Originally Posted by L-Pink

1. alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)


2. alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.


3. Alabama Hot Pocket
This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.


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Originally Posted by _Richard_

world makes a little less sense today

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I know, the definitions bring up more questions than answers ?..

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