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05-04-2003, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
karma aint shit.

karma is "hell" for the 21st century.

do something because it is the right thing to do not because you'll might get something in return later on or have something shitty happen if you don't.

ps if you look at porn you're going to hell.

I don't believe in going to heaven for a good deed, neither I believe that something good might happen if I do something good. I got pissed on my face in return for giving his shit back.

The definition of 'right thing to do' suddenly got a whole new meaning.

05-04-2003, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by booker

Maybe he'll invite you over for an exotic indian dinner and to take nudie pics of his wife? haha..

Indian wives are nasty and stink. No racial pun intended, I simply speak out of own experience.

05-04-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by High Quality
This story is sooo fake.

I wish it fucking was. I've felt like a complete moron all night.

eiht_98 · 05-05-2003, 12:06 AM

how stupid can you be to lose a notebook....

Triple 6 · 05-05-2003, 12:12 AM

Edit, cuz I didnt read pg 2: You should have kept it. NOW your going to hell.

Exxxotica · 05-05-2003, 12:29 AM

So what's on the hard drive?

05-05-2003, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
So what's on the hard drive?

I only got a blurry look thru DOS, nothing of interest.

05-05-2003, 01:34 AM

I feel like knocking on his fucking door and beating him down with a hammer to the temple.

ryder26 · 05-05-2003, 02:28 AM

come on punk!

funkmaster · 05-05-2003, 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox
reading this thread I am getting a real blast about people raising their fingers up high to the sky, preaching how much of a good deed it would be to make an effort to find the owner.

Fuck NO. Life is a bitch, I have been screwed over more than enough times, just like anyone else in this thread. Technically I stole, then again not. I found. I did not break into anoyone's property to take it out of there, I profitted off someone else's idiocy/drunkness/whatever and found a laptop. Shit out of luck. Better luck next time.

Today I feel lucky.

Karma is truely a bitch.

... don´t try to be an asshole, cause you are NOT ... just give it back to the owner.

ldinternet · 05-05-2003, 02:48 AM

Soul_Rebel loves the fucking cock

funkmaster · 05-05-2003, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox
haha idiot didnt' even know it was missing.

'did I leave it out there?'

ahhh karma is really a bitch. now I feel bad about giving it back.

... good boy, you´ve done the right thing !!!

btw: I guess I would have formated the disk before giving it back .... errr, no I wouldn´t have done such a bad thing ... hahaha !!

49thParallel · 05-05-2003, 05:50 AM

Strange logic Equinox...he didn't know that it was missing...so now you feel that you shouldn't have given it back...

Yep, the twisted logic of some of the minds on gfy certainly is confusing.

Triple 6 · 05-05-2003, 06:02 AM

I would have kept it. If the guy is so fucking stupid to leave it out in the hallway of his apt building and not even be aware thats its missing, shit, he needs to learn a hard lesson in securing your belongings.

Darren · 05-05-2003, 06:48 AM

switch places, u lose ur LAPTOP which is full of information you use for ur busines... ur websites etc....

a lot of TIME and EFFORT on the machine..

You would feel fucking awful.

the machine WILL have details of who this person is on it thats for sure - return the machine..

You can not be that desperate for a a $1k laptop surely?

05-05-2003, 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by Darren
switch places, u lose ur LAPTOP which is full of information you use for ur busines... ur websites etc....

a lot of TIME and EFFORT on the machine..

You would feel fucking awful.

the machine WILL have details of who this person is on it thats for sure - return the machine..

You can not be that desperate for a a $1k laptop surely?

Can I format your harddrive please Darren, please!

corvette · 05-05-2003, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel
Strange logic Equinox...he didn't know that it was missing...so now you feel that you shouldn't have given it back...

I think what he means is that it would have been nice if he had answered the door looking disheveled?as if he been up all night worried sick and scourging the neighborhood for the laptop

Rather than looking like he could care less about it

thats what it seems like to me

UnseenWorld · 05-05-2003, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by mule
About a month ago I got a call from the Amsterdam Police. Turned out my girlfriend had dropped her wallet containing about $120, a couple of credit cards and her housekeys in the street on her way to work....this guy found it and took it to the police station. It restored some of my lost faith in humanity.

Something similar happened to me. Somehow my wallet fell out of my pocket in a movie, which I discovered when I got home. I called the theater telling them my suspicion that that was where I had lost it, and of course they couldn't stop the movie to see if they could find my wallet. Between movies, they looked and couldn't find it and I was quite disheartened, until I got a knock on the door and a gay couple handed me back my wallet. I offered them $20 for their efforts but they absolutely refused to take any reward money saying they were just doing what they hoped someone else would do for one of them.

UnseenWorld · 05-05-2003, 10:30 AM

I guess what I find disheartening about the whole thread is that there is really any question what to do. Make an effort to find the owner and if that proves fruitless, donate it to a school.

05-05-2003, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
I guess what I find disheartening about the whole thread is that there is really any question what to do. Make an effort to find the owner and if that proves fruitless, donate it to a school.

You are definitely too good for this world. Or maybe I am just too much of a dick to think the same way.

05-05-2003, 11:26 AM

"he should hand it in to the police. "

Fuck that. Just so one of the officers can get a new laptop?

That's how they work around here, anyway.

Especially with alcohol. The legit cops are supposed to dump it out in front of you if they are confiscating it. The rest take it home and put it in their fridge.

Fuck the police.

magicmike · 05-05-2003, 11:29 AM

You should have hacked into his windows and change his homepage in IE to one of your websites...

05-05-2003, 11:36 AM

If it was easy to tell who's it was from looking at the data on it, I would give it back. Or maybe post an ad in the paper saying where you found it, and ask whoever calls to claim it to describe it in detail, but I sure as hell wouldn't give it to the police.

DarkJedi · 05-05-2003, 11:40 AM

dude, just be a fucking man and return it to the owner.
put yourself in the guys shoes - you know you'd love it if you had lost it and if someone returned it to you.

and btw, karma is fucking real.

dig420 · 05-05-2003, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox

You are right Jimmy... returning the notebook was like a slap in the fucking face. I was really fighting an inner battle for a few hours before my g/f finally convinced me to return it to the guy.

nah man, when you do something good you're not doing it for the other person, you're really doing it for yourself.

I would have only kept the laptop if I couldn't afford to buy one

LeeNoga · 05-05-2003, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by dig420
I would have only kept the laptop if I couldn't afford to buy one

Me too.

Lane · 05-05-2003, 12:14 PM

Even if i didnt care about the other person, I wouldnt possibly be comfortable using that laptop.

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05-05-2003, 06:48 AM	#115
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05-05-2003, 10:30 AM	#119
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	I guess what I find disheartening about the whole thread is that there is really any question what to do. Make an effort to find the owner and if that proves fruitless, donate it to a school. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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05-05-2003, 01:34 AM	#108
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	I feel like knocking on his fucking door and beating him down with a hammer to the temple.

05-05-2003, 02:28 AM	#109
ryder26 Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 13	come on punk!

05-05-2003, 02:48 AM	#111
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05-05-2003, 05:50 AM	#113
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	Strange logic Equinox...he didn't know that it was missing...so now you feel that you shouldn't have given it back... Yep, the twisted logic of some of the minds on gfy certainly is confusing.

05-05-2003, 11:26 AM	#121
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	"he should hand it in to the police. " Fuck that. Just so one of the officers can get a new laptop? That's how they work around here, anyway. Especially with alcohol. The legit cops are supposed to dump it out in front of you if they are confiscating it. The rest take it home and put it in their fridge. Fuck the police.

05-05-2003, 11:29 AM	#122
magicmike Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: JustPorno Posts: 2,384	You should have hacked into his windows and change his homepage in IE to one of your websites...

05-05-2003, 11:36 AM	#123
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	If it was easy to tell who's it was from looking at the data on it, I would give it back. Or maybe post an ad in the paper saying where you found it, and ask whoever calls to claim it to describe it in detail, but I sure as hell wouldn't give it to the police.

05-05-2003, 11:40 AM	#124
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	dude, just be a fucking man and return it to the owner. put yourself in the guys shoes - you know you'd love it if you had lost it and if someone returned it to you. and btw, karma is fucking real.

05-05-2003, 12:14 PM	#127
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	Even if i didnt care about the other person, I wouldnt possibly be comfortable using that laptop. __________________