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05-04-2003, 08:49 AM

50 new laptops

ldinternet · 05-04-2003, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ryder26
i received an anonymous icq message regarding this bbs. Equnox please e-mail me [email protected] or add me in your icq 281563758.

Sorry, we don't ship to Russia.

05-04-2003, 09:07 AM

reading this thread I am getting a real blast about people raising their fingers up high to the sky, preaching how much of a good deed it would be to make an effort to find the owner.

Fuck NO. Life is a bitch, I have been screwed over more than enough times, just like anyone else in this thread. Technically I stole, then again not. I found. I did not break into anoyone's property to take it out of there, I profitted off someone else's idiocy/drunkness/whatever and found a laptop. Shit out of luck. Better luck next time.

Today I feel lucky.

Karma is truely a bitch.

Jakke PNG · 05-04-2003, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
50 new laptops

49 new laptops on the wall..

quiet · 05-04-2003, 09:09 AM

i'd be the last person to tell you what to do. go for it...

Mushayef · 05-04-2003, 09:11 AM

equinox, if i was the person losing my laptop, i would want to have learn a lesson not to lose it again.
hope i have been of service for the little guy sitting on your left shoulder

Paul Markham · 05-04-2003, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by natkejs
That kinda luck should be illegal!

Especially considuring the fact that I accidently tipped over a coca cola can on my inspiron sending it AWOL.

It is, he should hand it in to the police.

Imagine the guys grief knowning he has not only lost his computer but all the information stored on it, imagine his joy when he gets it back.

Look into the files and see if you have his contact details, try WORD and look at the letter headings.

Do the right thing.

ldinternet · 05-04-2003, 09:15 AM

I steal stuff from Wal-Mart all the time.

Good luck Equinox.

05-04-2003, 09:16 AM

Charly you sparky, there's a password on the machine.

And I am not interested in his fucking information, I'll proceed to format his fucking harddrive soon anyway.

quiet · 05-04-2003, 09:20 AM

eq. are you serious? how much is that laptop worth to you?

Jakke PNG · 05-04-2003, 09:21 AM

You should call Dell and ask if you have warranty left.

jollyperv · 05-04-2003, 09:22 AM

GOD DAMN, I wish I had luck like that

ryder26 · 05-04-2003, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Charly you sparky, there's a password on the machine.

And I am not interested in his fucking information, I'll proceed to format his fucking harddrive soon anyway.

NO!

05-04-2003, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
eq. are you serious? how much is that laptop worth to you?

how much is it worth? certainly not more than the monetary value of a PIII 850 Dell laptop.

ryder26 · 05-04-2003, 09:25 AM

PLEASE DON'T!

ldinternet · 05-04-2003, 09:28 AM

Let's face it, the damn thing probably belongs to the police anyway.

<a href="http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cache:mSxtgN5oNFIC:uk.news.yahoo.com/010416/80/bkwiz.html&hl=en&ie=UTF-8">http://uk.news.yahoo.com/010416/80/bkwiz.html</a>

quiet · 05-04-2003, 09:28 AM

you should shoot me an email

05-04-2003, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ryder26

NO!

Assuming you are the *real* owner.

Answer one question for me. What is your first name?

Damian_Maxcash · 05-04-2003, 09:29 AM

One word for you .... Karma!

You will always have this feeling that it is wrong and never enjoy it.

Find it's owner and you will feel better about yourself.

ryder26 · 05-04-2003, 09:30 AM

please equinox call me now 385-3885

Fletch XXX · 05-04-2003, 09:30 AM

i'd return it man, karma may be a bitch as you say and in this case this one may come back to haunt you.

ldinternet · 05-04-2003, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ryder26
please equinox call me now 385-3885

Not convincing enough, sorry.

Steal your own fuckin' laptop.

ryder26 · 05-04-2003, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

Assuming you are the *real* owner.

Answer one question for me. What is your first name?

Tupac

05-04-2003, 09:32 AM

What's your name buddy? Tell me and it's all yours.

Jakke PNG · 05-04-2003, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet

Steal your own fuckin' laptop.

Now, that's funny.

quiet · 05-04-2003, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
[B]karma may be a bitch

my line

ldinternet · 05-04-2003, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
i'd return it man, karma may be a bitch as you say and in this case this one may come back to haunt you.

Agreed. Look at how Serge turned out.

05-04-2003, 09:37 AM

ahahaha classic.

guy lives downstairs. hahehhehahahhaa shithead.

ok ok ok, poor Sharad Ramnath from India would be mighty pissed off if he knew it was his neighbor who snagged it.

you guys won, am returning it now.

Jakke PNG · 05-04-2003, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
ahahaha classic.
hahehhehahahhaa shithead.

ryder26 · 05-04-2003, 09:39 AM

GOD BLESS YOU MY SON!

Mushayef · 05-04-2003, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
am returning it now.

if you will return it he will never learn the lesson!

be an educator!

jollyperv · 05-04-2003, 09:42 AM

He could be reading this board right now....

natkejs · 05-04-2003, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

weakness

one day i stole a cookie from a homeless

OMG I definitly like you!

05-04-2003, 09:46 AM

haha idiot didnt' even know it was missing.

'did I leave it out there?'

ahhh karma is really a bitch. now I feel bad about giving it back.

05-04-2003, 09:47 AM

fuck me.

FUCK ME.

I am frustrated.

Jakke PNG · 05-04-2003, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
fuck me.

FUCK ME.

I am frustrated.

Go beat the guy, and take that laptop back.

05-04-2003, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Go beat the guy, and take that laptop back.

good move actually. 5 foot tall, about 100lbs less than me, and still drunk out of his mind.

05-04-2003, 09:50 AM

oh well, case closed, the good wins, as always. just like in Hollywood movies.

Porn Mickey · 05-04-2003, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

feeling lucky today? some idiot will now hate himself for having lost his precious PC. and no, I won't try to fucking find the owner.

he'll find you! but never! cheers!

unconnected · 05-04-2003, 11:13 PM

Why don't you spend the 25 seconds to scribble on some paper
near where you found it, and tell him how to contact you.

Gotta change the system man, if yuo do this for someone, chances are the next time he is in a situation like this instead of stealing from someone he will do the same as you.
We gots to change the way people act and think around here if we want any chance at surviving..

Do the right thing, what goes around comes around..

High Quality · 05-04-2003, 11:23 PM

This story is sooo fake.

Biggy2 · 05-04-2003, 11:25 PM

equinox -

hit me up on ICQ if you'd be interested in selling it.

ICQ: 110850739

booker · 05-04-2003, 11:25 PM

I gotta take the side of making an effort to find the owner, even if it is as little an effort as putting a note up as you said, "Found item, call 555-5555 to describe."

Someone could lose some serious shit if they lost a laptop.. 100s of pages if they were an author, 100s of gallery or website designs if they were an artist, weeks or months of research & design if they were in science or engineering, or maybe even their job if the information on the drive was sensative.

On the other hand, if the owner doesn't hand over a hefty reward I'd be pretty pissed. Granted I'd "know I did the right thing," but I could have saved that dude's ass, the least he could do is drop me a c-note and a bottle of Tanqueray, preferably No. 10. ;)

Maybe he'll invite you over for an exotic indian dinner and to take nudie pics of his wife? haha..

Biggy2 · 05-04-2003, 11:26 PM

nevermind

jimmy3way · 05-04-2003, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
haha idiot didnt' even know it was missing.

'did I leave it out there?'

ahhh karma is really a bitch. now I feel bad about giving it back.

There is nothing worse than agonising over a moral decision and having the person who benefits being a dumbass flake who didn't even care.

Before this I would have said return it, now I think you should have kept it.

Do you need a new laptop? I'll buy you a $100 gift certificate at Dell, if 13 other people do, dude you're getting a DELL.

05-04-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
after sleeping over it, I decided to handle it another way. *if* the person whose laptop it is will make the effort to post some info on the walls about his/her missing hardware, I will respond.

if there's no effort at all, well... I have a new computer.

Cheers.

Good idea...... I know if I was the one who lsot my lap top I would do anything to get it back!

You're a good bugger !

bhutocracy · 05-04-2003, 11:39 PM

karma aint shit.

karma is "hell" for the 21st century.

do something because it is the right thing to do not because you'll might get something in return later on or have something shitty happen if you don't.

ps if you look at porn you're going to hell.

jimmy3way · 05-04-2003, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
karma aint shit.

karma is "hell" for the 21st century.

do something because it is the right thing to do not because you'll might get something in return later on or have something shitty happen if you don't.

ps if you look at porn you're going to hell.

Yeah, shit if you can't make the world a better place at least don't go out and make it worse.

05-04-2003, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

There is nothing worse than agonising over a moral decision and having the person who benefits being a dumbass flake who didn't even care.

Before this I would have said return it, now I think you should have kept it.

Do you need a new laptop? I'll buy you a $100 gift certificate at Dell, if 13 other people do, dude you're getting a DELL.

Haha, thanks for the offer, I am not really in need for one. It was just something I had considered for a while, but then got a SFF PC instead.

You are right Jimmy... returning the notebook was like a slap in the fucking face. I was really fighting an inner battle for a few hours before my g/f finally convinced me to return it to the guy.

Seeing the ignorance on his face, not even knowing that the item was missing... that pissed me off the most. Last night I should have just removed the name tag off the case and dumped it into a fucking trash can, instead of researching whose property it was.

My g/f said that it wasn't even the monetary value if the PC, but the stuff that was potentially stored on its harddisk. That's what convinced me to bring it back. For example, the guy might have been a grad student who had his desertation stored on it... formatting it could have been lethal. But then again I think that he only had his hdd filled with free porn, considering his reaction.

Lesson learned. I tried to fuck someone, then decided against it, and finally got fucked myself.

Never again. F34r m3. And your laptops too. Secure them tightly with an anker, or I will take possession of it.

Fletch XXX · 05-04-2003, 11:55 PM

too bad the guy didnt have some silly videos of himself on there though.

05-04-2003, 09:11 AM	#56
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05-04-2003, 09:21 AM	#61
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05-04-2003, 09:28 AM	#67
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05-04-2003, 09:30 AM	#71
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	i'd return it man, karma may be a bitch as you say and in this case this one may come back to haunt you. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

05-04-2003, 11:13 PM	#90
unconnected Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,025	Why don't you spend the 25 seconds to scribble on some paper near where you found it, and tell him how to contact you. Gotta change the system man, if yuo do this for someone, chances are the next time he is in a situation like this instead of stealing from someone he will do the same as you. We gots to change the way people act and think around here if we want any chance at surviving.. Do the right thing, what goes around comes around.. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

05-04-2003, 08:49 AM	#51
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	50 new laptops

05-04-2003, 09:07 AM	#53
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	reading this thread I am getting a real blast about people raising their fingers up high to the sky, preaching how much of a good deed it would be to make an effort to find the owner. Fuck NO. Life is a bitch, I have been screwed over more than enough times, just like anyone else in this thread. Technically I stole, then again not. I found. I did not break into anoyone's property to take it out of there, I profitted off someone else's idiocy/drunkness/whatever and found a laptop. Shit out of luck. Better luck next time. Today I feel lucky. Karma is truely a bitch.

05-04-2003, 09:09 AM	#55
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i'd be the last person to tell you what to do. go for it...

05-04-2003, 09:15 AM	#58
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	I steal stuff from Wal-Mart all the time. Good luck Equinox.

05-04-2003, 09:16 AM	#59
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Charly you sparky, there's a password on the machine. And I am not interested in his fucking information, I'll proceed to format his fucking harddrive soon anyway.

05-04-2003, 09:20 AM	#60
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	eq. are you serious? how much is that laptop worth to you?

05-04-2003, 09:22 AM	#62
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	GOD DAMN, I wish I had luck like that

05-04-2003, 09:25 AM	#65
ryder26 Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 13	PLEASE DON'T!

05-04-2003, 09:29 AM	#69
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	One word for you .... Karma! You will always have this feeling that it is wrong and never enjoy it. Find it's owner and you will feel better about yourself.

05-04-2003, 09:32 AM	#74
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	What's your name buddy? Tell me and it's all yours.

05-04-2003, 09:37 AM	#78
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	ahahaha classic. guy lives downstairs. hahehhehahahhaa shithead. ok ok ok, poor Sharad Ramnath from India would be mighty pissed off if he knew it was his neighbor who snagged it. you guys won, am returning it now.

05-04-2003, 09:39 AM	#80
ryder26 Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 13	GOD BLESS YOU MY SON!

05-04-2003, 09:42 AM	#82
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	He could be reading this board right now....

05-04-2003, 09:46 AM	#84
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	haha idiot didnt' even know it was missing. 'did I leave it out there?' ahhh karma is really a bitch. now I feel bad about giving it back.

05-04-2003, 09:47 AM	#85
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	fuck me. FUCK ME. I am frustrated.

05-04-2003, 09:50 AM	#88
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	oh well, case closed, the good wins, as always. just like in Hollywood movies.

05-04-2003, 11:23 PM	#91
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	This story is sooo fake. __________________ RecurCash.com - Averaging $38/sale with 60% revshare in the first 4 months alone! Convert your TEEN traffic today @ better than 1:500 guaranteed. ICQ me: 18287590!

05-04-2003, 11:25 PM	#92
Biggy2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,821	equinox - hit me up on ICQ if you'd be interested in selling it. ICQ: 110850739

05-04-2003, 11:25 PM	#93
booker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,370	I gotta take the side of making an effort to find the owner, even if it is as little an effort as putting a note up as you said, "Found item, call 555-5555 to describe." Someone could lose some serious shit if they lost a laptop.. 100s of pages if they were an author, 100s of gallery or website designs if they were an artist, weeks or months of research & design if they were in science or engineering, or maybe even their job if the information on the drive was sensative. On the other hand, if the owner doesn't hand over a hefty reward I'd be pretty pissed. Granted I'd "know I did the right thing," but I could have saved that dude's ass, the least he could do is drop me a c-note and a bottle of Tanqueray, preferably No. 10. ;) Maybe he'll invite you over for an exotic indian dinner and to take nudie pics of his wife? haha.. __________________ Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq) "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

05-04-2003, 11:26 PM	#94
Biggy2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,821	nevermind

05-04-2003, 11:39 PM	#97
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	karma aint shit. karma is "hell" for the 21st century. do something because it is the right thing to do not because you'll might get something in return later on or have something shitty happen if you don't. ps if you look at porn you're going to hell.

05-04-2003, 11:55 PM	#100
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	too bad the guy didnt have some silly videos of himself on there though. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me