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'It's A Horrible Life' - (2104)

Plot synopsis - It's Christmas Eve and Donny Pauling, a pastor and motivational speaker, finds himself separated from the ones he loves, his teenage son, his devoted mother and a bevy of troubled underaged girls he counsels and rapes. Donny is despondent and alone, locked up in the Bedford Falls County Jail accused of terrible crimes he knows he did not commit but how will he ever convince a judge that statutory rape is an act of love? In a moment of weakness Donny loses all faith and decides to commit suicide by strangling himself in his cell with his underpants. Unbeknownst to Donny he is being watched from on high, an angel named Clarence, anxious to earn his angel wings First Class is quickly dispatched to Earth to intervene and save Donny from his own hands. Clarence, a very clever angel, enters Donny's cell impersonating a jail guard grabbing the underpants with which Donny was just about to kill himself with. Donny protests that he wants to die but Clarence has another idea.

Clarence takes Donny backwards through time presenting a series of vignettes from childhood to adulthood to show Donny what life would have been like had he never existed - Donny sees his 5 year old self tricking his younger brother into giving him his most cherished toy, then as an older child telling grandiose lies about his accomplishments, serving on Student Council as a high schooler where he misappropriated funds raised in a charity carwash, falsely accusing other students at his community college of cheating on their exams, then as a young pornographer preying on young innocent girls to model and masturbate naked for him through a devious bait and switch technique he continuously perfected, misrepresenting himself to clients, ripping off his fellow photographers, Donny developing a relationship with a young model he claimed was the love of his life showing her how much he loves her by sharing her with another man in the porn industry so he could watch her have sex with this other man, then when she falls in love with the other man Donny begins a seige of harassment and stalking that lasts years, Clarence shows Donny recreating himself as a fallen sinner dedicating himself to God's word but not really as Donny turns his new faith into a money making enterprise while still continuing to deceive and prey on people, finally Clarence shows Donny and his creepy friend Lewis the sheriff raping Lewis' 16 year old ******** and Donny continuing to bribe and coerce underaged girls into having sex with him.

Clarence realizes he's made a terrible mistake, the world had not been better off for Donny's existence. Clarence is panicked, he intended to save a man's life by showing him the good in him and he wanted those angel wings First Class so badly after waiting centuries. What to do? Clarence dashes out of the cell and returns with an ice pick stabbing Donny repeatedly screaming 'IT WAS A WONDERFUL LIFE WASN'T IT DONNY PAULING!?!?! IT WAS A WONDERFUL LIFE WASN'T IT DONNY PAULING!?!?! IT WAS A WONDERFUL LIFE WASN'T IT DONNY PAULING!?!?!'

The article says that the cop is apparently on tape (the girl's boyfriend recorded a conversation with him) admitting he has a "problem". If that tape is played in open court, there should be no doubt about a conviction -- it sounds pretty damning for the cop.

The D.A. argued for a $5MM bail (and the judge agreed) because the cop was a SWAT member, and threatened to take a bunch of people out if he got arrested. The bail for the child-related charges was $150k; the rest was out of "public safety" concerns, so he didn't go on a shooting spree.

It's all basically come out in the articles that have been posted lately.

Baddog has his blinders on.

You have to admit that eye shadow really brings out his eyes.

He's a clown.

periwinkle goes great with silver

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Nope, never heard that story. One thing I can tell you is that Donny always spoke very highly of you. He gave you credit many times for your generosity and knowledge. Not once did he ever speak negatively about you.

A XXXMas Story

Donny wants only one thing for XXXmas, a Nikon D3x Camera, as he tells anyone and everyone that will listen "You need a pro camera to shoot high end porn and make more money than people make shooting amateur porn", but everyone tells him that is out of his budget and the content he is shooting of frightened uncomfortable looking models is not going to pay for such a high end camera and no one really wants to works with him anymore. So Donny goes searching for a way to make enough cheese to afford such a sweet hi end point and shoot camera.

After deciding porn will not pay the bills as well as religion, Donny begins a series of episodic adventures that dangle the object of his desire deliriously close but still out of reach. At one point Donny's tongue is frozen to the vagina of an underage female while his friend the town Sheriff, a SWAT member, shoots the action with a D3.

Finally, Donny finds that owning the Nikon is not as great as having other people that own them point and shoot them at him when he becomes the center of a media firestorm over the scandal of being a pornographer turned preacher that baits underage girls for the purposes of sex with his pal the town Sheriff.

In a voice over at the end, Donny admits that religion made him way better at being sexually deviant and taking advantage of people.

he looks like a serial killer :))

maybe not to you Aaron but that didn't stop him from telling program owners I was forcing girls to have sex with me .. that's how Donny repaid me for trying to help him, then cheated me out of 5K, actually as a shooter about every 3-4 years one of my competitors starts a rape rumor about me, but Donny was my first :2 cents:

Aaron,

many, many people have tried to help Donny in many ways, because Donny is a great guy and fun to be around on the surface however there are real issues underneath that I don't perceive resolving into a person of any worth.

it is my firm belief that Donny is a 'Jim Jones' in the works, maybe just not smart enough to pull it off, but definitely looking down that road... the best we can hope for as a society is protection from Donny in the form of a long term prison sentence and chemical castration.

Donny is definitely a child molester with a track record and certainly a killer looking for the situation with one eye always on a grandiose media presence...

-B

It's worth considering that sociopaths are more often than not, "great guys". They are almost always confident, intelligent and funny. They understand how to manipulate others, how to gain the trust of others, how to use others to their ends, how to fake the normal emotions of others and so on.

Sociopaths are also great public speakers - this is because they do not experience the emotions and fears tat others do which makes them poor public speakers. They don't experience embarrassment or shame or insecurity. They think they are awesome, hence,... their confidence Aand so on, which combined ironically makes them the best public speakers.

I feel like this industry has been little more than a parade of deeply disturbed people, often openly lying, robbing and cheating their way along with a large contingent of followers makin it known that they are "great guys".

Additionally, even the worst examples of humanity have a few friends which they treat very differently than they do the rest of the world. Just because Jefrrey Dahmer said please and thank you are certain people doesn't mean he was mentally healthy.

I'm always interested in watching these things play out and noting how dishonest with ourselves that we are. For myself, I feel like you could read almost any post he's made here and see watniningg signs of a troubled person. He even brought his breakup to this board - he then got super vicious as I recall. I remember thinking at the time "oh, his over riding concern is not what happened but how others perceive him". Most people would have simply took some personal time to reflect, grieve and heal but his first move was to create a public spectacle and try to embarrass and attack his ex and the 3rd party. He did that kind of thing for the same reason he's hovng jailhouse interviews right now. Over rising any common sense is the urge to attempt to control the story, others perceptions of him and to manipulate.

Debacle in 34th Precinct
 

At the Department Store Thanksgiving Day parade, the former porn producer playing Santa is discovered to be drunk by the Sheriff. Sheriff McElf, the no nonsense "special events" director, persuades him to "repent" and wear makeup. The reformed drunk proves to be a sensation and is quickly recruited to be the store Santa at the main Macy's outlet. While he is successful, the delightful Sheriff McElf learns that he calls himself Saint Donny and he claims to be the actual Santa Claus! Despite reassurances by Donny's friends on GFY that he is harmless, McElf still has misgivings, especially when he has cynically trained himself, and especially his daughter, Susan, to reject all notions of belief and fantasy. And yet, people, especially Susan, begin to notice there is something special about Donny and his determination to preach to her specifically in the evenings at special "services" they have all alone. When a raucous conflict with a cruelly incompetent judge erupts, Donny finds himself held in prison where, in despair, he deliberately fails a mental examination to ensure his commitment. All seems lost until McElf's friend, Rev. Freddy Gaily, reassure Donny of his worth and agrees to represent him in the fight to secure his release. To achieve that, Freddy arranges a formal hearing in which he argues that Donny is sane because he is in fact Santa Claus and plus everyone else is a lunatic and a criminal, especially the young girls. What ensues is a bizarre hearing in which people's beliefs are reexamined and put to the test, but even so, it's going to take a debacle for Donny to win!

lololol, you beat me to it but I will add mine anyway no matter how superior yours is...


Miracle on 69th St

In a pious Christian community in Northern California no one can believe that Donny Pauling really used to be an actual pornographer. He is way too good and godly. Still, his amusing and salacious anecdotes about being in the porn industry are entertaining on Sundays along with the regular sermons on sins. One Sheriff Lewis begins to really believe Donny and invites him over to see if he prove that Donny knows his way around a porno.

Sheriff Lewis convinces Donny to have sex with one of his underage female relatives while Sheriff Lewis gets to watch but this is very illegal and results in Donny being arrested. Donny doesn't protest his innocence but goes out of his way to incriminate himself as well as officer Lewis. In the end, Donny goes to jail along with Sheriff Lewis.

The real pornographers all wish that Donny never had any association with the adult industry. The pious Christians all pray for Donny and want to help him with his cross to bear. In jail, ex Sheriff Lewis regales his fellow inmates with tales of his pal Donny and how the two of them went beyond porn.

Interesting how baddog is sticking up for Donny so much in this thread...

Not surpised to be honest, since baddog has always come off as a creep to me too. I wonder what they did during all the time they spent together


Some tips for baddog if he wants to make his "big bad biker" image more believable
1.) Don't endorse people calling the police all the time, which is a nono for "1% biker"
2.) Don't associate with skinners. How would your "1%" friends feel about you being friends with a chomo?

Good luck in your acting like a biker gang member goals of 2015, you squid

WHich vancouver canadia outlaw motorcycle outfit do you ride with? sonofsamsanarchy?
Sounds like it.

I see BD as defending the legal system, not Donny

Sounds about right. Being threatened by baddog is kind of like being threatened by Wayne Unser so it all plays together nicely.

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Baddog has only defended due process and said to reserve judgement until a verdict is reached. Fair and reasonable if you ask me.

None. I'm not a patch licker like baddog

I can find other things to do with my spare time, rather than washing the bikes of prospects like he does ;)

Come on, sonofsamsanarchy... That's good stuff! Especially in context, that's as good as it gets!!! 1one.

Donny's mother has set up a Go Fund Me account....

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Support our friend, Donny Pauling by Donny Pauling - GoFundMe

Friends, Donny needs our help in a tangible, financial way! Legal fees, child support, packing up and moving his home, ongoing care of two ginormous mastiffs, etc. If you have ever been encouraged by Donny whether it was through hearing him speak, reading his blog, Face Book, or sitting down together with a cup of coffee, please know that he needs our financial help NOW. I know that it's Christmas, I know times are tough for a lot of us. Know that if you can only give 5 dollars, that is a wonderful gift and SO appreciated!! I've heard Donny say it so many times, "Be Jesus in skin."

oy vey...

If Gofundme were told that they could be raising money for someone charged in a crime, they will cancel the account.

Just sayin.

Unfucking real.... makes me sick :Oh crap

I was just going to say. If they knew this was to raise legal funds for an accused child molester i think they would can the account right away. Doubt they would want to be associated if he is found guilty.

didn't he admit fucking the kid and the cops house?

lol at the $10 anonymous donation.

Donny: "Thanks for the $10 mom."

Just stopped by to say FUCK PSYCHO DONNY one more time

National Poons XXXmas Vacation

Donny wants to have the perfect Christmas holiday to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus. What better way to celebrate the holiday spirit than to head over to Sheriff Lewis's house and be among friends and family, especially the attractive young relative of Sheriff Lewis. Sheriff Lewis suggests they set up some lights to shoot some amateur porn and Donny thinks it is a great idea until he realizes that heat from the hot lamps is causing him to sweat so much that it accidentally shorts a fuse.

Craziness ensues as Donny gets mad at Sheriff Lewis for not giving him more time to play Dance Dance Revolution with the underage female since Donny is just starting to get the moves down. An argument breaks out which attracts the local SWAT team that Sheriff Lewis is a member of too. They surround the house and demand that Donny and Sheriff Lewis come out with their hands up.

Donny and Sheriff Lewis are arrested and on their way to jail they pass a man dressed as Santa with a child on his knee. A light bulb goes off and Donny decides that next Christmas when he gets out of jail that he will disguise himself as Santa to get into the holiday spirit.

eww two ginormous mastiffs? I didn't need to know that. Well, I guess it's okay since he loved them.

$10 raised in 10 days:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Fuck even Dave the homeless guy makes about $80 a day in the month of December.

Dude, Dave had help from his mentor and more importantly is not a suspected chomo.

It sounds like Dave can afford lodgings for the month the two grand he earned by asking for it.

It kind of cracks me up how his Facebook page is filled with posts from his church friends wishing him the best and praying for him, but not one of them will even give him $5 out of their pocket.

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Looks like it's been pulled already?

Looks like someone did just that.

Maybe AdultKing thought the donations were for a file locker.

Glad they pulled it.

I just emailed those cock suckers.... told then to place the blame where it belongs... on the church... not porn :1orglaugh

Another Really Creepy Interview #DonnyPauling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S7VImsbskU

15:05 - (talking about rape)

"There are some who are, ya know....almost raped. I never....ever did anything like that, If I did I would definitely admit it, because I admit to everything I do. I do know of some who pretty much raped them."

17:05 - "Pretty soon he is looking at illegal underage stuff. Because That's just what happens. When you're consuming something that isn't real and your soul knows it inside, it's not fulfilling, so so you get into things you'd never thought you'd ever be into."

:Oh crap

I'm still gonna wait for Baddog to tell me when it's ok to start thinking Domny has a screw loose...

That man is fucking sick and crazy

Exactly. Religion didn't make him sick and crazy, he simply realized at some point that he can better manipulate and hide amongst those who are looking for the good in others and more dismissive pr forgiving of the bad

wtf?????

There are some very sick people in this world. It could be that the jail commander knew Donny was a sexual predator and then thought he would be able to trust him to keep it quiet in order to enact his own fantasies. It could have been his fantasy (as sick as it is) to watch his female relative get screwed by another man.

I don't know much about Donny other than the little I've read here but it could also be that he is just crazy and came up with this crazy story as revenge.

Usually the latter scenario is the most probable. However that bail amount is very high and it seems unlike the police to go out of their way to charge one of their own without having considerable evidence. Then again it could be that someone making the decisions has a grudge against him too.

And yet another side to this- 16/17 is about the age where children might start feeling a sort of "screw it" attitude where they wouldn't be afraid to speak out about being abused by family members. Especially one with authority.