :)

comp and stevet correct. added brizzad and shadow.

tossing in easy ones on occassion.

I guess I edited my post too late.

SpaceAce

Looks like great minds think alike - or many hands make light work :)

brizard :1orglaugh

where am i?

Going making a pot of cafeine :)

minor math.

a worm is at the bottom of a forty meter hole. It can crawl upwards at the rate of four meters in one day, but at night, it slips back three meters. At this rate, how long will it take the worm to crawl out of the hole?

40 days

Oh, well. Have fun, guys. Too many of us have all read the same riddles and it's only fun when only one person knows the answer :)

SpaceAce

37 Days
[I remember getting asked this in school 10 years ago.. had me baffled for ages]

36 days ?

correct

i love your sig, shadow

is she a midget?

Im done too. Have fun fuckers!

Well when I can know for sure who doesnt know what I sure in the hell will not be wasting my time posting here.

See ya spaceace. Im racking my brain for more of em, need more caffine.

I want to know what she's saying :)