Smurf... if that story is legit i got something that will put u back on your feet. Pm me

never gonna get your money.. stop crying

Probably stupid me, but can not find a PM option in GFY. I tried.:upsidedow

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New members cant pm i think... i am on phone for today so no idea if you are new or not. If your story is mostly true i will get you straight again anr you can tell zombaio to go fuck themselves.

So..there is a problem with Zombaio payments or not?! ..

Practice due diligence when dealing with people on this board. beaner has issues. A search is all it takes.

By the way anybody using a fake name and avatar when they profess billing as their expertise should be taken with a grain of salt.

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

I single handed got sara swirls from complete collapse to back in business. I am fucking awesome at what i do and a female recepticle like yourself cannot change that fact.

I felt smurf's story and would not only get him back on his feet... but make him more miney then before.

Just because you take a small dick, from a small person, up your ass at crack 3am each day, does not mean others do. Just think about that... and 220 members X 2 X 25bucks and tell me again what you did for that dumb ass program you represent?

See what I'm saying.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Put your name and your face up there you little bitch.

1st rule of billing. Transparency.

I'll teach you the other parts after you complete rule 1 danielson.

Paully... go to sleep. It is just before midnight for you and you are starting the crack. You will bump this thread for about 6 hours *whilst* smoking the rock. Your gay friend damian will also chime in and at the end, you will be just a broke down crack whore.

I have no financial interest in helping smurf. Did you read his story? If you did then why dont you help him? I will answer for you... you cannot. I can, and i can also take his 1.5k operation into a 3k operation.

So awesome how those with nothing, literally, speak the loudest.

Exactly what I was thinking. I don't know the inner workings of their business but one word comes to mind when I read this shit.

http://blog.ebiinc.com/Portals/78380...esized-600.jpg


And not to break anyone's heart but we've all seen this play out numerous times and every single one has ended the same way. Your money is gone. Cancel those rebills and ask them to signup under another processor.

That's what I thought. Nothing from you. You're fucking useless piriod

I know... you see 75% decline in profit and i see 100% increase on every site.

Also, smurf, if your story is genuine i will get you back on your feet and you do not need to change your lifestyle. That is a promise to you because i have a soft spot for those in the trenches.

I will be back tomorrow to respond to email.

Idiot.:boyalley

I wish i was at a computer to quote all paully zombaio cheerleading posts. Maybe someone else can find them and post?

Why dont you ask your mom next time she goes down to the basement to bring you a grilled cheese sandwich. Don't worry I'll have her cut the crust off first.

And here (should) end another "I am not a loose cannon and it's safe to trust me with your billing" thread from Beaner.

SmurfGuy, make contact with me via email (paul at my gfyuser name dot com). I am not promising but I may be able to help you in some ways.

I talked to Jesper via live support last week. Not sure if anyone else got an explanation on late payments. But here is what he said about it.

Jesper: The payment delays has been caused by a change in the way our acquirer sends the settlements to us. The acquirers now have to settle transfers with a intermediate bank before transferring the funds to us, this due to new laws and regulations. We didn't expect that the delay would affect us as much as it has and this has caused a delay with the payouts. We do apologize for this delay and any inconvenience this may have caused you, we are working with the acquirers to resolve this delay and find a different method to clear the settlements and avoid this payout delay.

When I pressed about how long it's going to take to get my money. He said this:

Jesper: I understand that. As soon as I know when the money will reach you I will update you. But at this point I cant answer that sorry to say.

So at this point they have NO idea when the money is coming.

Who knows if it's bullshit or not. Like everyone else I just want MY money...

Sounds like BS, odds are if you asked them today you'd get the exact same answer word for word. It's a copy and paste stall type answer, where it's detailed enough to sound legit but vauge enough to where you'll keep hope.

No legit solvent company loses money for weeks and months at a time and just shrugs when asked about it. If Zombaio had really sent money when it was due and it was just a matter of a processing delay they'd have specific answers because they'd be on the banks to give them updates and time frames because legit businesses care about their reputation and this is destorying Zomaio's.

Plus they are paying out some, not paying out others? I have thousands of dollars lost with them now, but I switched over all my billing away from them last week and would suggest you do the same because at this point there's no reason to believe you'll ever see your money.

Quote:

Originally Posted by missmina (Post 20075885) jesper: The payment delays has been caused by a change in the way our acquirer sends the settlements to us.

More mother fucking God Dam fucking bullshit passed from the asshole of Michael Olsen, directly into the mouth of Jesper.

Hey Zombaio how stupid do you think we are you mother fucking thieves???!!!!

MAKE THE FUCKING PAYOUTS!!!!!! Take your herpes infested cock out of my ass and stick it back in your mother's throat you low life scum sucking PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!!!

I have already switched my main billing processor & canceled ALL rebills. Enough is enough. Pricks.

Got the exact same message from David 10 days ago:

We're having delays caused by a change in the way our acquirer sends the settlements to us. The acquirers now have to settle transfers with a intermediate bank before transferring the funds to us, this due to new laws and regulations. We didn't expect that the delay would affect us as much as it has and this has caused a delay with the payouts. We do apologize for this delay and any inconvenience this may have caused you, we are working with the acquirers to resolve this delay and find a different method to clear the settlements and avoid this payout delay.

I do apologize for these delays and any inconvenience it may have caused you, we will correct this as quickly as possible.

Best Regards,

David

The house of cards, starting to fall..... guys if you are smart do whatever you have to and switch processors now!!! Feel a little pain now or a lot latter the choice is yours.

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs30/PRE/...ck_haggard.jpg

Someone needs to buy a subscription from a Zombaio site then call their CC company to find out what bank is settling the transaction. Then post that bank's info publicly so we can all call them and find out WTF Zombaio is doing with our money.

Bump.....

Heard very similar vague answers and explanations from Jesper all this time also.

Latest from him today was:

Jesper: Payouts will go on Wednesday. I cant answer how many thou but at least a few.

Is anyone going to hold their breath? We certainly won't.

It's only rebills with us too (we long-since pulled them from new sales), so if no money is seen this week we'll probably be cancelling all the rebills too.

We've asked them to give us the rebill data (back on April 25th) and Jesper is still trying to "ask" about that. The answer today was, "I dont have any more info regarding your request for rebill data sorry to say. I will try and see what I can do about that."

Good suggestion... i do not buy secondary bank issue.

Don't waste your time. They won't tell you shit.

All the merchants need to come together and hire a lawyer. If there's anything sketchy going on I'm sure there's all kinds of fraudulent transfers going down and the only way to bring this to a halt is through the courts, not by bitching about it on here for weeks.

They are based in sweden though. Hard, not impossible, to organize class action.

Problem is they will shut down and file bankruptcy.

You can join and do chargeback and your own bank can provide the details.

I was a client of Zombaio for a few years and always got paid... however, the payments started coming later and later. I officially cut my losses. I canceled all rebills and stopped taking any new joins from them.

Fortunately, this is not my primary source of income AND I didn't have much owed to me (less than $500 at this very moment).

They pushed back the pay date a few times and even after money being owed to me a month and a half since it was collected by them, it's an additional 2 weeks late on top of that.

Like you, I got the same run around from them about when will I be paid.

I put in a support ticket asking when I'd be paid AND THEY DELETED IT. No reply the first time, they just deleted the ticket. I then asked a second time a few days later and got the same canned response most of you are getting.

DROP THEM. There are more reputable billers out there. I know it sucks but anyone who sticks with this company from here on out gets what they deserve.

- Jimmy Hooligan

That's fine. Let them. I'm not familiar with bankruptcy laws in Sweden but if they are like most countries they will have to open the books and show where their money went. And if they fraudulently transferred assets, creditors can get it back.

You guys should organize and seek council.

I read your response this morning... so you hijacked my totally selfless offer to get someone who was about to lose everything, and told him you would do it and to watch out for me?

Is that about correct?

Well... I was going to send him 1K for living, so now you do it. And I was going to get him on his own merchant account... so now you do it. And your completely naive understanding of situations at hand should make you feel like a real fucking asshole.

p.s.

I can honestly say that I am very happy with all aspects of Zombaio's service. Solid efficient processing, intelligent support and payments ontime every time.
Paul, Owner liveasiangirlcams.com and veryhotcams

https://www.zombaio.com/Testimonials.asp

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on :thumbsup

Could they be any more obvious that they don't have the money? If their settling excuse was valid, payments would settle across the board per the new "settling" periods. Why would some payments go out but not others? That makes absolutely no sense unless they don't have the money to cover them, which would mean their excuse for the way payments are settled is an absolute joke. Not to mention, merchant accounts get funds settled in days. It's astonishing they expect anyone to believe that it would take over 2 months to settle a payment. I don't care what country you're in.

Wow, nice offer Beaner. SmurfGuy contact this great man immediately for your free $1,000 and help with getting a merchant account. For him to make a no strings offer like that on a public forum without even needing to know anything about you or your business first shows what kind of a professional business man he is.

I am glad that help is at hand and wish you the best of luck under Beaner's wing.

Oh and thanks Beaner for reminding me about my 6 year old Zombaio testimonial. I had forgotten about that. I will email them now and ask them to remove it as the level of service that I was recommending at that time no longer exists.

No doubt the other 30 people whose testimonials they have on that page would do the same if they knew/remembered that their words were still being used.

Fuck off hack.

P.s. your site looks like fucking shit

So, the ONE client you can list is your ex-wife?

Shit, no wonder you are jealous of me. It all makes sense now.

Carry on with your drug-fuelled 4am rants. You're literally of no consequence whatsoever.

Thanks for the heads up, was just about to sign up with Zombaio. Will probably go with CCBill now.

I'd go with Epoch if I were you. Better throughput and much better retention.

Jetson... I will redirect you to something you may find of interest:

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=20075134&postcount=17

Take nothing Damian says as of importance. He has tried for over 10 years to set up a website of his own to make money, and he can't... and admits it.

You can, rather easily, set up your own merchant account and never worry about about any IPSP account again. Dependent on a few things, big one is your physical location.

Oh... and #damiansnitch (you know... bitching about people to mods)... out of three options presented 72% of the votes either decided you suck and annoying, or you should be banned mostly because you suck and annoying. So suck on that :1orglaugh

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1139870

Hahaha. You nut eating cuck. I fucking knew it.