you're too tricky ;)

its true.

cause it's one hundred one 101 not one hundred and one, meaning one thousand is the first whole number.

I agree, it's just an interesting fact I never heard of before :)

Wouldn't it of been ironic if that was my 1000'th post? :)

There are 4 men who "Have" to cross a log bridge "Right Now" !!!

They all begin on the SAME side.

You have 17 minutes to get all of them across to the OTHER side.
They all must be together on the OTHER side of the log bridge at the end of the 17 minutes.

It is night. There is ONE flashlight. A maximum of 2 people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, Must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be WALKED back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each man walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the SLOWER man's pace.

Man 1 - 1 minute to cross
Man 2 - 2 minutes to cross
Man 3 - 5 minutes to cross
Man 4 - 10 minutes to cross

LOL.. coming next.

I left that just for you hoping you would get it. damn.

*cries*

I cleaned out my shed, dragging things out and filling boxes with crap I had collected. While doing so I pulled out a bucket tthat weighed 52 ounces. I put somethings into the bucket and it weighed less. What?

Helium ballons tied to the bucket?

the shed weighed less?

that one just doesn't make sense.

AH re-read it... Holes.

:1orglaugh no...

This is a big sig thread for some.

no the bucket.

except my typo yes it does when ya get the answer.

ok got it.

but you took the bucket out of the shed so it would weigh less :Graucho

Can ya be a bit more clear here?

I put holes in the bucket, pretty clear.

Ah, gotcha.

Gotcha, gotcha..

At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."


What color suit is each man wearing?


No ones answering mine LOL

trying to make it so google people have hard time.

btw I saw that 1000 project shadow. nice delete.

green

Mr. Red is wearing the green suit, Mr. Blue is wearing the red suit, and Mr. Green is wearing the blue suit.

I got it right?

Thanks ^-^

green??

Just popped back in (Americans never 'pop' anywhere BTW ) to say - that's bollocks. We say one hundred and one. When did you ever hear a darts commentator say 'one hundred eighty'?It's 'one hundred AND eighty'.

And on that slightly controversial note - I'm really going to bed this time :)

Question: How does one find out how many times they've posted in a thread? I know there's a way to get the listing of who's posted how many times, but I don't know how to do that.

Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution. There are five requirements someone must meet to become president.
The candidate: must be at least 35 yrs. old. Must be a citizen of the US. Must have lived in the US for at bare minimum 14 years. And must have been born in the us.

what is the last one?

Yeah, some these questions are a bit odd because of the different phrasing. :1orglaugh

Take it easy mate, catch you laters :)

correct..

First one can't be Mr Blue since his suit is blue...can't be Mr Red cause he's the one answering...so it can only be Mr Green, with the blue suit...rest is deduction...

actually that one required no re-phrasing I was doing it for project shadows post count.

Can't have had a legal conviction, been charged with Perjury or something?

they have to be 35, toots...

the president must be alive.

umm not sure. maybe that is a good question :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

No not your phrasing, ours. From US/English to UK/English. ;)