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  • yuu.design
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    • Mar 2006
    • 25308

    #1

    First thing to do after being single again?

    Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
    Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

    What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?
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  • scubadiver626
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 1034

    #2
    Rent a bitch and have a beer and bj on the beach!
    Fuk can't get that off the brain today.
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    • _Richard_
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      • Oct 2006
      • 30989

      #3
      Originally posted by scubadiver626
      Rent a bitch and have a beer and bj on the beach!
      Fuk can't get that off the brain today.


      ahem, all seriousness tho, what he said ^

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      • wehateporn
        Promoting Debate on GFY
        • Apr 2007
        • 27176

        #4
        Draw up plans of how to ensure you stay single for as long as possible
        Last edited by wehateporn; 06-06-2014, 02:51 PM.

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        • Chosen
          • Aug 2001
          • 63151

          #5
          Originally posted by yuu
          Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
          Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

          What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?
          Enjoy the single life until you find a new girlfriend
          Do something you really wanted but couldn't do while you had relationships

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          • 1215
            Boner Party
            • Aug 2004
            • 2409

            #6
            bang one of those girls you photograph for a "scene" -cmon, yuu can do it.
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            • WDF
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2013
              • 2248

              #7
              Originally posted by 1215
              bang one of those girls you photograph for a "scene" -cmon, yuu can do it.

              You forgot the "All Night Long!".
              Please HELP

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              • rowan
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                • Mar 2002
                • 17393

                #8
                If you've lived with 2 girls in 4 years maybe it's time to enjoy being by yourself for a bit.

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                • The Porn Nerd
                  Living The Dream
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 19780

                  #9
                  OK first I do not believe you had a girlfriend, let alone 2 in 4 years. But I won't specualte how those relationships ended because I know you're probably hurting right now....

                  So here's what I do whenever I am over a girl: I go find another one and begin the vicious cycle all over again. Cheers!
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                  • Seth Manson
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                    • Jul 2010
                    • 3988

                    #10
                    Fucking move to Thailand while you still can!

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                    • Phoenix
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475

                      #11
                      Get out of dodge. If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.

                      1. Hit the gym.
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                      3. Establish a harem.
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                      • dillonaire
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                        • May 2009
                        • 1795

                        #12
                        Focus on yourself. Im always in the best shape when im single. Its hard to stay lean when im in a serious relationship. Going out to eat and dinners at home.

                        Get a rotation of girls going. Nothing serious, but some nice friends with benefits. Make sure you let them know you dont want anything serious cuz they will try to suck you in. Never see them more than once a week.

                        Enjoy your freedom.
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                        • dicknipples
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                          • May 2014
                          • 654

                          #13
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                          • RyuLion
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 32364

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gamelinkjeff
                            Focus on yourself. Im always in the best shape when im single. Its hard to stay lean when im in a serious relationship. Going out to eat and dinners at home.

                            Get a rotation of girls going. Nothing serious, but some nice friends with benefits. Make sure you let them know you dont want anything serious cuz they will try to suck you in. Never see them more than once a week.

                            Enjoy your freedom.

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                            • deltav
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                              • May 2010
                              • 1243

                              #15
                              Get a 5th of bourbon, drink while chain smoking and playing the Smiths all evening, then drunkenly call her at 2am, when she doesn't answer drive over to her place and throw rocks at the window until neighbors call the police.
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                              • cam_girls
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                                • Apr 2009
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                                #16
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                                • cam_girls
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                                  • Apr 2009
                                  • 2968

                                  #17
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                                  • oppoten
                                    NAME THE JEW
                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 4791

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by deltav
                                    Get a 5th of bourbon, drink while chain smoking and playing the Smiths all evening, then drunkenly call her at 2am, when she doesn't answer drive over to her place and throw rocks at the window until neighbors call the police.
                                    Is the right answer

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                                    • Sin_Vraal
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 465

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                                      Get out of dodge. If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.

                                      1. Hit the gym.
                                      2. Make money.
                                      3. Establish a harem.
                                      This is no joke the best advice here.

                                      Step one. Go gym. A lot. Switch to whisky and ciggarrettes, lose that extra fat. Cut ciggarretes/ weight loss drug after u are acceptably skinny. It's sad to say, really can't argue with the weight loss (and cancer ) aiding properties or smokes.

                                      Step 2: rent bitches. U r probably fat after being in long term relationship. Renting them will toughen up your emotions and level up your game (hoes are predators, you'll be straight right quick.)

                                      Step 3: harem. In truth women don't really have problems with other women as long as u correctly discipline them and adequate time in a week with them. And be equal in duties expectations and punishments. Ps: don't be weak, they smell that and then it's game over for whole haram. No matter how hot she is, don't hesitate to throw her out if she misbehaves.

                                      At first you will mess up, but give it a year or 2 of hard work and learning ans then u can double/triple date them make them all live in same house etc (although it's better if they don't have direct access to u at will)
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                                      • L-Pink
                                        working on my tan
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 39151

                                        #20
                                        Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

                                        Call her all hours of the day and night

                                        Masturbate furiously to her old photos

                                        Cry on her answering machine

                                        Start stalking her

                                        Vandalize her car

                                        Follow her new man, you know she has one

                                        Tattoo her name on your arm

                                        Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

                                        Kidnap her cat

                                        Spend hours reading her facebook pages

                                        Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

                                        I hope I helped …….


                                        .

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                                        • bean-aid
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jun 2011
                                          • 16493

                                          #21
                                          First thing to do is not talk about the first thing to do...

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                                          • Sid70
                                            Downshifter
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 16413

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by yuu
                                            Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
                                            Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

                                            What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?
                                            Think about why it happened, learn a lesson, spend a month staring at the wall.. or get a bunch of hookers right away!
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                                            • Major (Tom)
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32492

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by yuu
                                              Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
                                              Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

                                              What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?
                                              1. Buy a camera
                                              2. Cruise model sites
                                              3. Start a website
                                              4. Make money while fucking countless bitches
                                              5. Things will fall into place & it's a fun journey too

                                              Best of luck
                                              Duke

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                                              • Captain Kawaii
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Oct 2007
                                                • 6748

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                Fucking move to Thailand while you still can!
                                                Bring lube and condoms and viagra - you all set ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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                                                • romeo22
                                                  你自己去他媽的
                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                  • 23328

                                                  #25
                                                  Same as all others in this situacion do
                                                  -go to bathroom
                                                  -put down your pants
                                                  -take your worm and do the job

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                                                  • cam_girls
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 2968

                                                    #26
                                                    buy a fukin chainsaw and petrol powered hedge trimmers.... WHILE YOU STILL CAN!



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                                                    • martinsc
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 27043

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                                      1. Buy a camera
                                                      2. Cruise model sites
                                                      3. Start a website
                                                      4. Make money while fucking countless bitches
                                                      5. Things will fall into place & it's a fun journey too

                                                      Best of luck
                                                      Duke
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                                                      • baggg
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Mar 2012
                                                        • 1432

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                        Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

                                                        Call her all hours of the day and night

                                                        Masturbate furiously to her old photos

                                                        Cry on her answering machine

                                                        Start stalking her

                                                        Vandalize her car

                                                        Follow her new man, you know she has one

                                                        Tattoo her name on your arm

                                                        Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

                                                        Kidnap her cat

                                                        Spend hours reading her facebook pages

                                                        Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

                                                        I hope I helped ??.


                                                        .

                                                        This,plus

                                                        -start to spread rumours about her having STDs,aids,abortion once a month
                                                        -how she loves scat and animal sex
                                                        -cum on her photos and upload them to xhamster
                                                        -upload all her bikini(and nude) pics all over the internet



                                                        Or just move on

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                                                        • PornDiscounts-V
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 5744

                                                          #29
                                                          Don't get another girlfriend you fucking dip shit!
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                                                          • Antonio
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 14136

                                                            #30
                                                            Do what every man on this planet does - hit the bar with some friends, keep telling them "thank god I got rid of that bitch," then 6 hours, 4 whiskeys and 12 beers later call her on the cell sobbing and tell her she's your soul mate and the love of your life and you want her "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"

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                                                            • Ramos
                                                              Custom User Title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 11927

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                              If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.
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                                                              • nico-t
                                                                emperor of my world
                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 29901

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by vvvvv
                                                                Don't get another girlfriend you fucking dip shit!

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                                                                • Dmcontent
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 495

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                  Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

                                                                  Call her all hours of the day and night

                                                                  Masturbate furiously to her old photos

                                                                  Cry on her answering machine

                                                                  Start stalking her

                                                                  Vandalize her car

                                                                  Follow her new man, you know she has one

                                                                  Tattoo her name on your arm

                                                                  Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

                                                                  Kidnap her cat

                                                                  Spend hours reading her facebook pages

                                                                  Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

                                                                  I hope I helped ??.


                                                                  .
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                                                                  • seeandsee
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                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                    • 50945

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • jimmycastor
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 342

                                                                      #35
                                                                      at this time of the year,hell what a lucky bastard you are...

                                                                      my relationsships mostly get broken middle of winter

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                                                                      • pornmasta
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                                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                                        • 19811

                                                                        #36
                                                                        scratch your balls and drink a beer

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                                                                        • PornDude
                                                                          I'm still broke.
                                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                                          • 3083

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                                                          1. Buy a camera
                                                                          2. Cruise model sites
                                                                          3. Start a website
                                                                          4. Make money while fucking countless bitches
                                                                          5. Things will fall into place & it's a fun journey too

                                                                          Best of luck
                                                                          Duke
                                                                          This is pretty much what he does

                                                                          However you need to add one more line.

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                                                                          • NaughtyRob
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                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                            • 29602

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Fuck your models.
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                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 51460

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by gamelinkjeff
                                                                              Enjoy your freedom.
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                                                                              • fitzmulti
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                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                • 14861

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Reorganize your home so it doesn't look like a chick just moved out...get one, or two, or however many of your models to come over...and get laid!


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                                                                                • Just Alex
                                                                                  Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                                  • 6060

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by yuu
                                                                                  Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
                                                                                  Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

                                                                                  What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?
                                                                                  Buy convertible Mazda Miata, drive around club's parking lot playing "Thong Song" type of music and keep flashing your gold chains and pinkie ring. Oh, Hawaiian shirt is a must.

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                                                                                  • The Hun
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 1205

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Hide the body I guess...

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                                                                                    • ErectMedia
                                                                                      Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 7100

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by deltav
                                                                                      Get a 5th of bourbon, drink while chain smoking and playing the Smiths all evening, then drunkenly call her at 2am, when she doesn't answer drive over to her place and throw rocks at the window until neighbors call the police.
                                                                                      Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                                      Do what every man on this planet does - hit the bar with some friends, keep telling them "thank god I got rid of that bitch," then 6 hours, 4 whiskeys and 12 beers later call her on the cell sobbing and tell her she's your soul mate and the love of your life and you want her "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"
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                                                                                      too many bounce from relationship to relationship, enjoy being single, make yourself happy with yourself/life and the rest will follow, nothing wrong with sampling the buffet before you pick your main course
                                                                                      Last edited by ErectMedia; 06-07-2014, 11:28 AM.

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                                                                                      • American Psycho
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2009
                                                                                        • 3068

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                        Get out of dodge. If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.

                                                                                        1. Hit the gym.
                                                                                        2. Make money.
                                                                                        3. Establish a harem.
                                                                                        Do you have suggestions on accommodations or cities to visit there?

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                                                                                        • mineistaken
                                                                                          See signature :)
                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                          • 29656

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by wehateporn
                                                                                          Draw up plans of how to ensure you stay single for as long as possible


                                                                                          Unless you are white, then you have an obligation to take care of population.

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                                                                                          • mineistaken
                                                                                            See signature :)
                                                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                                                            • 29656

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                            Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

                                                                                            Call her all hours of the day and night

                                                                                            Masturbate furiously to her old photos

                                                                                            Cry on her answering machine

                                                                                            Start stalking her

                                                                                            Vandalize her car

                                                                                            Follow her new man, you know she has one

                                                                                            Tattoo her name on your arm

                                                                                            Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

                                                                                            Kidnap her cat

                                                                                            Spend hours reading her facebook pages

                                                                                            Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

                                                                                            I hope I helped ??.


                                                                                            .
                                                                                            Funny thing that big portion of male specimen do that. Disgrace to mankind

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                                                                                            • mineistaken
                                                                                              See signature :)
                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                              • 29656

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by vvvvv
                                                                                              Don't get another girlfriend you fucking dip shit!
                                                                                              And this if for the win.

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                                                                                              • bigPunk
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jan 2012
                                                                                                • 1091

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                                Fucking move to Thailand while you still can!
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                                                                                                • mineistaken
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                                  • 29656

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                                                  OK first I do not believe you had a girlfriend, let alone 2 in 4 years. But I won't specualte how those relationships ended because I know you're probably hurting right now....
                                                                                                  You don't believe he had a GF, yet you know he is hurting?

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                                                                                                  • mineistaken
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                                                                    • 29656

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by bigPunk
                                                                                                    That's for losers who can't get laid in own countries

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