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Sid70 04-22-2014 08:13 AM

Lissbon How Tos?
 
The cheapest flight scheme from Austria, Germany, CZ, Poland?
The city is fucking far away I need a proven route.
THanks.

EddyTheDog 04-22-2014 08:41 AM

Try - http://www.skyscanner.net/

Sid70 04-22-2014 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20058507)

Yeah, thanks. $500 the min cost, ffs, is that in America?

mineistaken 04-22-2014 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058523)
Yeah, thanks. $500 the min cost, ffs, is that in America?

With such a broad list of countries (Poland, Germany, CZ, Austria) I am 99% sure that there are plenty of cheaper options. Unless you have specific/close date.
On top of that you cover almost half of the continent with that country list...

Sid70 04-22-2014 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20058525)
With such a broad list of countries (Poland, Germany, CZ, Austria) I am 99% sure that there are plenty of cheaper options. Unless you have specific/close date.
On top of that you cover almost half of the continent with that country list...

I'm in Poland and it's cheap to get to any of those... $500 is the cheapest from Warsaw. I believe Lisbon is a shithole noone visits.

EddyTheDog 04-22-2014 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058523)
Yeah, thanks. $500 the min cost, ffs, is that in America?

You will get cheaper than that!..

When you are selecting the dates use 'whole month' and it will give the lowest price available for each day.....

I just did this for May from Frankfurt and the lowest price is £22...

http://i.imgur.com/ypIwB4N.png

From Warsaw £188 and Prague £155.....

EddyTheDog 04-22-2014 09:17 AM

If you don't mind changing then the best prices are Warsaw to Oslo then Oslo to Lisbon - That was from £74 in May...

Those Norwegian flights are pretty good as well - Free WiFi onboard for a start.....

Sid70 04-22-2014 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20058547)
If you don't mind changing then the best prices are Warsaw to Oslo then Oslo to Lisbon - That was from £74 in May...

Those Norwegian flights are pretty good as well - Free WiFi onboard for a start.....

I dont know where are you getting these from, my screen is:

http://oi59.tinypic.com/33a9nup.jpg

1USD = 3PLN.

EddyTheDog 04-22-2014 09:58 AM

Fill in the front page form like this:

http://i.imgur.com/1A2hxgK.png

Note that I have changed the date in the drop down to May/Whole Month - Also make sure the Directs box is unchecked...

You should get something like this - If not then try changing your location to UK.....

http://i.imgur.com/gWIKbE0.png

The cheapest is £74...

Sid70 04-22-2014 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20058622)
Fill in the front page form like this:

http://i.imgur.com/1A2hxgK.png

Note that I have changed the date in the drop down to May/Whole Month - Also make sure the Directs box is unchecked...

You should get something like this - If not then try changing your location to UK.....

http://i.imgur.com/gWIKbE0.png

The cheapest is £74...

London to Lisbon is about 100 EUR, you guys sure have cheap ass flight offers.

EddyTheDog 04-22-2014 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058667)
London to Lisbon is about 100 EUR, you guys sure have cheap ass flight offers.

I have flown to Spain for about 20 Euros - It usually costs more to get to the airport than the flight itself...

Did you find the cheap Warsaw flights?....

EddyTheDog 04-22-2014 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058667)
London to Lisbon is about 100 EUR, you guys sure have cheap ass flight offers.

I can do London to Lisbon for 35 Euros on the 7th May...

Sid70 04-22-2014 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20058679)
I can do London to Lisbon for 35 Euros on the 7th May...

Fucking need a visa to UK or I'd be taking those routes too.

I live in the south so honestly Warsaw is not the best choice for me,
Katowice to Lisbon = $400.

mineistaken 04-22-2014 11:00 AM

Well now you talk about Varsaw/Poland. When you talked about many countries including Germany I know for certain that you can get for 100Eur, 150eur tops... Not to mention special deals like those that Eddy showed. So I was surprised that you was not able to find those flights :)

Sid70 04-22-2014 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20058728)
Well now you talk about Varsaw/Poland. When you talked about many countries including Germany I know for certain that you can get for 100Eur, 150eur tops... Not to mention special deals like those that Eddy showed. So I was surprised that you was not able to find those flights :)

Fucking UK pricing stands alone, no other place offers it that cheap - I just realized that. Didnt think other countries would have very different tariffs since they are very close.

mOrrI 04-22-2014 11:15 AM

U coming to Lisbon on vacation?

Sid70 04-22-2014 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mOrrI (Post 20058757)
U coming to Lisbon on vacation?

I liked the pics so I wanted to spend 3-4 days walking around the town.

mOrrI 04-22-2014 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058763)
I liked the pics so I wanted to spend 3-4 days walking around the town.

What pictures?

Well come in the Summer, better weather :p

Sid70 04-22-2014 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mOrrI (Post 20058778)
What pictures?

Well come in the Summer, better weather :p

The yellow tram and narrow streets, mate, what else? No, summer is too hot.

mineistaken 04-22-2014 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058755)
Fucking UK pricing stands alone, no other place offers it that cheap - I just realized that. Didnt think other countries would have very different tariffs since they are very close.

No, Eddy just posted 22 pound ticket from Frankfurt. I could post you numerous of tickets for under 150eur or even under 100eur from Germany. It seems like you are using different internet....

mOrrI 04-22-2014 11:27 AM


Sid70 04-22-2014 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20058786)
No, Eddy just posted 22 pound ticket from Frankfurt. I could post you numerous of tickets for under 150eur or even under 100eur from Germany. It seems like you are using different internet....

It seems like you are acting in a very annoying way, it's to help me to understand there are no cheap flights from my area and Poland does not offer direct flights to Lisbon, not to prove how good you or Eddy are at finding cheap flights from other locations.

It's a pity we're 500 rm from Berlin and we don't have that 22 J offer.

Sid70 04-22-2014 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mOrrI (Post 20058787)

Noice :)

Daily life, how cheap is that?

bns666 04-22-2014 11:47 AM

:thumbsup for Lisboa and Portugal, I really liked it there.

CurrentlySober 04-22-2014 11:48 AM

Why would Lesbians need a 'how too' guide?

Just strip, lick each others cunts and maybe use a dildo or poo on each other?

Its really not THAT hard... ?

Sid70 04-22-2014 11:49 AM

Frankfurt search I'm getting...

$300 the lowest, WTF?

http://oi60.tinypic.com/ern5ts.jpg

Tom.K 04-22-2014 11:54 AM

lisbon is my favorite european city, great food, cheap, warm, been there more than 20 times

try edreams.com, kayak.com (they have option for +-3 days or week so you can choose best price), vueling.com (you fly through barcelona, you could stay for few days there and enjoy some paella and wine) or ryanair.com, I flew with them to germany few times for ridiculous price, 20 euros return ticket

Sid70 04-22-2014 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20058822)
Why would Lesbians need a 'how too' guide?

Just strip, lick each others cunts and maybe use a dildo or poo on each other?

Its really not THAT hard... ?

Good advice!

EddyTheDog 04-22-2014 12:01 PM

There is a Language and Location option at the very top - Try changing that to UK with Euros - You can still search for flights from Poland etc...

Maybe you will get the same results as me that way.....

Tom.K 04-22-2014 12:02 PM

and 300 $ is cheap, at least from my point of view

you have on ryanair.com 240 zlots katowice to london and london lisbon for 25 pounds, maybe some other city from poland even less. check there, probably you can find some return deal for 100-120 euros

Sid70 04-22-2014 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom.K (Post 20058829)
lisbon is my favorite european city, great food, cheap, warm, been there more than 20 times

try edreams.com, kayak.com (they have option for +-3 days or week so you can choose best price), vueling.com (you fly through barcelona, you could stay for few days there and enjoy some paella and wine) or ryanair.com, I flew with them to germany few times for ridiculous price, 20 euros return ticket

vueling.com - thanks. $166 from Warsaw via Barcelona, so far the best offer.

mineistaken 04-22-2014 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058810)
It seems like you are acting in a very annoying way, it's to help me to understand there are no cheap flights from my area and Poland does not offer direct flights to Lisbon, not to prove how good you or Eddy are at finding cheap flights from other locations.

There are MANY cheap flights from your described area (Poland, Germany, CZ, Austria).
So no , you did not prove anything. Unless now you changed your story and you are talking about flight from only that part of Poland where you are.

And sorry for trying to help. You are very strange person, as proven many many times in the past.

Sid70 04-22-2014 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom.K (Post 20058840)
and 300 $ is cheap, at least from my point of view

you have on ryanair.com 240 zlots katowice to london and london lisbon for 25 pounds, maybe some other city from poland even less. check there, probably you can find some return deal for 100-120 euros

Gotta call to ask if they allow me in the transit zone without UK visa.

Sid70 04-22-2014 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20058848)
There are MANY cheap flights from your described area (Poland, Germany, CZ, Austria).
So no , you did not prove anything. Unless now you changed your story and you are talking about flight from only that part of Poland where you are.

And sorry for trying to help. You are very strange person, as proven many many times in the past.

WTF? :thumbsup :Oh crap
Why are you acting like that? You need a hug?

Tom.K 04-22-2014 12:17 PM

you need visa for uk? yea, uk is not schengen, they ask me for passport every time I go there

Sid70 04-22-2014 12:19 PM

So the problem was solved.
Apparently, even though Germany, Austria, CZ and Poland are close one to each other pricing and flights differ much.
Best offers are UK based but I need a visa most likely for a transit.
So, the best choice would be Warsaw via Barcelona.

Thanks everyone.

/thread

Sid70 04-22-2014 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom.K (Post 20058865)
you need visa for uk? yea, uk is not schengen, they ask me for passport every time I go there

Yeah, I'm not Polish so I do need a visa.

Tom.K 04-22-2014 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058842)
vueling.com - thanks. $166 from Warsaw via Barcelona, so far the best offer.

and stay in barcelona couple of days, not so cheap as lisbon, but worth to visit and see the crowd and statues in la rambla and smell the fish in market place (it smells like huge vagina, every time I take deep breath there...:thumbsup)

Sid70 04-22-2014 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom.K (Post 20058876)
and stay in barcelona couple of days, not so cheap as lisbon, but worth to visit and see the crowd and statues in la rambla and smell the fish in market place (it smells like huge vagina, every time I take deep breath there...:thumbsup)

May be I'd even do Barcelona first, wanted to visit the place too. My problem it's all multiplied by 4 LOL - gotta work hard :)

Sexier 04-22-2014 12:26 PM

Fuck Lisbon just fly to Porto you will not regret, cheap flights from nuremberg and dresden also cheap from prague... then if you wish just take train, is like 30 euro for 2 hours ride

Tom.K 04-22-2014 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20058879)
May be I'd even do Barcelona first, wanted to visit the place too. My problem it's all multiplied by 4 LOL - gotta work hard :)

if you are alone and travel on budget, you can find accommodation in every city for 15 euros per night, I've been in Barcelona in some place for 12 euros per night, single room, shared toilet, but you have sink in room so you can piss there...

even in berlin, I was with ex girlfriend, we had accom for 24 euros per night, nice room with toilet and in charlottenburg

and food, you can try something special once and then survive on chinese or turkish. but in lisbon, you will want to eat portugese food and even in places eat-all-you-can for 6 euros, food is excellent

did I mentioned that weed is also free to posses there? if you are in that. actually, when you walk the main street, at least 5 guys will approach you and offer sun glasses and when you are not interested, they will offer weed and hash... and you can smoke freely in park. not my type of fun, but some people enjoy it so just giving advice...

Sid70 04-22-2014 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom.K (Post 20058945)
if you are alone and travel on budget . . .

Those days are gone :)

mOrrI 04-22-2014 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexier (Post 20058887)
Fuck Lisbon just fly to Porto you will not regret, cheap flights from nuremberg and dresden also cheap from prague... then if you wish just take train, is like 30 euro for 2 hours ride

Nah.... Porto sucks balls...
Lisboa is the place to be :D


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