Free sex to the one who came in second...he might be the loser but the other one won't get laid....sounds fair! :Graucho

The cheese shop guys say "We haven't much call for it around here." That routine is one of my favorites, right up there with "Michalangelo and the Pope" (but you need to see the one with Eric Idle as Michaelangelo and John Cleese as the Pope).

SpaceAce

Have more then 2 horsemen compete in the race.

This is something to do with picking the horse I think - but I don't know what. Either that or a gangbang :)

Jackoff as quickly as possible?

This one is a classic. In the interest of fairness, I will abstain from answering :)

SpaceAce

Fucking an animal named second.

You're on the right track :)

SpaceAce

Nah we shall pretend she is a virgin, will remain one until she is wed, and wants one of them to win so she can get wed.

Fuck it, I lied. I want to see another riddle, so:

She suggested that each man ride the other man's horse.

SpaceAce

Fuckin clever! :glugglug

300 riddles!

This is a dead parrot!

Spaceace go for it, need someone to knock a certain guy down some wins :Graucho

correct spaceace.

'es pinin' for the fjords!

SpaceAce

It's like the father who left his estate to his two sons...to make sure it was divided fairly, one had to split it up, and the other choose which half he wanted

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or polotics, agree is between heaven and earth?

atmosphere?

He's pushing up the daisies :)

Einstein's riddle is the coolest..(dunno if someone posted it yet, didn't browse the whole 6 pages)

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain type of pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same beverage.

The question is: "Who owns the fish?"

Hints:
The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house's owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water

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It is said that only 2% of the population can solve this riddle...I call bullshit...it's not even hard to solve it...you just have to play with a shitloads of small piece of paper for a while and you'll find it...took me about an hour to figure it out..and I really don't think i'm in the 2% smartest people around LOL...well..maybe! :Graucho

life?? ! just guessing :glugglug

The way it's written, the word "and" is between heaven and earth. Not sure if that's what you're looking for, though.

SpaceAce

the word And.

Nah :)

and

correct and spaceace also

I think Einstein himself might have said that. He may have been referring to doing it in your head, though, because with some paper and a bit of time, it's not all that tough.

SpaceAce

My dear late wife used to love that kind of logic problem - I've never had enough patience myself

Wozzer the magician, claims he can tell the score of any football game before it even starts. Many think he is psychic or something. How is it that he can be accurate abut the score 99 percent of the time at least?

If someone can do it in it's head...yeah I guess he's definitly a genius LOL...but when I said I did it with pieces of paper, I didn't just take guesses and assume where they were and went from there...I did it using all the clues...only one statement will be useful with the info you gather with each statement..it is kinda hard...briently written riddle anyway!

By predicting that it <B>won't</B> be a tie?

By predicting that the score <B>won't</B> be 99 to 5?

Bah, those are weak answers. I will have to think a bit more on this.

SpaceAce

I don't know...but he should bet on games he'd make a shitload of money! :)

Also...I wanna know the trick! :Graucho
But just wondering, do you mean the exact score? (like 42-21) or just who will win the game?

Can anyone give me a sentence (that makes sense) with the word 'and' used 5 consecutive times ? ie and and and and and

the score is 0-0 before it starts

Because the score is always nil-nil (0-0) at the beginning of game.

Argh, I had just figured it out and was about to post :) Good work.

SpaceAce

what's with the 1% ??? he's right 99% of the time...so 1% of the time, game won't start at 0-0?? hehe well I guess you have the correct answer ;)

The sand island roland, and rolland landed on was empty.

Comp. djr, space all correct.

99%...*at least* :)