Originally Posted by L-Pink

Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

Call her all hours of the day and night

Masturbate furiously to her old photos

Cry on her answering machine

Start stalking her

Vandalize her car

Follow her new man, you know she has one

Tattoo her name on your arm

Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

Kidnap her cat

Spend hours reading her facebook pages

Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

I hope I helped ??.


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