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Tala 08-13-2003 06:38 PM
sorry. Roommate came in with a kitten she almost ran over, maybe 8 ws old and so sweet. Gotta find him a home.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 06:39 PM
How would you rearrange the letters in the words new door to make one word?

*Please note there is only one correct answer.

completetosser 08-13-2003 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by KRosh
The Defence Planning Committee of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization met in Ministerial Session in Brussels.


and at that moment the time could be written 12345678

it was 12:34 AM
Good job it wasn't in England or that answer would not be correct

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 06:41 PM
one word....

completetosser 08-13-2003 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
one word....
good grief.........................................

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 06:43 PM
DJRCyberAVS

correct, damn boy your on it.

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by freeadultcontent
DJRCyberAVS

correct, damn boy your on it.
;) Ai!

completetosser 08-13-2003 06:44 PM
I bet you do pub quizzes :)

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by completetosser
I bet you do pub quizzes :)
Sometimes :) Been a few years since a decent cash win though.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 06:50 PM
While reading a story of an axe murderer. Jane fell asleep and dreamt she was being chased through the some apartments and the murderer caught her and swung the axe. Just as the murderers axe was swung, jane ran into a room, shut the door and touched her neck to awaken her. The shock was so great she died instantly.

Is there anything wrong with this story? (typos, punctuation, and grammer do not count).

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:04 PM
You can't die of shock in a dream?

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by completetosser
You can't die of shock in a dream?
Very close, but not exactly.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by freeadultcontent
While reading a story of an axe murderer. Jane fell asleep and dreamt she was being chased through the some apartments and the murderer caught her and swung the axe. Just as the murderers axe was swung, jane ran into a room, shut the door and touched her neck to awaken her. The shock was so great she died instantly.

Is there anything wrong with this story? (typos, punctuation, and grammer do not count).
Reposted for page 2.

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:09 PM
If she was dreaming, she wouldn't need to touch herself to wake up because she wasn't asleep - if you see what I mean

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:10 PM
LOL.... Yes, she's not dead otherwise she couldn't tell you what she'd been dreaming ;)

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:11 PM
DJRCyberAVS correct again./ close enough.


Actually Jane died in her sleep, there is no way of knowing what she was dreaming.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:12 PM
kinda blew the gun on that answer, so will credit both of you.

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:13 PM
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tala 08-13-2003 07:13 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:14 PM
Very simple one.

Dick has two coins which total 35 cents. Since one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by KRosh
To ensure a tightly sealed fit. Additionally, the manufacture of circular manhole covers is easier and more accurate than the manufacture of covers of any other shape. Lastly, round manhole covers, once removed, require less lifting and less manpower, as their shape allows them to be rolled.
The other reason a manhole cover is round is because the manhole is round. :Graucho

Tala 08-13-2003 07:15 PM
one is a dime, the other is a quarter.

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tala
one is a dime, the other is a quarter.
You type too fast.

Edit:

Now sit in MY lap.

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:15 PM
Beat me to it

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:16 PM
Typical - the only one I got :)

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:17 PM
stocktrader23, Tala, completetosser

correct all count since I did not give correct post yet.

Tala 08-13-2003 07:17 PM
:glugglug

No lap-sitting for you. :p

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:17 PM
Nother quick simple one.

How far can a wolf run into the woods?

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tala
:glugglug

No lap-sitting for you. :p
Bah! No nipple tweaking for you then.

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:18 PM
Ah... not well up on US loose change ;)

Tala 08-13-2003 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Nother quick simple one.

How far can a wolf run into the woods?
Halfway. After that, he's running OUT of the woods.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:19 PM
tala correct.

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:19 PM
halfway otherwise it's running out of the woods ;)

Tala 08-13-2003 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23


Bah! No nipple tweaking for you then.
( . )Y( . )

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Ah... not well up on US loose change ;)
I've lived here for two years now and I'm still getting used to it -sometimes I try and slip the odd 5p in :)

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:21 PM
btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.

Next:

It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by completetosser

I've lived here for two years now and I'm still getting used to it -sometimes I try and slip the odd 5p in :)
LOL I hate small change.... fucks your pockets up.

Tala 08-13-2003 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by freeadultcontent
btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.

Next:

It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?
Abdul is a camel. They can survive up to two weeks without water, storing their water in their humps.

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:23 PM
he's a camel

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by freeadultcontent
btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.

Next:

It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?

He pulled a Kayla. :1orglaugh


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