Lissbon How Tos?

[Sid70]

The cheapest flight scheme from Austria, Germany, CZ, Poland?
The city is fucking far away I need a proven route.
THanks.

[EddyTheDog]

Try - http://www.skyscanner.net/

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Try - http://www.skyscanner.net/

Yeah, thanks. $500 the min cost, ffs, is that in America?

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by Sid70

Yeah, thanks. $500 the min cost, ffs, is that in America?

With such a broad list of countries (Poland, Germany, CZ, Austria) I am 99% sure that there are plenty of cheaper options. Unless you have specific/close date.
On top of that you cover almost half of the continent with that country list...

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

With such a broad list of countries (Poland, Germany, CZ, Austria) I am 99% sure that there are plenty of cheaper options. Unless you have specific/close date.
On top of that you cover almost half of the continent with that country list...

I'm in Poland and it's cheap to get to any of those... $500 is the cheapest from Warsaw. I believe Lisbon is a shithole noone visits.

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by Sid70

Yeah, thanks. $500 the min cost, ffs, is that in America?

You will get cheaper than that!..

When you are selecting the dates use 'whole month' and it will give the lowest price available for each day.....

I just did this for May from Frankfurt and the lowest price is £22...



From Warsaw £188 and Prague £155.....

[EddyTheDog]

If you don't mind changing then the best prices are Warsaw to Oslo then Oslo to Lisbon - That was from £74 in May...

Those Norwegian flights are pretty good as well - Free WiFi onboard for a start.....

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

If you don't mind changing then the best prices are Warsaw to Oslo then Oslo to Lisbon - That was from £74 in May...

Those Norwegian flights are pretty good as well - Free WiFi onboard for a start.....

I dont know where are you getting these from, my screen is:



1USD = 3PLN.

[EddyTheDog]

Fill in the front page form like this:



Note that I have changed the date in the drop down to May/Whole Month - Also make sure the Directs box is unchecked...

You should get something like this - If not then try changing your location to UK.....



The cheapest is £74...

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Fill in the front page form like this:



Note that I have changed the date in the drop down to May/Whole Month - Also make sure the Directs box is unchecked...

You should get something like this - If not then try changing your location to UK.....



The cheapest is £74...

London to Lisbon is about 100 EUR, you guys sure have cheap ass flight offers.

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by Sid70

London to Lisbon is about 100 EUR, you guys sure have cheap ass flight offers.

I have flown to Spain for about 20 Euros - It usually costs more to get to the airport than the flight itself...

Did you find the cheap Warsaw flights?....

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by Sid70

London to Lisbon is about 100 EUR, you guys sure have cheap ass flight offers.

I can do London to Lisbon for 35 Euros on the 7th May...

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I can do London to Lisbon for 35 Euros on the 7th May...

Fucking need a visa to UK or I'd be taking those routes too.

I live in the south so honestly Warsaw is not the best choice for me,
Katowice to Lisbon = $400.

[mineistaken]

Well now you talk about Varsaw/Poland. When you talked about many countries including Germany I know for certain that you can get for 100Eur, 150eur tops... Not to mention special deals like those that Eddy showed. So I was surprised that you was not able to find those flights

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Well now you talk about Varsaw/Poland. When you talked about many countries including Germany I know for certain that you can get for 100Eur, 150eur tops... Not to mention special deals like those that Eddy showed. So I was surprised that you was not able to find those flights

Fucking UK pricing stands alone, no other place offers it that cheap - I just realized that. Didnt think other countries would have very different tariffs since they are very close.

[mOrrI]

U coming to Lisbon on vacation?

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by mOrrI

U coming to Lisbon on vacation?

I liked the pics so I wanted to spend 3-4 days walking around the town.

[mOrrI]

Originally Posted by Sid70

I liked the pics so I wanted to spend 3-4 days walking around the town.

What pictures?

Well come in the Summer, better weather :p

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by mOrrI

What pictures?

Well come in the Summer, better weather :p

The yellow tram and narrow streets, mate, what else? No, summer is too hot.

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by Sid70

Fucking UK pricing stands alone, no other place offers it that cheap - I just realized that. Didnt think other countries would have very different tariffs since they are very close.

No, Eddy just posted 22 pound ticket from Frankfurt. I could post you numerous of tickets for under 150eur or even under 100eur from Germany. It seems like you are using different internet....

[mOrrI]

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

No, Eddy just posted 22 pound ticket from Frankfurt. I could post you numerous of tickets for under 150eur or even under 100eur from Germany. It seems like you are using different internet....

It seems like you are acting in a very annoying way, it's to help me to understand there are no cheap flights from my area and Poland does not offer direct flights to Lisbon, not to prove how good you or Eddy are at finding cheap flights from other locations.

It's a pity we're 500 rm from Berlin and we don't have that 22 J offer.

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by mOrrI

Noice

Daily life, how cheap is that?

[bns666]

for Lisboa and Portugal, I really liked it there.

[CurrentlySober]

Why would Lesbians need a 'how too' guide?

Just strip, lick each others cunts and maybe use a dildo or poo on each other?

Its really not THAT hard... ?

[Sid70]

Frankfurt search I'm getting...

$300 the lowest, WTF?

[Tom.K]

lisbon is my favorite european city, great food, cheap, warm, been there more than 20 times

try edreams.com, kayak.com (they have option for +-3 days or week so you can choose best price), vueling.com (you fly through barcelona, you could stay for few days there and enjoy some paella and wine) or ryanair.com, I flew with them to germany few times for ridiculous price, 20 euros return ticket

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Why would Lesbians need a 'how too' guide?

Just strip, lick each others cunts and maybe use a dildo or poo on each other?

Its really not THAT hard... ?

Good advice!

[EddyTheDog]

There is a Language and Location option at the very top - Try changing that to UK with Euros - You can still search for flights from Poland etc...

Maybe you will get the same results as me that way.....

[Tom.K]

and 300 $ is cheap, at least from my point of view

you have on ryanair.com 240 zlots katowice to london and london lisbon for 25 pounds, maybe some other city from poland even less. check there, probably you can find some return deal for 100-120 euros

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by Tom.K

lisbon is my favorite european city, great food, cheap, warm, been there more than 20 times

try edreams.com, kayak.com (they have option for +-3 days or week so you can choose best price), vueling.com (you fly through barcelona, you could stay for few days there and enjoy some paella and wine) or ryanair.com, I flew with them to germany few times for ridiculous price, 20 euros return ticket

vueling.com - thanks. $166 from Warsaw via Barcelona, so far the best offer.

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by Sid70

It seems like you are acting in a very annoying way, it's to help me to understand there are no cheap flights from my area and Poland does not offer direct flights to Lisbon, not to prove how good you or Eddy are at finding cheap flights from other locations.

There are MANY cheap flights from your described area (Poland, Germany, CZ, Austria).
So no , you did not prove anything. Unless now you changed your story and you are talking about flight from only that part of Poland where you are.

And sorry for trying to help. You are very strange person, as proven many many times in the past.

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by Tom.K

and 300 $ is cheap, at least from my point of view

you have on ryanair.com 240 zlots katowice to london and london lisbon for 25 pounds, maybe some other city from poland even less. check there, probably you can find some return deal for 100-120 euros

Gotta call to ask if they allow me in the transit zone without UK visa.

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

There are MANY cheap flights from your described area (Poland, Germany, CZ, Austria).
So no , you did not prove anything. Unless now you changed your story and you are talking about flight from only that part of Poland where you are.

And sorry for trying to help. You are very strange person, as proven many many times in the past.

WTF?
Why are you acting like that? You need a hug?

[Tom.K]

you need visa for uk? yea, uk is not schengen, they ask me for passport every time I go there

[Sid70]

So the problem was solved.
Apparently, even though Germany, Austria, CZ and Poland are close one to each other pricing and flights differ much.
Best offers are UK based but I need a visa most likely for a transit.
So, the best choice would be Warsaw via Barcelona.

Thanks everyone.

/thread

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by Tom.K

you need visa for uk? yea, uk is not schengen, they ask me for passport every time I go there

Yeah, I'm not Polish so I do need a visa.

[Tom.K]

Originally Posted by Sid70

vueling.com - thanks. $166 from Warsaw via Barcelona, so far the best offer.

and stay in barcelona couple of days, not so cheap as lisbon, but worth to visit and see the crowd and statues in la rambla and smell the fish in market place (it smells like huge vagina, every time I take deep breath there...)

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by Tom.K

and stay in barcelona couple of days, not so cheap as lisbon, but worth to visit and see the crowd and statues in la rambla and smell the fish in market place (it smells like huge vagina, every time I take deep breath there...)

May be I'd even do Barcelona first, wanted to visit the place too. My problem it's all multiplied by 4 LOL - gotta work hard

[Sexier]

Fuck Lisbon just fly to Porto you will not regret, cheap flights from nuremberg and dresden also cheap from prague... then if you wish just take train, is like 30 euro for 2 hours ride

[Tom.K]

Originally Posted by Sid70

May be I'd even do Barcelona first, wanted to visit the place too. My problem it's all multiplied by 4 LOL - gotta work hard

if you are alone and travel on budget, you can find accommodation in every city for 15 euros per night, I've been in Barcelona in some place for 12 euros per night, single room, shared toilet, but you have sink in room so you can piss there...

even in berlin, I was with ex girlfriend, we had accom for 24 euros per night, nice room with toilet and in charlottenburg

and food, you can try something special once and then survive on chinese or turkish. but in lisbon, you will want to eat portugese food and even in places eat-all-you-can for 6 euros, food is excellent

did I mentioned that weed is also free to posses there? if you are in that. actually, when you walk the main street, at least 5 guys will approach you and offer sun glasses and when you are not interested, they will offer weed and hash... and you can smoke freely in park. not my type of fun, but some people enjoy it so just giving advice...

[Sid70]

Originally Posted by Tom.K

if you are alone and travel on budget . . .

Those days are gone

[mOrrI]

Originally Posted by Sexier

Fuck Lisbon just fly to Porto you will not regret, cheap flights from nuremberg and dresden also cheap from prague... then if you wish just take train, is like 30 euro for 2 hours ride

Nah.... Porto sucks balls...
Lisboa is the place to be :D