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Old 02-24-2017, 08:46 PM   #1
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4:40 AM And I Can't Sleep - Any Tips?..

I had a wank - Nothing - I trolled Johny - Nothing - Not at the same time BTW...

Took a pill - Nada - What do you do?....
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Old 02-24-2017, 08:47 PM   #2
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Old 02-24-2017, 08:52 PM   #3
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How will that help?..

For $10k

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Old 02-24-2017, 09:00 PM   #5
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Also I don't want Trump's sloppy seconds - Gross.....
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Old 02-24-2017, 09:01 PM   #6
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Old 02-24-2017, 09:07 PM   #8
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sounds like you need a sounds machine. go to youtube and grab a video! i luv it sum times. i like the sound of rain and thunder they have all kinds
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Old 02-24-2017, 09:14 PM   #10
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sounds like you need a sounds machine. go to youtube and grab a video! i luv it sum times. i like the sound of rain and thunder they have all kinds
That's actually not the worst idea you ever had...
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sounds like you need a sounds machine.
He cries himself to sleep, that usually suffices





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Old 02-24-2017, 09:23 PM   #12
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I started listening to Binaural Beats or Isochronic Tones when meditating, working, and sleeping.

https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...binaural+beats
with headphones

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Old 02-24-2017, 09:31 PM   #13
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I started listening to Binaural Beats or Isochronic Tones when meditating, working, and sleeping.

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Thanks...

The problem is now I am reading about it - Especially the lucid dreaming stuff - I have been into that for a while.....

I'm never going to sleep now - lol...
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The problem is now I am reading about it - Especially the lucid dreaming stuff - I have been into that for a while.....

I'm never going to sleep now - lol...
They work great in harmony with essential oils.
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They work great in harmony with essential oils.
Part of my bedtime ritual is a couple drops of Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa body oil on my wrists, behind the ears and a smudge under my nose. No joke, I found it in Australia and since coming back to America I order it off Amazon




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Part of my bedtime ritual is a couple drops of Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa body oil on my wrists, behind the ears and a smudge under my nose. No joke, I found it in Australia and since coming back to America I order it off Amazon




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This almost always puts me right to sleep, reminds me of the sounds I heard as I fell asleep in the asylum as a youth




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Yo, I don't want to sound gay or anything, but he's really pounding that fart box.
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How about posting less on GFY?
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I don't post that much - Do I?..
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Excluding god emperor, you post almost zero
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So you provide the men and I provide the women? - That could work...
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So you provide the men and I provide the women? - That could work...
Yes. Ladies are harder to come by. At least in my experience
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Yeah I have disproportionate balls/cock ratio and unfortunately the balls won.
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interesting fact.... neuroscientists are still not sure WHY we sleep.
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interesting fact.... neuroscientists are still not sure WHY we sleep.
Everything on earth with a central nervous system either sleeps or enters torpor at timed intervals during the earths 24 hour cycle (insects, mammals, reptiles).

Segal's law and the circadian rhythm

Things with a central nervous system need a time out or they short circuit & die. Like a computer, your body & mind need a reset. Part of your mind resets your body while the rest resets/rejuvenates itself.

Interesting fact: Humans live to sleep.
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