WTF is an Alabama Hotpocket? Look like it involves some syrup and shit... PIC - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 04-25-2013, 11:57 AM

Maybe some chocolate or something...

mineistaken · 04-25-2013, 11:57 AM

ban!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manfap · 04-25-2013, 11:59 AM

that cannot be very higenic. unless its mousse. yep thats what my brain has told my eyes. its chocolate mousse

TampaToker · 04-25-2013, 12:00 PM

Damn Harmon!

xNetworx · 04-25-2013, 12:00 PM

Currently Sober in 3....2.....

96ukssob · 04-25-2013, 12:01 PM

first...

second...

third...

Scott McD · 04-25-2013, 12:35 PM

alias · 04-25-2013, 12:37 PM

Knew better than to click.

beerptrol · 04-25-2013, 12:40 PM

definitely not a Cleveland Steamer or Chili Dog

2013 · 04-25-2013, 12:44 PM

CS = Cleveland Steamer

L-Pink · 04-25-2013, 02:19 PM

Ok ……… From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.

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Tofu · 04-25-2013, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.

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Good strategy!

mineistaken · 04-25-2013, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.

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Better option:
Do not open his threads.

media · 04-25-2013, 03:25 PM

Some things just cannot be unseen!!!!

Mike Honcho · 04-25-2013, 03:29 PM

Jesus dude. The fuck?

Dirty F · 04-25-2013, 03:55 PM

Time for a ban.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-25-2013, 04:50 PM

nothing better to do with your time....sad

keysync · 04-25-2013, 05:00 PM

bigluv · 04-25-2013, 06:00 PM

Im still swallowing and trying not to throw up.

Dankasaur · 04-25-2013, 06:46 PM

Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus!

Phoenix · 04-25-2013, 06:52 PM

haha i just sent this to my buddy.
asked him if he wanted to see something disgusting...he said no....then said yes...haha

Harmon · 04-25-2013, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Time for a ban.

adulttraffic · 04-25-2013, 07:16 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...20hot%20pocket

adulttraffic · 04-25-2013, 07:21 PM

ErectMedia · 04-25-2013, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.

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+1

NiXXiN · 04-25-2013, 08:18 PM

thanks man, my mother in law walked past unexpectedly behind me. now she wont even look at me when talking to me.

georgeyw · 04-25-2013, 09:06 PM

Ban this fucking idiot.

shake · 04-25-2013, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

first...

Harmon · 04-25-2013, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Ban this fucking idiot.

X_X_ROB_X_X · 04-25-2013, 09:59 PM

See Cig · 04-26-2013, 03:00 PM

this would be great to see gone.

L-Pink · 04-26-2013, 03:04 PM

1. alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

2. alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

3. Alabama Hot Pocket
This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

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_Richard_ · 04-26-2013, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

1. alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

2. alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

3. Alabama Hot Pocket
This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

.

world makes a little less sense today

L-Pink · 04-26-2013, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

world makes a little less sense today

I know, the definitions bring up more questions than answers ?..

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NaughtyVisions · 04-26-2013, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

1. alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

2. alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

3. Alabama Hot Pocket
This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

world makes a little less sense today

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I know, the definitions bring up more questions than answers ?..

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My first thought when reading those definitions was "and people actual do this?" And then I remembered the picture.

_Richard_ · 04-26-2013, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

My first thought when reading those definitions was "and people actual do this?" And then I remembered the picture.

well.

this is assumption, maybe it's some terrible terrible joke out of that area,

but if that's a picture of someone actually doing it.. does that mean they heard the joke/reference their entire lives and 'went for it' as some internet joke/monetization/fetish?

and if that's the case, and it's developed into the psyches of the residents, how long has that been going on for?

_Richard_ · 04-26-2013, 03:44 PM

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Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

that's it; im officially mentally shook up by all this

mOrrI · 04-26-2013, 03:45 PM

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2MuchMark · 04-26-2013, 04:30 PM

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