WHAT THE FUCK? You want our sympathy now that you lost your job?

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CUSTOMER SERVICE ASSHOLE I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED IN MY LIFE.

Why did you spend day after day telling straight up lies to your clients?

Don't you have a conscience? How do you sleep at night?

Now the big question is this, how long does Zombaio have left before they fuck us all over too? Or did you sign a confidentiality agreement and can't say shit about anything?

You seem to always be associated with crooks and cons. You are a piece of shit. I hope you never get a job that involves dealing with anybody's money or well being ever again. If you are involved in ANYTHING it tumbles to the ground. You are the goto guy for thieves I guess. Fuck off cunt.

I've said this a million times and I'll say it again. Michael O continually strung people along during the ePass bullshit. He blatantly LIED to people asking what the fuck was going on. Then one day he says "Oh I am no longer with ePass" and guess what happened next? NOBODY GOT A DIME!

If Michael O was involved with a company that is not paying now he mysteriously has been let go? It means you will not get paid. PIRIOD. :2 cents:

Your money is probably GONE!

I saw the writing on the wall. We switched to CCbill months ago and are working on not only a merchant but back up 3rd party billing.

Trust no one. Shit I dont even trust my momma. She says crazy shit and knows I don't eat leftovers but still tries to push them on me.

Would hate to take the last zombaio payout to visit those guys in Sweden personally but I hear they have good meatballs.

They extra really don't want to steal my money.

I have been seriously involved with 2 companies over the last 9 years.
I have always been a support rep nothing more. When ever clients contacted me I provided the information I got from management. If management told me payouts go out tomorrow I told our clients this because thats the information I had.

I know you have never been a fan. BUT I never lied to clients about ePassporte!!! Thats a fact.
I were told by people I trusted and worked for, for 5 years what to say and if you look back on the old threads you see my tone change around mid September when I realize that Chris, Shaliza and Mark have been telling me straight lies and counted on me to give them to clients, I NEVER knowingly lied to a client. I were told as late as the end of September that everything would be OK.

OK here the story.

I were let go from Zombaio because I got in a fight with my supervisor and told him "Fuck You don't worry it will only be a month or 2 more you have to deal with me, because I am starting a new job"
5 minutes later in the middle of the work day I were locked out of everything, got a call saying I were terminated with the reason "You are not happy"

Why this happened? I were stressed because of the issues lately and spoke out of line.

9 years in the business and you didn't have a clue how their financing works? Funds from Sweden to Belize? Why did I have to explain that shit to you? How do I know more than you about the company you work for. I have all the chats.

So quit the bullshitting.

Who? David, Tomas? Who canned you for sticking up for us little guys?

No idea where I did you wrong, really you were the only client ever asking to talk to some else than me.

Like I said I were merely a support rep telling clients what I were told by management.
I never had anything to do with accounting. Just doing support.

A technical issue, I had 7 people on chat during the upgrade and stressed out and he did not believe me when I told him shit is fucked.
So I got pissed off because the day before funny enough I had 2 people offering me a job. So I said Fuck it.

Maybe none of you guys could do shit but you were the worst at lying to me about it. Im not mad at you and I dont want this to come off as a fuck Michael O thread. Believe me when I say I have no problem calling people out. I can make it Michael O day everyday.

You playing stupid over shit I know and have just been dealing with for a year and a half when you been doing this shit for 9 is no excuse. Don't want to hear Im just a cust. rep anymore. You know how it fucking works.

Now, whats going on with their banks? Lay it out there.

Good question for Michael O!

Yeah tell the truth...even though pretty easy to connect the dots

In a nutshell, the late payout issues began when they began putting RedPass together.

It would seem they used their clients' (our) money in order to fund the Redpass project.

The likely idea was, the money they "borrowed" from their clients (us) in order to fund RedPass would be recovered from the rolling reserve and other RedPass charges/fees.

The problem is, the funds were never recovered, and they quite simply do not appear to have enough money to pay people on time. So what they seem to be doing is making sure their bigger clients get paid first, then medium clients, followed by small clients and those of us who have since stopped sending them new sales.

And in order to cover this farce up, they changed the settlement dates in the ZOA payout dashboard numerous times in order to make it appear as though everything is working as intended with the apparent hope that no one would catch on.

My money is on vdbucks idea

OK, so far Im on your side Michael O. Now lets hear it. You do want to find another job in this business, right?

Sounds like the one time you didn't just tell people what they wanted to hear, it turned around and bit you on the ass. Kind of ironic really.

I think you are a good guy, but you fucked yourself up there. You told Zombaio you were planning to leave, and so they just brought the date forward. Can't blame them for that. Standard HR procedure for frontline jobs with access to sensitive data.

Like I said I worked support, I have nothing to do with any money management.
Even after getting fired and it did not end nice, I truly believe people will get paid, I have absolutely no reason to believe anything else. There might be some delays for a bit but I think things will get back on track.

Yeah
Agree with you.
In the heat of the moment and I don't blame them, just wished I could have finished out in a proper way.

I sent you a message.

Michael, being a support rep to some of the wankas on GFY for 9 yrs, one wonders how u havent shot yourself... u deserve some sort of lifetime achievement award!

Anyways last comment from me.
It ended badly between me and Zombaio very badly.
Anyways I am sure everyone will get paid or I would have said it there are no love lost between us.
There are some management issues that need improvement but they will be done and I am sure everything will be back on track soon.

My honest opinion and I have no problem recommending Zombaio in the future.

End of thread for me.

You lost all credibility with this post..."recommending Zombaio", what a pile of horse shit.

Karma is a bitch

No Its good people, just need to get their shit together.

That's the point Michael, their shit isn't together and because of that..they are causing headaches for their clients..no free pass because they eventually pay..they are suppose to pay on time and then turn around and say thank you for your business, what else can we do to be better.

They have had plenty of time to do that if that's what they wanted to do. They are not good people and they treat affiliates the same way they treated you, i.e. do whatever they want, make up weak stories about it and lock out anyone who isn't happy.

Well you're just doing what is standard in this industry and in fact outside of it. But you can't tell me that over the course of years you haven't seen indications that a company is dishonest or disrespectful to customers. I'm sure you did. The thing to do ideally would have been to resign then but you chose not to do that.

You were just doing your job and you had to eat. I understand. That's how it goes but let's call it what it is.

Translation: I have to say good things about them now otherwise none of the other BRO companies in the industry will give me a job.

I may be a cynical ass sometimes here (after reading bullshit for nearly a decade) but I'm probably right.

cliffnotes : mouthpiece :2 cents:

Good people never need to get their shit together, it's already together. People that do not pay their debts to those that are depending on them are not, nor will be, "good people" and anyone that suggests otherwise is most likely in the same boat.

You had similar sentiments about ePassporte.

OR is he really the Keyser Soze of all of this.

He used that 'just a rep' last time. Now he is using the same 'just a rep' excuse. No offense to all of you Michael O supporters. I am pretty sure he learned a lot with ePass and to still play the i dont know anything I just do what I am told routine sounds a little ridiculous. For someone who is supposedly a good customer rep. He cant possibly be that dumb. If you boss told a customer they are going to get paid for something, and they dont. You are going to keep telling them what the boss says day in, day out? Because your boss said so. Even though you know he is lying. This isnt his first rodeo. If people in here can see what is going on, and they dont even work for the company. How can he be so blind.



Unless when we see a picture of him, he is this guy from Family Guy.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2.../d/d9/Opie.png

Exactly, nobody is buying this "just a rep" crap :pimp

Highly inaccurate to the point of annoyance. I've been following the Zombaio threads here since the beginning and not once have I seen a high revenue webmaster (or one that claimed to be) suggest they were being paid on time or before the "little guys". Baseless speculation.

We do high 5 figures a month with them and we're farther behind on payouts than the little guys with cookie crumb revenue. I see people here complaining their "payout" was late. We're about 4 payments behind right now.

What's it say when they can't pay the big guys out? We probably pay more in processing fees with them than 20 of the "little guys" put together.

His fucking Skype ID is: Spacey

Man.... :1orglaugh

This thread reminds me of Epassporte, is that just me?

Actually I'm 99% sure he used to post as "Keyser Soze" for his moniker before he changed it to MichaelO. That is very old school though so there is the possibility I am confused.

edit:

Confirmed! It was him:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=543192&page=1

:upsidedow

Sounds like someone got gag-ordered...

Just spend the last 9 hours on a bus.
Yes my nick was Keyser Soze because its one of my all time favorite films and I had to come up with some nick 15 years ago.

Spacey is a nick name I had for 20+ years comes from a Danish Kim Larsen song called Midt om Natten, nice easy Skype name instead of Michael86746

Everyone thats been around for a while know I changed my nick

You're a fucking clown.

You're a weak person and you're only role in this industry has been "mouth piece" for disorganized assholes running companies into the ground. Even worse, you sit there watching a torrent of complaints and problems and announce all is well for a bunch of inept idiots, enabling them to ultimately fuck people over as it all crashes down and people lose money.

Named yourself after a criminal... a rather prescient choice.

You low life ass kissing mother fucker. Is this how you are going out? Rubbing our faces in the shit that spews from your face? Recommending Zombaio? I have NOT been paid in almost a month and your last words are "I am sure everyone will get paid..."

Hey moron, Zombaio isn't paying you any more to say that, so you can stop now.

I'll just print your last words and hand it to my landlord when I don't have this month's rent because you low life assholes are stealing money to cover your expenses and not paying out the money to your clients.
Enjoy your bus ride you low life scum piece of shit.


Zombaio read this you fuck heads: Just because you fired one asshole doesn't mean you are off the hook on payouts. STOP stealing mine and your client's money and start making all your payouts. Not just payouts on 'certain' accounts, but ALL accounts.

You gutless mother fuckers. I know you are reading these threads. Sitting there in front of your computers, deciding who gets paid and who doesn't, day after day, week after week, juggling your failing business. The only way out is to STOP all salaries, stop all expenses, stop investing OUR money on your personal banking ventures and make good on all payouts that are due. Catch up on all payouts and after 6 months of making perfect payouts you can make an announcement that you are under new management, give everybody one month of 3% processing to attract hundreds of new accounts and get your business heading in the right direction again. The 'old' Zombaio could've taken over CCBill IF not one payout was late. You don't understand, on time payouts are the first and foremost most important issue with credit card processing. Once a payment is late, or in your case weeks late, it sends anger and fear into the minds of your clients. On time payouts should be your holiest of holy commandments. When your payouts are late, you are only fucking yourself by ruining your business' reputation.

Now what you are going to do Zombaio? Stick your dick up your own ass and crawl back to mama's house to suckle her tit?

OR are you going to create a new plan to help pull your company's image out of your ass by doing the right thing every single fucking day until people trust you again?

Decide.