WTF is an Alabama Hotpocket? Look like it involves some syrup and shit... PIC

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  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #1

    WTF is an Alabama Hotpocket? Look like it involves some syrup and shit... PIC

    Maybe some chocolate or something...

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  • mineistaken
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    • Apr 2007
    • 29656

    #2
    ban!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Manfap
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      • Jan 2013
      • 2626

      #3
      that cannot be very higenic. unless its mousse. yep thats what my brain has told my eyes. its chocolate mousse

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      • TampaToker
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        • May 2006
        • 5828

        #4
        Damn Harmon!
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        • xNetworx
          So Fucking What
          • Jan 2004
          • 14445

          #5
          Currently Sober in 3....2.....

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          • 96ukssob
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            • Mar 2003
            • 12991

            #6
            first...



            second...



            third...

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            • Scott McD
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              • Nov 2002
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              #7


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              • alias
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                #8
                Knew better than to click.
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                • beerptrol
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                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12722

                  #9
                  definitely not a Cleveland Steamer or Chili Dog
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                  • 2013
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 4390

                    #10
                    CS = Cleveland Steamer

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                    • L-Pink
                      working on my tan
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151

                      #11
                      Ok ……… From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.


                      .

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                      • Tofu
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 5615

                        #12
                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                        Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.


                        .
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                        • mineistaken
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                          • Apr 2007
                          • 29656

                          #13
                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                          Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.


                          .
                          Better option:
                          Do not open his threads.

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                          • media
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                            • Apr 2002
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                            #14
                            Some things just cannot be unseen!!!!
                            I'm here for the violence!

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                            • Mike Honcho
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                              • Aug 2007
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                              #15
                              Jesus dude. The fuck?

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                              • Dirty F
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                                • Jul 2001
                                • 59204

                                #16
                                Time for a ban.

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                                • pimpmaster9000
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                                  #17
                                  nothing better to do with your time....sad
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                                  • keysync
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                                    #18


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                                    • bigluv
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                                      Im still swallowing and trying not to throw up.

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                                      • Dankasaur
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                                        #20
                                        Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus!

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                                        • Phoenix
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                                          • Nov 2002
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                                          #21
                                          haha i just sent this to my buddy.
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                                          • Harmon
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                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 20012

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Dirty F
                                            Time for a ban.
                                            [email protected]

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                                            • adulttraffic
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 797

                                              #23
                                              http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...20hot%20pocket
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                                              • adulttraffic
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                                                #24
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                                                • ErectMedia
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                  Ok ??? From now on I will only open a Harmon thread with my iphone, read the responses then maybe open the photo.


                                                  .
                                                  +1

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                                                  • NiXXiN
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                                                    #26
                                                    thanks man, my mother in law walked past unexpectedly behind me. now she wont even look at me when talking to me.
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                                                    • georgeyw
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                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      Ban this fucking idiot.
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                                                      • shake
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 4663

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bossku69
                                                        first...

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                                                        • Harmon
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                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 20012

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                          Ban this fucking idiot.
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                                                              #31
                                                              this would be great to see gone.
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                                                              • L-Pink
                                                                working on my tan
                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                • 39151

                                                                #32
                                                                1. alabama hot pocket
                                                                the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)


                                                                2. alabama hot pocket
                                                                The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
                                                                Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.


                                                                3. Alabama Hot Pocket
                                                                This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.


                                                                .

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                                                                • _Richard_
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                                  • 30991

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                  1. alabama hot pocket
                                                                  the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)


                                                                  2. alabama hot pocket
                                                                  The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
                                                                  Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.


                                                                  3. Alabama Hot Pocket
                                                                  This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.


                                                                  .
                                                                  world makes a little less sense today

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                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                    • 39151

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                    world makes a little less sense today
                                                                    I know, the definitions bring up more questions than answers ?..

                                                                    .

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                                                                    • NaughtyVisions
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                                                                      • May 2008
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                      1. alabama hot pocket
                                                                      the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)


                                                                      2. alabama hot pocket
                                                                      The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
                                                                      Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.


                                                                      3. Alabama Hot Pocket
                                                                      This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.


                                                                      .
                                                                      Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                      world makes a little less sense today
                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                      I know, the definitions bring up more questions than answers ?..

                                                                      .
                                                                      My first thought when reading those definitions was "and people actual do this?" And then I remembered the picture.
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                                                                      • _Richard_
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                                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                                        • 30991

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                                                                        My first thought when reading those definitions was "and people actual do this?" And then I remembered the picture.
                                                                        well.

                                                                        this is assumption, maybe it's some terrible terrible joke out of that area,

                                                                        but if that's a picture of someone actually doing it.. does that mean they heard the joke/reference their entire lives and 'went for it' as some internet joke/monetization/fetish?

                                                                        and if that's the case, and it's developed into the psyches of the residents, how long has that been going on for?

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                                                                        • _Richard_
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                          • 30991

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
                                                                          that's it; im officially mentally shook up by all this

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                                                                          • mOrrI
                                                                            It's over there...
                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                            • 4212

                                                                            #38
                                                                            F7u12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                            • 2MuchMark
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 50983

                                                                              #39
                                                                              no more bonerz for me.

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