Staying on the cutting edge: (My annual rant) - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 06:55 PM

Headless and pornjester have permission to reprint/republish in any way they see fit. Anyone else, please contact me first.

Being as this is coming from a primarily designer's perspective, it may be somewhat skewed in that direction, however base principles still apply regardless of specific field and I will attempt to refrain from bias as much as possible.

And here we are. It's 2003 dead center. Whether you're new or carry a veteran badge, unless you're in a cave you are starting to know that the dynamic is changing more rapidly than ever before. What am I talking about?

I'm talking about the marketing dynamic and your overall business approach. You better be learning to adapt faster than ever before because things have changed. Used to be it took a year or two for major shifts in marketing strategy to occur. Now it's happening in a matter of months, sometimes weeks. What worked last January probably isn't working now. The surfers aren't necessarily getting smarter as much as they're becoming numb. The inundation of reality tv crossing over to reality Internet is bombarding the end user with more scenarios and information than ever before. And if you don't have your thumb on it TODAY, you're yesterday's news.

The Age of Innovation has been reborn. Yes we all copy, yes we all immitate. But the gravy train is over folks. You need to find a new well of ideas and fast. He who hesitates is lost. And as you know, there's very little room for second place in this biz, and virtually no room for 5th or 6th place. Attack while it's fresh.

If you're afraid of failure, you've already failed. There are risks involved. New ideas never come with a guarantee, so dismiss what the encyclopedia salesman promised you. You have to step to the edge, look down, and raise your finger in defiance. This is the only path worthy of taking. There are other paths, but they generally fall to the mediocre. And the mediocre are always whining about "their best". "I did my best..."

Fuck your best. In this game, you win or you lose or you manage to barely get by while on your way to the losers tent to share in the grape KoolAid Sulk Fest.

Refine your thought patterns folks. The time was last week. There's only room for so many on the cutting edge. If you wanna be there, you gotta fucking earn it.

AMp

Spunky · 06-27-2003, 06:56 PM

Amen

detoxed · 06-27-2003, 06:57 PM

awaits lil2rich4u2's intelligent reply

LadyMischief · 06-27-2003, 07:06 PM

You inspired me to do something I was holding off on Amp

I'll let you know how it goes ;)

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You inspired me to do something I was holding off on Amp I'll let you know how it goes ;)

I'm a virtual well of inspiration honey...

candyflip · 06-27-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
awaits lil2rich4u2's intelligent reply

Here...I'll do it for him:

katman · 06-27-2003, 07:13 PM

Boy have you got that right. Talk about numb...Every girl is a tight virgin teeny that we've got exclusive rights to. Haha.

As a matter-of-fact, you may just have inspired me to start something I've been thinking about too. I was waiting for that "saturation" point where no one is paying attention to the mainstream any longer, and I believe you're right-it's here.

AM Jeff · 06-27-2003, 07:59 PM

my nipples are hard.

Captain Obvious · 06-27-2003, 08:06 PM

you're on the cutting edge of washed up homo

Rich J. · 06-27-2003, 08:06 PM

You forgot the part about the sunscreen... "Everybodies free"

Actually that was very well said my friend.

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Obvious
you're on the cutting edge of washed up homo

nice intelligent response from the peanut gallery.

RedShoe · 06-27-2003, 08:41 PM

Oh great, now I'm a failure.

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
Oh great, now I'm a failure.

fear nothing grasshopper..... grab life by the fucking cahones and squeeze bruddah

Ketadream · 06-27-2003, 08:44 PM

A++ Rant Amp..

Bobby Vicious · 06-27-2003, 08:51 PM

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The inundation of reality tv crossing over to reality Internet is bombarding the end user with more scenarios and information than ever before. And if you don't have your thumb on it TODAY, you're yesterday's news.

So you are insinuating that the typical B/G porn scenes are history. I'll have to disagree here Amp, not that you'd give a fuck but I believe the reality porn on the internet is just a fad, basically its such poor quality and unbelievable bullshit that surfers will eventually return to the basics. They want QUALITY. Hot looking chicks getting off. It has always work and will always work.

dropped9 · 06-27-2003, 08:55 PM

Thank you Amp... It is going up on weboverdrive.com as we speak.

This was why I always wanted you to write for us. Yes you might talk the shit, bring the rukas with your own headless style, but there is more substance up in that ol jug of yours then most gfy's.

And for anyone who says I am kissing ass... Go FUCK yourself now instead of later!

Dude... You should write more often....

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by Bobby Vicious

So you are insinuating that the typical B/G porn scenes are history. I'll have to disagree here Amp, not that you'd give a fuck but I believe the reality porn on the internet is just a fad, basically its such poor quality and unbelievable bullshit that surfers will eventually return to the basics. They want QUALITY. Hot looking chicks getting off. It has always work and will always work.

mmmm...... not entirely. I mean, in the end it all comes down to some form of porn or other stimulation. The presentation, or "ad" or "commercial", which is your outside site, is the ultimate debate. How you sell your product is the final point. The product isn't changing much.... sure there's weird shit... farting, shitting, pissing, whatever.... the base product is carved. The wrapper is the dynamic.

The "reality" wrapper may be a fad (and I agree with that.... everything is a fad to some degree)... but that IS your market. You sell what's hot, WHILE it's hot. If you're not doing that, you're not in the game. You can look at long term all you want, but if you're not selling TODAY.... you're not selling today.

Mr.Fiction · 06-27-2003, 09:02 PM

Nothing ever changes, nothing ever stays the same.

Someone bump this thread is a year, you'll see I'm right.

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Nothing ever changes, nothing ever stays the same.

Someone bump this thread is a year, you'll see I'm right.

very true..... but you can't deny that the speed is increasing.

dropped9 · 06-27-2003, 09:06 PM

And it's up...

http://www.weboverdrive.com/modules/...php?storyid=30

Honeyslut · 06-27-2003, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nice intelligent response from the peanut gallery.

LOL

Ketadream · 06-27-2003, 09:11 PM

Announcing my new reality site...

"The Bang Unicycle"

We cruise down the streets of miami (with my camera man on a skateboard following me) and we pick up chicks and have sex with them while attempting to ride a unicycle...

Fox TV says..

"Combining the best of a circus and the bang bus, The Bang Unicycle gives the viewers a ride and a rise they will never forget"

In a similar story Porn Mogul Ketadream was sued today by a disgrunteled x-model who was forced to preform sexual acts while ballancing on a unicycle... Her law suit includes damages incurred after a fall and the mental anguish of landing on a clown

Dont ask me where the hell I came up with this...

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by Headless
Thank you Amp... It is going up on weboverdrive.com as we speak.

This was why I always wanted you to write for us. Yes you might talk the shit, bring the rukas with your own headless style, but there is more substance up in that ol jug of yours then most gfy's.

And for anyone who says I am kissing ass... Go FUCK yourself now instead of later!

Dude... You should write more often....

man, I really wish I could.... I'll never forget how I let you down on that. But I can only do this stuff when the mood strikes me.... most of the time nobody listens and the rest of the time they don't even try to understand... I feel, for the most part, we work in an industry infested with people looking for a quick buck anywhere they can score it. No one is interested in doing their job WELL anymore.... or at least very few. Integrity is an unknown urban legend. Honesty? LOL..... yeah right.

So I gave up ranting like this on a regular basis..... I get better results smacking myself in the forehead with a ballpeen hammer. But when the mood strikes me, it's usually gold. Doesn't happen often, but it still happens. People like Captain Dumbass up there tend to kill inspiration though. Makes me ask myself, why bother.

Anyhow.... you always got first dibs on anything I DO write bro.... that's the least I can do for you since I bailed on the assignment way back.

Bobby Vicious · 06-27-2003, 09:15 PM

Quote:

The "reality" wrapper may be a fad (and I agree with that.... everything is a fad to some degree)... but that IS your market. You sell what's hot, WHILE it's hot. If you're not doing that, you're not in the game. You can look at long term all you want, but if you're not selling TODAY.... you're not selling today.

Point taken...... but there are exceptions, and I don't think I have to go into detail. The wrapper/ presentation, baby you hit the nail on the fucking head. Quality, value, something unique, convince the surfer that he needs your product, and deliver. Accomplish this and it'll be hard not to make bank.

Snake Doctor · 06-27-2003, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Thank you Amp... It is going up on weboverdrive.com as we speak.

This was why I always wanted you to write for us. Yes you might talk the shit, bring the rukas with your own headless style, but there is more substance up in that ol jug of yours then most gfy's.

And for anyone who says I am kissing ass... Go FUCK yourself now instead of later!

Dude... You should write more often....

Ass kisser

Captain Obvious · 06-27-2003, 09:18 PM

being on the cutting edge supposedly allows you to fuck fat, ugly chicks

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Obvious
being on the cutting edge supposedly allows you to fuck fat, ugly chicks

you DO realize that eventually I will match up your IP with your regular user name.... and when I do, I will make a spectacle of you in fine fashion.

Daen · 06-27-2003, 09:23 PM

The idea of innovation also applies to diatribes such as this, what Amp has stated here is merely the unimaginative obvious. It could be applied to any business since the start of time and could have been written at any moment in that timeline.

Amp implies that business models need to alter at the speed of thought in order to survive the Internet marketing paradigm, but in case you have not noticed there is no Internet marketing paradigm. Unlike bricks and mortar businesses that have thousands of years of axiomatic practice to draw marketing strategies from the Internet is still the wild Wild West. Why is it that the planets most successful marketing machines , Sony for example, are seemingly terrified of the Internet, and until very recently did not even sell there own products online, now that they do what is it they offer, an off the shelf shopping cart.

So I would suggest not taking Amp?s epiphany at its word but instead keep an eye on the bottom line because it is your pocket book that will ultimately give you your very own set of Internet marketing axioms.

Captain Obvious · 06-27-2003, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

you DO realize that eventually I will match up your IP with your regular user name.... and when I do, I will make a spectacle of you in fine fashion.

go get'em tiger

P-K · 06-27-2003, 09:27 PM

I'm on the cutting edge of mastering the art of bukakki with your ugly girl

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
The idea of innovation also applies to diatribes such as this, what Amp has stated here is merely the unimaginative obvious. It could be applied to any business since the start of time and could have been written at any moment in that timeline.

Amp implies that business models need to alter at the speed of thought in order to survive the Internet marketing paradigm, but in case you have not noticed there is no Internet marketing paradigm. Unlike bricks and mortar businesses that have thousands of years of axiomatic practice to draw marketing strategies from the Internet is still the wild Wild West. Why is it that the planets most successful marketing machines , Sony for example, are seemingly terrified of the Internet, and until very recently did not even sell there own products online, now that they do what is it they offer, an off the shelf shopping cart.

So I would suggest not taking Amp?s epiphany at its word but instead keep an eye on the bottom line because it is your pocket book that will ultimately give you your very own set of Internet marketing axioms.

ummm.... yes, and yet, no.

Let's break it down.

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
The idea of innovation also applies to diatribes such as this, what Amp has stated here is merely the unimaginative obvious. It could be applied to any business since the start of time and could have been written at any moment in that timeline.

Yes. It should be obvious. Even painfully obvious. I didn't write this for those that relate to the obvious. I wrote it for those that don't. To be cliche, "Common sense isn't all that common."

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
Amp implies that business models need to alter at the speed of thought in order to survive the Internet marketing paradigm, but in case you have not noticed there is no Internet marketing paradigm. Unlike bricks and mortar businesses that have thousands of years of axiomatic practice to draw marketing strategies from the Internet is still the wild Wild West. Why is it that the planets most successful marketing machines , Sony for example, are seemingly terrified of the Internet, and until very recently did not even sell there own products online, now that they do what is it they offer, an off the shelf shopping cart.

Interesting.... yet flawed. You compare the environment of online porn to the environment of Sony.... a mainstream (non-adult) company, largely centered around tangible consumer goods. Hardly a valid comparison I should think. The strategy Sony uses to market their products is in no way comparable to marketing virtual adult material.

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
So I would suggest not taking Amp?s epiphany at its word but instead keep an eye on the bottom line because it is your pocket book that will ultimately give you your very own set of Internet marketing axioms.

I never claimed to be preaching the gospel.... and you're correct in the fact that the bottom line is the final measure. But I think you're overlooking an extremely vast amount of factors between here and there.

dropped9 · 06-27-2003, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by Lenny2

Ass kisser

Refer to my first post, then

BlackCrayon · 06-27-2003, 09:35 PM

innovation can go both ways, it can benefit you and the industry, or it can damage it. all depends on the idea in my opinion. ie: traffic trading scripts. i noticed once everyone and their dog started using these in their free sites, conversions dropped dramatically and haven't been the same since. of course conversions seem to drop every year but man, those scripts make for some shitty traffic if you ask me.

anyhow, my little rant aside, new ideas are always needed and yes we all must be able to adapt in order to stay profitable, however sometimes new ideas are all about money today, and not focusing enough on tomorrow.

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by P-K
I'm on the cutting edge of mastering the art of bukakki with your ugly girl

ya know, dipshits like you are so fucking pathetic, it boggles my mind that I even bother to respond to you.....

is your own life so goddamned sad and worthless that you feel compelled to make ridiculous comments like this in a desperate attempt to make yourself "feel" better?

how truly miserable it must be when you lay your head down at night... and even worse when you wake up and nothing has changed.

dropped9 · 06-27-2003, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
often, but it still happens. People like Captain Dumbass up there tend to kill inspiration though. Makes me ask myself, why bother.

Anyhow.... you always got first dibs on anything I DO write bro.... that's the least I can do for you since I bailed on the assignment way back.

Dude ppl like captin whatever are fun people. You can use them to relieve "stress"..... Trust me... That is one reason why I enjoy GFY. It's my water cooler... You know how many times I have come here and just laughed my ass off at the stupidity? TONS!

On the article thing.... No worries bro.. Shit happens and I have had many a people flake on me ever since the n..e.t.p.o.n.d.. Chronicles...

Daen · 06-27-2003, 09:40 PM

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Interesting.... yet flawed. You compare the environment of online porn to the environment of Sony.... a mainstream (non-adult) company, largely centered around tangible consumer goods. Hardly a valid comparison I should think. The strategy Sony uses to market their products is in no way comparable to marketing virtual adult material.

I was not referring to the nature of the goods on offer I was referring to the fact that one of the most powerful marketing machines to date is unsure of the Internet.

Amputate Your Head · 06-27-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Daen

I was not referring to the nature of the goods on offer I was referring to the fact that one of the most powerful marketing machines to date is unsure of the Internet.

yes, fine.... but the strategy is not comparable. Sony's interest is not focused on the Internet. It focused on retail. You, as an online pornographer do not have that luxury. You can't just ignore or take your time contemplating the value of the Internet. The Internet IS your business. You're not gonna sell your MILF site in Circuit Fucking City. And this is why I say your comparison is flawed severely. My rant is not about your brick and mortar mainstream business plans.... it's about US. This is not a fucking business class on how to get a business license and start your own t-shirt store. It's about competing in todays virtual porn market....

and apparently, it was fully lost on you. Welcome to the back seat.

Snake Doctor · 06-27-2003, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless

Refer to my first post, then

I will, now AND later, just for you sweetie

dropped9 · 06-27-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Lenny2

I will, now AND later, just for you sweetie

Make sure you use ky butterball...

Snake Doctor · 06-27-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Headless

Make sure you use ky butterball...

KY butterball? Is that a new turkey flavored KY or something?

dropped9 · 06-27-2003, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by Lenny2

KY butterball? Is that a new turkey flavored KY or something?

Ask your local grocer......... He might help you sample the goods.......

Kevin2 · 06-27-2003, 10:34 PM

Amputate Your Head this ia a good post and Ignore the assholes who are making stupid remarks

Raven · 06-27-2003, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I'm a virtual well of inspiration honey...

Yes. You are.

Spunky · 06-27-2003, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yes, fine.... but the strategy is not comparable. Sony's interest is not focused on the Internet. It focused on retail. You, as an online pornographer do not have that luxury. You can't just ignore or take your time contemplating the value of the Internet. The Internet IS your business. You're not gonna sell your MILF site in Circuit Fucking City. And this is why I say your comparison is flawed severely. My rant is not about your brick and mortar mainstream business plans.... it's about US. This is not a fucking business class on how to get a business license and start your own t-shirt store. It's about competing in todays virtual porn market....

and apparently, it was fully lost on you. Welcome to the back seat.

Well aren't you the cats pajamas

Snake Doctor · 06-27-2003, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kevin2
Amputate Your Head this ia a good post and Ignore the assholes who are making stupid remarks

Assholes making stupid remarks?

On GFY???

I've never heard of such a thing

Snake Doctor · 06-27-2003, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless

Ask your local grocer......... He might help you sample the goods.......

I asked him, he told me they sold the last of it to this guy

dropped9 · 06-27-2003, 11:51 PM

HAHAHAHA

Aint I a sexy bitch?

austinth · 06-28-2003, 12:00 AM

Amp, great post here.

Captain Obvious · 06-28-2003, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by austinth
Amp, great post here.

suck bitch cock much?

Amputate Your Head · 06-28-2003, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Captain Obvious

suck bitch cock much?

can your pathetic ass possibly come up with anything more lame?

06-27-2003, 06:55 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Staying on the cutting edge: (My annual rant) Headless and pornjester have permission to reprint/republish in any way they see fit. Anyone else, please contact me first. Being as this is coming from a primarily designer's perspective, it may be somewhat skewed in that direction, however base principles still apply regardless of specific field and I will attempt to refrain from bias as much as possible. And here we are. It's 2003 dead center. Whether you're new or carry a veteran badge, unless you're in a cave you are starting to know that the dynamic is changing more rapidly than ever before. What am I talking about? I'm talking about the marketing dynamic and your overall business approach. You better be learning to adapt faster than ever before because things have changed. Used to be it took a year or two for major shifts in marketing strategy to occur. Now it's happening in a matter of months, sometimes weeks. What worked last January probably isn't working now. The surfers aren't necessarily getting smarter as much as they're becoming numb. The inundation of reality tv crossing over to reality Internet is bombarding the end user with more scenarios and information than ever before. And if you don't have your thumb on it TODAY, you're yesterday's news. The Age of Innovation has been reborn. Yes we all copy, yes we all immitate. But the gravy train is over folks. You need to find a new well of ideas and fast. He who hesitates is lost. And as you know, there's very little room for second place in this biz, and virtually no room for 5th or 6th place. Attack while it's fresh. If you're afraid of failure, you've already failed. There are risks involved. New ideas never come with a guarantee, so dismiss what the encyclopedia salesman promised you. You have to step to the edge, look down, and raise your finger in defiance. This is the only path worthy of taking. There are other paths, but they generally fall to the mediocre. And the mediocre are always whining about "their best". "I did my best..." Fuck your best. In this game, you win or you lose or you manage to barely get by while on your way to the losers tent to share in the grape KoolAid Sulk Fest. Refine your thought patterns folks. The time was last week. There's only room for so many on the cutting edge. If you wanna be there, you gotta fucking earn it. AMp __________________ SIG TOO BIG Last edited by Amputate Your Head; 06-27-2003 at 06:58 PM..

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Thank you Amp... It is going up on weboverdrive.com as we speak. This was why I always wanted you to write for us. Yes you might talk the shit, bring the rukas with your own headless style, but there is more substance up in that ol jug of yours then most gfy's. And for anyone who says I am kissing ass... Go FUCK yourself now instead of later! Dude... You should write more often....

06-27-2003, 09:02 PM	#18
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06-27-2003, 09:06 PM	#20
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	And it's up... http://www.weboverdrive.com/modules/...php?storyid=30

06-27-2003, 09:11 PM	#22
Ketadream Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Austin Posts: 1,373	Announcing my new reality site... "The Bang Unicycle" We cruise down the streets of miami (with my camera man on a skateboard following me) and we pick up chicks and have sex with them while attempting to ride a unicycle... Fox TV says.. "Combining the best of a circus and the bang bus, The Bang Unicycle gives the viewers a ride and a rise they will never forget" In a similar story Porn Mogul Ketadream was sued today by a disgrunteled x-model who was forced to preform sexual acts while ballancing on a unicycle... Her law suit includes damages incurred after a fall and the mental anguish of landing on a clown Dont ask me where the hell I came up with this... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-27-2003, 09:18 PM	#26
Captain Obvious So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 22	being on the cutting edge supposedly allows you to fuck fat, ugly chicks

06-27-2003, 09:23 PM	#28
Daen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 177	The idea of innovation also applies to diatribes such as this, what Amp has stated here is merely the unimaginative obvious. It could be applied to any business since the start of time and could have been written at any moment in that timeline. Amp implies that business models need to alter at the speed of thought in order to survive the Internet marketing paradigm, but in case you have not noticed there is no Internet marketing paradigm. Unlike bricks and mortar businesses that have thousands of years of axiomatic practice to draw marketing strategies from the Internet is still the wild Wild West. Why is it that the planets most successful marketing machines , Sony for example, are seemingly terrified of the Internet, and until very recently did not even sell there own products online, now that they do what is it they offer, an off the shelf shopping cart. So I would suggest not taking Amp?s epiphany at its word but instead keep an eye on the bottom line because it is your pocket book that will ultimately give you your very own set of Internet marketing axioms.

06-27-2003, 09:27 PM	#30
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06-27-2003, 09:35 PM	#33
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	innovation can go both ways, it can benefit you and the industry, or it can damage it. all depends on the idea in my opinion. ie: traffic trading scripts. i noticed once everyone and their dog started using these in their free sites, conversions dropped dramatically and haven't been the same since. of course conversions seem to drop every year but man, those scripts make for some shitty traffic if you ask me. anyhow, my little rant aside, new ideas are always needed and yes we all must be able to adapt in order to stay profitable, however sometimes new ideas are all about money today, and not focusing enough on tomorrow.

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