GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   4:40 AM And I Can't Sleep - Any Tips?.. (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1248193)

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 08:46 PM

4:40 AM And I Can't Sleep - Any Tips?..
 
I had a wank - Nothing - I trolled Johny - Nothing - Not at the same time BTW...

Took a pill - Nada - What do you do?....

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 08:47 PM

Sponsor me $10,000

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21574129)
Sponsor me $10,000

How will that help?..

Bladewire 02-24-2017 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21574135)
How will that help?..


For $10k

He'll fuck you to sleep

Every night for a year

http://twohornyguys.com/wp-content/u...sex_gifs_7.gif


EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21574138)
He'll fuck you to sleep

I already had a wank - That wont work now...

Also I don't want Trump's sloppy seconds - Gross.....

Zeiss 02-24-2017 09:01 PM

Get red wine or roll a joint. :1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeiss (Post 21574147)
Get red wine or roll a joint. :1orglaugh

If I had either in the house I would...

Bladewire 02-24-2017 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21574144)
I don't want Trump's sloppy seconds - Gross.....


brassmonkey 02-24-2017 09:11 PM

sounds like you need a sounds machine. :2 cents::2 cents: go to youtube and grab a video! i luv it sum times. i like the sound of rain and thunder :helpme:helpme they have all kinds :)

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21574171)
sounds like you need a sounds machine. :2 cents::2 cents: go to youtube and grab a video! i luv it sum times. i like the sound of rain and thunder :helpme:helpme they have all kinds :)

That's actually not the worst idea you ever had:winkwink:...

Bladewire 02-24-2017 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21574171)
sounds like you need a sounds machine.

He cries himself to sleep, that usually suffices :2 cents:



GFED 02-24-2017 09:23 PM

I started listening to Binaural Beats or Isochronic Tones when meditating, working, and sleeping. :thumbsup

https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...binaural+beats
with headphones

https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...ochronic+tones
without headphones

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 21574195)
I started listening to Binaural Beats or Isochronic Tones when meditating, working, and sleeping. :thumbsup

https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...binaural+beats
with headphones

https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...ochronic+tones
without headphones

Thanks...

The problem is now I am reading about it - Especially the lucid dreaming stuff - I have been into that for a while.....

I'm never going to sleep now - lol...

Bladewire 02-24-2017 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21574204)
I'm never going to sleep now... :(




This has helped me in the past

GFED 02-24-2017 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21574204)
Thanks...

The problem is now I am reading about it - Especially the lucid dreaming stuff - I have been into that for a while.....

I'm never going to sleep now - lol...

They work great in harmony with essential oils.

Bladewire 02-24-2017 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 21574216)
They work great in harmony with essential oils.

Part of my bedtime ritual is a couple drops of Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa body oil on my wrists, behind the ears and a smudge under my nose. No joke, I found it in Australia and since coming back to America I order it off Amazon :thumbsup


GFED 02-24-2017 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21574231)
Part of my bedtime ritual is a couple drops of Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa body oil on my wrists, behind the ears and a smudge under my nose. No joke, I found it in Australia and since coming back to America I order it off Amazon :thumbsup


I buy all mine here Buy Soap Making Supplies & Ingredients Online | Bulk Essential Oils, Fragrance Oils Camden-Grey Essential Oils, Inc.

Spunky 02-24-2017 11:29 PM

Run around the block until you are tired.you can do it! or watch golf

AllAboutCams 02-25-2017 12:26 AM

If you had a wank and you did not fall asleep there is no point trying any more just wait for the morning.

Ferus 02-25-2017 12:49 AM

How about getting a job? I think that would help.

CurrentlySober 02-25-2017 02:42 AM

Shit the bed... Make yourself feel all warm wet and cosy... :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 02-25-2017 07:06 AM

You're just getting old ...

poncabare 02-25-2017 09:00 AM

rub one out

EonBlue 02-25-2017 09:11 AM

Step away from the screen.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...bad-for-sleep/





.

j3rkules 02-25-2017 09:19 AM

Do some exercises. It always works well.

freecartoonporn 02-25-2017 10:58 AM

drink some coffee.

Bladewire 02-25-2017 11:12 AM


This almost always puts me right to sleep, reminds me of the sounds I heard as I fell asleep in the asylum as a youth





VikingMan 02-25-2017 12:48 PM

1. Smoke Indica
2. Dump 4 lbs of Epson salt into a (as hot as you can stand it) bath. Soak for at least 15 min
3. Eat a bowl of cereal
4. Jerk off
5. lay back and drift off to sleep

This works every time for me!

Bladewire 02-25-2017 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 21575203)
1. Smoke Indica
2. Dump 4 lbs of Epson salt into a (as hot as you can stand it) bath. Soak for at least 15 min
3. Eat a bowl of cereal
4. Jerk off
5. lay back and drift off to sleep

This works every time for me!

Do your balls get in the way when you sleep naked?

Kittens 02-25-2017 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21574138)

For $10k

He'll fuck you to sleep

Every night for a year

http://twohornyguys.com/wp-content/u...sex_gifs_7.gif


Yo, I don't want to sound gay or anything, but he's really pounding that fart box.

hjnet 02-25-2017 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21574123)
I had a wank - Nothing - I trolled Johny - Nothing - Not at the same time BTW...

Took a pill - Nada - What do you do?....

How about posting less on GFY? :winkwink:

mineistaken 02-25-2017 02:54 PM

As a gay you must know females. Round them up and let's meet for da party ( sorry, no gays at my disposal but I can head hunt them online)

EddyTheDog 02-25-2017 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 21575440)
How about posting less on GFY? :winkwink:

I don't post that much - Do I?..

mineistaken 02-25-2017 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21575467)
I don't post that much - Do I?..

Excluding god emperor, you post almost zero

EddyTheDog 02-25-2017 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21575452)
As a gay you must know females. Round them up and let's meet for da party ( sorry, no gays at my disposal but I can head hunt them online)

So you provide the men and I provide the women? - That could work:winkwink:...

mineistaken 02-25-2017 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21575485)
So you provide the men and I provide the women? - That could work:winkwink:...

Yes. Ladies are harder to come by. At least in my experience :)

VikingMan 02-25-2017 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21575215)
Do your balls get in the way when you sleep naked?

Yeah I have disproportionate balls/cock ratio and unfortunately the balls won.

Bladewire 02-25-2017 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 21575566)
Yeah I have disproportionate balls/cock ratio and unfortunately the balls won.

Per GFY board rules you must post pic for proof or be banned.

mineistaken 02-25-2017 04:26 PM

Eddy, I genuinely think you would be cool if you stopped listening to false media narrative :)

wehateporn 02-25-2017 05:27 PM

Get up earlier in the day

TheSquealer 02-25-2017 05:31 PM

interesting fact.... neuroscientists are still not sure WHY we sleep.

MaDalton 02-25-2017 05:35 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2...in-60-seconds/

Bladewire 02-25-2017 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 21575773)
interesting fact.... neuroscientists are still not sure WHY we sleep.

Everything on earth with a central nervous system either sleeps or enters torpor at timed intervals during the earths 24 hour cycle (insects, mammals, reptiles).

Segal's law and the circadian rhythm :thumbsup

Things with a central nervous system need a time out or they short circuit & die. Like a computer, your body & mind need a reset. Part of your mind resets your body while the rest resets/rejuvenates itself.

Interesting fact: Humans live to sleep.

Cyber Fucker 02-25-2017 06:42 PM

count trump threads on gfy


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 03:11 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123