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freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab


what's with the 1% ??? he's right 99% of the time...so 1% of the time, game won't start at 0-0?? hehe well I guess you have the correct answer ;)

99% at least.

Yes sometimes games are called off.

SilverTab 08-13-2003 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
99%...*at least* :)
Damn..I should read more carefully! Most of those riddles are word trick hehe.. :winkwink:

completetosser 08-13-2003 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent


The sand island roland, and rolland landed on was empty.

Not what I was thinking of - just the three letter word 'and' five times in a row please :)

stevet 08-13-2003 09:29 PM

And and and and and.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:29 PM

A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible.

SpaceAce 08-13-2003 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible.
She was performing the ceremonies?

SpaceAce

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce


She was performing the ceremonies?

SpaceAce

correct she was a minister.

SilverTab 08-13-2003 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible.
Mormon! Or islamic... :winkwink:

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:32 PM

Can your translate the following into a sentance?

100204180

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:33 PM

dedicated to you leet people.

stevet 08-13-2003 09:34 PM

I ought naught to owe for I ate nothing.

completetosser 08-13-2003 09:34 PM

Yes, if you're a prisoner :)

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 09:35 PM

I Ought Not to Owe, For I Ate Nothing

completetosser 08-13-2003 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by stevet
I ought naught to owe for I ate nothing.
LOL at your location - it's a bit like that round here

stevet 08-13-2003 09:37 PM

Sometimes I think the border is 20 miles north of here.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:37 PM

stevet and djr correct.

completetosser 08-13-2003 09:39 PM

Want me to post the answer to the five 'and's ?

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:40 PM

(if you use this one and get your ass kicked I have no responsibility)

If someone said to you. "I will bet you $1 that is you give me $2. I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to take?

Explain.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
Want me to post the answer to the five 'and's ?
Mine was a correct sentance. Go for it though.

SpaceAce 08-13-2003 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
(if you use this one and get your ass kicked I have no responsibility)

If someone said to you. "I will bet you $1 that is you give me $2. I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to take?

Explain.

Heh, heh, no. If you give him two bucks, he can just say, "I lose," and give you one dollar back. He comes out ahead $1.

SpaceAce

completetosser 08-13-2003 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
(if you use this one and get your ass kicked I have no responsibility)

If someone said to you. "I will bet you $1 that is you give me $2. I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to take?

Explain.

should that say *if* you give me $2?

SilverTab 08-13-2003 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
(if you use this one and get your ass kicked I have no responsibility)

If someone said to you. "I will bet you $1 that is you give me $2. I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to take?

Explain.

Not sure what you mean but I guess no...cause if you win you'll only make a buck and if he wins he'll make two.. LOL

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 09:43 PM

No because somehow you'd end up with $1... when I figure out why.

stevet 08-13-2003 09:43 PM

No. The other person could take your $2 and say they lost. Theyd have to give you $1

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce


Heh, heh, no. If you give him two bucks, he can just say, "I lose," and give you one dollar back. He comes out ahead $1.

SpaceAce

correct - add djr and stevet

completetosser 08-13-2003 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent


Mine was a correct sentance. Go for it though.

Wasn't 5 consecutive three letter ands though was it? :)
Anyway - it's a pub sign for the Pig and Whistle. It had to be repainted so that there was the same spacing between pig and and and and and whistle.

There's a similar one where you can use the word 'had' 11 times in a row, but I can't remember it.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:49 PM

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the famer to she how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has excatly 12 boughs and each bough has excactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

stevet 08-13-2003 09:50 PM

Its a pear tree. None.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:51 PM

correct- stevet

SilverTab 08-13-2003 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the famer to she how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has excatly 12 boughs and each bough has excactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
Wait...it's a pear tree! so I guess he won't have any plums!

SpaceAce 08-13-2003 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the famer to she how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has excatly 12 boughs and each bough has excactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
Zero considering plums don't grow on pear trees.

SpaceAce

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 09:51 PM

LOL... Plums don't grown on Pear trees.

SilverTab 08-13-2003 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser

Wasn't 5 consecutive three letter ands though was it? :)
Anyway - it's a pub sign for the Pig and Whistle. It had to be repainted so that there was the same spacing between pig and and and and and whistle.

There's a similar one where you can use the word 'had' 11 times in a row, but I can't remember it.

I like this one! :thumbsup

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 09:58 PM

Murder mystery time. Get your theory caps on for this murder.

A man was found assassinated in his 51st floor hotel room which had been locked from within by the dead bolt. He was slouched in a chair in front of one of the windows in the room. The carpet below the window drapes was damp. The only sound in the room was the steady drone of the air conditioner. A bullet had entered the back of his head and was lodged in the base of his skull. It was determined he was shot and killed exactly where he sat, and that the bullet had been fired from well over 150 feet away. The man had been dead for several hours. Since the windows were closed and the glass unbroken, plus there were no bullet entry holes anywhere in the room aside from the one in the body. How was the assassinastion carried out?

stevet 08-13-2003 10:00 PM

Ahhh, this one :thumbsup

completetosser 08-13-2003 10:01 PM

Lee Harvey Oswald? :)

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 10:01 PM

had to fix a few grammer mistakes.

stevet 08-13-2003 10:01 PM

Ive heard this. Should I answer or wait?

SpaceAce 08-13-2003 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Murder mystery time. Get your theory caps on for this murder.

A man was found assassinated in his 51st floor hotel room which had been locked from within by the dead bolt. He was slouched in a chair in front of one of the windows in the room. The carpet below the window drapes was damp. The only sound in the room was the steady drone of the air conditioner. A bullet had entered the back of his head and was lodged in the base of his skull. It was determined he was shot and killed exactly where he sat, and that the bullet had been fired from well over 150 feet away. The man had been dead for several hours. Since the windows were closed and the glass unbroken, plus there were no bullet entry holes anywhere in the room aside from the one in the body. How was the assassinastion carried out?

I've heard one similar to this. The window was propped open with ice.

I don't like this kind of "riddle" because it's really farfetched and silly.

SpaceAce

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 10:02 PM

The window was open at the time of the assassination, but blew closed afterwards with the wind or something like that.


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