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yuu.design · 06-06-2014, 03:30 PM

Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?

scubadiver626 · 06-06-2014, 03:35 PM

Rent a bitch and have a beer and bj on the beach!
Fuk can't get that off the brain today.

_Richard_ · 06-06-2014, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by scubadiver626

Rent a bitch and have a beer and bj on the beach!
Fuk can't get that off the brain today.

ahem, all seriousness tho, what he said ^

wehateporn · 06-06-2014, 03:49 PM

Draw up plans of how to ensure you stay single for as long as possible

Chosen · 06-06-2014, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yuu

Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?

Enjoy the single life until you find a new girlfriend

Do something you really wanted but couldn't do while you had relationships

1215 · 06-06-2014, 04:15 PM

bang one of those girls you photograph for a "scene" -cmon, yuu can do it.

WDF · 06-06-2014, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1215

bang one of those girls you photograph for a "scene" -cmon, yuu can do it.

You forgot the "All Night Long!".

rowan · 06-06-2014, 04:33 PM

If you've lived with 2 girls in 4 years maybe it's time to enjoy being by yourself for a bit.

The Porn Nerd · 06-06-2014, 04:42 PM

OK first I do not believe you had a girlfriend, let alone 2 in 4 years. But I won't specualte how those relationships ended because I know you're probably hurting right now....

So here's what I do whenever I am over a girl: I go find another one and begin the vicious cycle all over again. Cheers!

Seth Manson · 06-06-2014, 06:10 PM

Fucking move to Thailand while you still can!

Phoenix · 06-06-2014, 06:13 PM

Get out of dodge. If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.

1. Hit the gym.
2. Make money.
3. Establish a harem.

dillonaire · 06-06-2014, 06:20 PM

Focus on yourself. Im always in the best shape when im single. Its hard to stay lean when im in a serious relationship. Going out to eat and dinners at home.

Get a rotation of girls going. Nothing serious, but some nice friends with benefits. Make sure you let them know you dont want anything serious cuz they will try to suck you in. Never see them more than once a week.

Enjoy your freedom.

dicknipples · 06-06-2014, 07:00 PM

Can't post url's so this sums it up: i.imgur.com/h88vrcx.png

RyuLion · 06-06-2014, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

Focus on yourself. Im always in the best shape when im single. Its hard to stay lean when im in a serious relationship. Going out to eat and dinners at home.

Get a rotation of girls going. Nothing serious, but some nice friends with benefits. Make sure you let them know you dont want anything serious cuz they will try to suck you in. Never see them more than once a week.

Enjoy your freedom.

deltav · 06-06-2014, 07:10 PM

Get a 5th of bourbon, drink while chain smoking and playing the Smiths all evening, then drunkenly call her at 2am, when she doesn't answer drive over to her place and throw rocks at the window until neighbors call the police.

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oppoten · 06-06-2014, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav

Get a 5th of bourbon, drink while chain smoking and playing the Smiths all evening, then drunkenly call her at 2am, when she doesn't answer drive over to her place and throw rocks at the window until neighbors call the police.

Is the right answer

Sin_Vraal · 06-06-2014, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

Get out of dodge. If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.

1. Hit the gym.
2. Make money.
3. Establish a harem.

This is no joke the best advice here.

Step one. Go gym. A lot. Switch to whisky and ciggarrettes, lose that extra fat. Cut ciggarretes/ weight loss drug after u are acceptably skinny. It's sad to say, really can't argue with the weight loss (and cancer ) aiding properties or smokes.

Step 2: rent bitches. U r probably fat after being in long term relationship. Renting them will toughen up your emotions and level up your game (hoes are predators, you'll be straight right quick.)

Step 3: harem. In truth women don't really have problems with other women as long as u correctly discipline them and adequate time in a week with them. And be equal in duties expectations and punishments. Ps: don't be weak, they smell that and then it's game over for whole haram. No matter how hot she is, don't hesitate to throw her out if she misbehaves.

At first you will mess up, but give it a year or 2 of hard work and learning ans then u can double/triple date them make them all live in same house etc (although it's better if they don't have direct access to u at will)

L-Pink · 06-06-2014, 09:50 PM

Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

Call her all hours of the day and night

Masturbate furiously to her old photos

Cry on her answering machine

Start stalking her

Vandalize her car

Follow her new man, you know she has one

Tattoo her name on your arm

Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

Kidnap her cat

Spend hours reading her facebook pages

Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

I hope I helped …….

.

bean-aid · 06-06-2014, 09:56 PM

First thing to do is not talk about the first thing to do...

Sid70 · 06-06-2014, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yuu

Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?

Think about why it happened, learn a lesson, spend a month staring at the wall..

or get a bunch of hookers right away!

Major (Tom) · 06-06-2014, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yuu

Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?

1. Buy a camera
2. Cruise model sites
3. Start a website
4. Make money while fucking countless bitches
5. Things will fall into place & it's a fun journey too

Best of luck
Duke

Captain Kawaii · 06-06-2014, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Fucking move to Thailand while you still can!

Bring lube and condoms and viagra - you all set ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

romeo22 · 06-07-2014, 12:23 AM

Same as all others in this situacion do
-go to bathroom
-put down your pants
-take your worm and do the job

cam_girls · 06-07-2014, 12:25 AM

buy a fukin chainsaw and petrol powered hedge trimmers.... WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

martinsc · 06-07-2014, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

1. Buy a camera
2. Cruise model sites
3. Start a website
4. Make money while fucking countless bitches
5. Things will fall into place & it's a fun journey too

Best of luck
Duke

baggg · 06-07-2014, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

Call her all hours of the day and night

Masturbate furiously to her old photos

Cry on her answering machine

Start stalking her

Vandalize her car

Follow her new man, you know she has one

Tattoo her name on your arm

Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

Kidnap her cat

Spend hours reading her facebook pages

Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

I hope I helped ??.

.

This,plus

-start to spread rumours about her having STDs,aids,abortion once a month
-how she loves scat and animal sex
-cum on her photos and upload them to xhamster
-upload all her bikini(and nude) pics all over the internet

Or just move on

PornDiscounts-V · 06-07-2014, 02:55 AM

Don't get another girlfriend you fucking dip shit!

Antonio · 06-07-2014, 03:59 AM

Do what every man on this planet does - hit the bar with some friends, keep telling them "thank god I got rid of that bitch," then 6 hours, 4 whiskeys and 12 beers later call her on the cell sobbing and tell her she's your soul mate and the love of your life and you want her "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"

Ramos · 06-07-2014, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.

nico-t · 06-07-2014, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vvvvv

Don't get another girlfriend you fucking dip shit!

Dmcontent · 06-07-2014, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

Call her all hours of the day and night

Masturbate furiously to her old photos

Cry on her answering machine

Start stalking her

Vandalize her car

Follow her new man, you know she has one

Tattoo her name on your arm

Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

Kidnap her cat

Spend hours reading her facebook pages

Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

I hope I helped ??.

.

Speaking from previous experiences... Hein!!!

seeandsee · 06-07-2014, 07:16 AM

get some young babe to suck your hairy balls

jimmycastor · 06-07-2014, 07:19 AM

at this time of the year,hell what a lucky bastard you are...

my relationsships mostly get broken middle of winter

pornmasta · 06-07-2014, 07:40 AM

scratch your balls and drink a beer

PornDude · 06-07-2014, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

1. Buy a camera
2. Cruise model sites
3. Start a website
4. Make money while fucking countless bitches
5. Things will fall into place & it's a fun journey too

Best of luck
Duke

This is pretty much what he does

However you need to add one more line.

6. Fuck those hotties with beautiful eyes

NaughtyRob · 06-07-2014, 10:44 AM

Fuck your models.

CDSmith · 06-07-2014, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

Enjoy your freedom.

Best advice in this thread right there.

fitzmulti · 06-07-2014, 11:04 AM

Reorganize your home so it doesn't look like a chick just moved out...get one, or two, or however many of your models to come over...and get laid!

Just Alex · 06-07-2014, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yuu

Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?

Buy convertible Mazda Miata, drive around club's parking lot playing "Thong Song" type of music and keep flashing your gold chains and pinkie ring. Oh, Hawaiian shirt is a must.

The Hun · 06-07-2014, 11:59 AM

Hide the body I guess...

ErectMedia · 06-07-2014, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav

Get a 5th of bourbon, drink while chain smoking and playing the Smiths all evening, then drunkenly call her at 2am, when she doesn't answer drive over to her place and throw rocks at the window until neighbors call the police.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

Do what every man on this planet does - hit the bar with some friends, keep telling them "thank god I got rid of that bitch," then 6 hours, 4 whiskeys and 12 beers later call her on the cell sobbing and tell her she's your soul mate and the love of your life and you want her "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"

most realistic posts

too many bounce from relationship to relationship, enjoy being single, make yourself happy with yourself/life and the rest will follow, nothing wrong with sampling the buffet before you pick your main course

American Psycho · 06-07-2014, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

Get out of dodge. If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.

1. Hit the gym.
2. Make money.
3. Establish a harem.

Do you have suggestions on accommodations or cities to visit there?

mineistaken · 06-07-2014, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

Draw up plans of how to ensure you stay single for as long as possible

Unless you are white, then you have an obligation to take care of population.

mineistaken · 06-07-2014, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

Call her all hours of the day and night

Masturbate furiously to her old photos

Cry on her answering machine

Start stalking her

Vandalize her car

Follow her new man, you know she has one

Tattoo her name on your arm

Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

Kidnap her cat

Spend hours reading her facebook pages

Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

I hope I helped ??.

.

Funny thing that big portion of male specimen do that. Disgrace to mankind

mineistaken · 06-07-2014, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vvvvv

Don't get another girlfriend you fucking dip shit!

And this if for the win.

bigPunk · 06-07-2014, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Fucking move to Thailand while you still can!

:thum bsup

: thumbsup

mineistaken · 06-07-2014, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OK first I do not believe you had a girlfriend, let alone 2 in 4 years. But I won't specualte how those relationships ended because I know you're probably hurting right now....

You don't believe he had a GF, yet you know he is hurting?

mineistaken · 06-07-2014, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigPunk

:thum bsup

: thumbsup

That's for losers who can't get laid in own countries

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