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Harmon 04-25-2013 11:57 AM

WTF is an Alabama Hotpocket? Look like it involves some syrup and shit... PIC
 
Maybe some chocolate or something...

http://i.imgur.com/dSMvlE9.jpg

mineistaken 04-25-2013 11:57 AM

ban!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manfap 04-25-2013 11:59 AM

that cannot be very higenic. unless its mousse. yep thats what my brain has told my eyes. its chocolate mousse

TampaToker 04-25-2013 12:00 PM

Damn Harmon! :throwup:throwup

xNetworx 04-25-2013 12:00 PM

Currently Sober in 3....2.....

96ukssob 04-25-2013 12:01 PM

first...

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

second...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1318992465

third...

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/..._be_unseen.jpg

Scott McD 04-25-2013 12:35 PM

:eek7:eek7

alias 04-25-2013 12:37 PM

Knew better than to click.

beerptrol 04-25-2013 12:40 PM

definitely not a Cleveland Steamer or Chili Dog

2013 04-25-2013 12:44 PM

CS = Cleveland Steamer

L-Pink 04-25-2013 02:19 PM

Ok ……… From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.


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Tofu 04-25-2013 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19597545)
Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Good strategy!

mineistaken 04-25-2013 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19597545)
Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.


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Better option:
Do not open his threads.

media 04-25-2013 03:25 PM

Some things just cannot be unseen!!!!

Mike Honcho 04-25-2013 03:29 PM

Jesus dude. The fuck?

Dirty F 04-25-2013 03:55 PM

Time for a ban.

pimpmaster9000 04-25-2013 04:50 PM

nothing better to do with your time....sad

keysync 04-25-2013 05:00 PM

http://imagend.com/images/2013/04/26/unsee_button.gif

bigluv 04-25-2013 06:00 PM

Im still swallowing and trying not to throw up.

Dankasaur 04-25-2013 06:46 PM

Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus!

Phoenix 04-25-2013 06:52 PM

haha i just sent this to my buddy.
asked him if he wanted to see something disgusting...he said no....then said yes...haha

Harmon 04-25-2013 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19597669)
Time for a ban.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...hdzNifDaX-HMHw

adulttraffic 04-25-2013 07:16 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...20hot%20pocket

adulttraffic 04-25-2013 07:21 PM

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/32231559.jpg

ErectMedia 04-25-2013 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19597545)
Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.


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+1 :thumbsup

NiXXiN 04-25-2013 08:18 PM

thanks man, my mother in law walked past unexpectedly behind me. now she wont even look at me when talking to me.

georgeyw 04-25-2013 09:06 PM

Ban this fucking idiot.

shake 04-25-2013 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 19597299)

:2 cents:

Harmon 04-25-2013 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19598050)
Ban this fucking idiot.

http://i.imgur.com/Hm0e3.jpg

X_X_ROB_X_X 04-25-2013 09:59 PM

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/20...a9e16a89fa.jpg

See Cig 04-26-2013 03:00 PM

this would be great to see gone.

L-Pink 04-26-2013 03:04 PM

1. alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)


2. alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.


3. Alabama Hot Pocket
This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.


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_Richard_ 04-26-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19599632)
1. alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)


2. alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.


3. Alabama Hot Pocket
This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.


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world makes a little less sense today

L-Pink 04-26-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19599637)
world makes a little less sense today

I know, the definitions bring up more questions than answers ?..

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NaughtyVisions 04-26-2013 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19599632)
1. alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)


2. alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.


3. Alabama Hot Pocket
This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.


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Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19599637)
world makes a little less sense today

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19599640)
I know, the definitions bring up more questions than answers ?..

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My first thought when reading those definitions was "and people actual do this?" And then I remembered the picture. :helpme

_Richard_ 04-26-2013 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 19599643)
My first thought when reading those definitions was "and people actual do this?" And then I remembered the picture. :helpme

well.

this is assumption, maybe it's some terrible terrible joke out of that area,

but if that's a picture of someone actually doing it.. does that mean they heard the joke/reference their entire lives and 'went for it' as some internet joke/monetization/fetish?

and if that's the case, and it's developed into the psyches of the residents, how long has that been going on for?

_Richard_ 04-26-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
that's it; im officially mentally shook up by all this

http://i.imgur.com/LIRn94F.gif

mOrrI 04-26-2013 03:45 PM

F7u12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2MuchMark 04-26-2013 04:30 PM

no more bonerz for me.


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