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Originally Posted by deltav
Get a 5th of bourbon, drink while chain smoking and playing the Smiths all evening, then drunkenly call her at 2am, when she doesn't answer drive over to her place and throw rocks at the window until neighbors call the police.
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Originally Posted by Antonio
Do what every man on this planet does - hit the bar with some friends, keep telling them "thank god I got rid of that bitch," then 6 hours, 4 whiskeys and 12 beers later call her on the cell sobbing and tell her she's your soul mate and the love of your life and you want her "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"
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too many bounce from relationship to relationship, enjoy being single, make yourself happy with yourself/life and the rest will follow, nothing wrong with sampling the buffet before you pick your main course
