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Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone
Call her all hours of the day and night
Masturbate furiously to her old photos
Cry on her answering machine
Start stalking her
Vandalize her car
Follow her new man, you know she has one
Tattoo her name on your arm
Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were
Kidnap her cat
Spend hours reading her facebook pages
Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate
I hope I helped …….
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